That first sip of the day

Every time I have 1, my anus itches like mad and I scratch it to the point if bleeding

I unironically finally gave these a try after being on Veeky Forums for a year and now I'm on my second 10 piece case in a week.

>family history of high blood pressure
>hbp at 23
>have to cut back on sipps

Whoa very very edgy!

When you die tomorrow in a car crash are you really going to say to youself:
>"man, i'm glad I never had that final /sip/

Live it up nigger.
>youtube.com/watch?v=g9I9R-IMG20

high blood pressure affects you every day in a bad way including:

>bad mood
>bad sleep
>dizziness
>bad lifts

don't fuck around with hbp

i just drink water,say no to the chemical jew

tea with 2 sugars i have in the morning though.

>/sip/ up, Judah Ben Hur.

My family has a history of alcoholism I embrace it.

can we get a mod to delete these shill threads?

How many scoops are you supposed to put in these things?
I've only been doing 3 per can since I'm not sure.

Hahahaha

Hi, I'm a giant faggot and my name is this guy.

>Find out I have high blood pressure due to my caffeine intake.
>Switch to amphetamines.
Honestly, it should be CNS stims that are banned, amphetamines are fucking great.

Is this a marketing thing or what? How drinks that shit and why

This one is better

Wait, what? I thought all stimulants speed up your cns.

had my first sip ever today
decent enough kind of tastes like sherbet
very tropical if you don't like pineapple don't buy it
still better than a coke
nice and light didn't have any problems running after drinking it
7/10 might get again

>tfw I've still never had that delicious yellow sip

>the first capsule of the day

which flavor did you get?
Dude you honestly missed out, citron was very good.

JEWS ITT

Think again fatty.

>that first sip

my doctor told me I had high blood pressure. He asked if I smoked and I told him I vaped

>laughs to himself as he writes it down on his clip board

What is it with shills and normies using simpsons screen shots to reply to shit?

>Hey fellow channers, op here, I'm here to relate to you!

it's part of the sip theme

oh yeah, how the fuck did I forget this was a sip thread?! Looks like I might need some caffeine, I am struggling this morning

Try Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice, Zero Ultras got boring for me after a while especially the white one.

You gotta change it up once in a while.

>not sideways from your phone
ffs at least /sip/ correctly

>how to fast ft. sips

Is calpis a sip?

>can't easily fit 200 kcals anywhere into his diet

Keep on cutting, lardo.

>uni student store sells white sips

>drinking cowpis

t. nigger

Zero Ultra™ of course

>you must be this brown to drink

Amazon has white sips 12 for £9

Maybe it's a meme and they're channers you fucking newfag. Jesus fuck it's not even a new meme.

According to legends and myth they still sell Yellow sips in Canada.

But these are only unconfirmed rumors of course...

That's a gulp retard

They just started selling them in Denmark

That has like 80g of sugar my dude

>That has like 80g of sugar my dude

>told my gf about the silly /sip/ meme
>we buy one every time that we're at the store now
>mfw starting to actually really love them

>110 calories per serving, 2 servings per can
>200 calories per can

wat