You're at the gym with your gf when this guy starts talking to her about the Noble Eightfold Path

You're at the gym with your gf when this guy starts talking to her about the Noble Eightfold Path.

What do you do?

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Nothing because I'm buddhist as well

did you nr 7 of the 10 things that cause bad karma is shitposting

Kill myself and hope I can reincarnate into a chad

Hit f to chastise

Women are just too petty and materialistic to become good buddhists.

everybody has buddha-nature

but cockroaches and women and the like are further from fulfilling bodhisattva

smile and say "wow I'm your biggest fan"

I maintain nonetheless that yin-yang dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain. Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength

>"gf"

My husband and I are both Buddhists.

Didn't find out for four years until we started planning our wedding.

“The entire character of a base and its inhabitants can be absorbed in a quick trip to the Rec Commons. The sweaty arenas of Fort Legion, the glittering gambling halls of Morgan Bank, the sunny lovers’ trysts in Gaia’s High Garden, or the somber reading rooms of U.N. Headquarters. Even the feeding bay at the Hive gives stark insight into the sleeping demons of Yang’s communal utopia.”

I start removing kebab with my new friend.

Your either a faggot or a bitch, there is no reason specifying this.

Nothing because my girlfriend is an immaterial illusion of the physical world.

I fuck him in the ass to show my dominance

If neither of you could figure out the other was a Buddhist until four years into your fucking relationship, you're not Buddhists.

Kill myself and hope I reach Nirvana

>My husband and I
Calling for attention, too bad your hubby let you hang out on Veeky Forums

Is that a samurai version of Johnny Bravo?

Yes

lel

>GIS "Samurai Jack Johnny Bravo"
>Plenty of pictures of them just being bros
>"Hey, that's pretty good. I like the idea of this!"
>Scroll further
>It all turns into faggot shit

Fucking degenerates

It's not my fault most people who like cartoons are also faggots

How would they know if they're secular Buddhists? By observing their right view, right resolve, right speech, right conduct, right livelihood, right effort, right mindfulness, and right meditation?

allow him to open her chakras

Discuss with him the benefits of ascetic physical training in the broader spiritual context.

A new friend to meditate and remove Muslims with

They'd know because if you've been with someone for 4 fucking years and you have any actual interest in them you'd ask about their beliefs.

This.

top kek

t. unenlightened

>gf

*grabs throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF??!

Sort of true in that buddhism believes they must first die and reincarnate as men if they want to reach nirvana

ditch the gf and begin enlightenment.

f

I'd rather reach Alice in Chains

Refer him to the gym rules of not disturbing others workouts. This is the only thing to do, and if he cant accept that reality he is gonna find out if my oblique kick is an illusion

*tips*

I listen and learn with her....

yeah technically. barely anyone is interested in it though, especially women.

right because that's how it works. Have you read on this topic?

>you achieve nirvana by giving up your craving for impermanent things
>but, um, like, does that include, like, shoes and pumpkin spice lattes?
>well, yes
>totally gross! get away from me you weird loser

>me and my husband
homosexuals are not allowed on this board

listen intently and try to gleam only a sliver of this man's deep insight

does that include my gains?

yes the vast majority just want to bullshit. it's another form of virtue signaling.

These Buddhist communities are the most hypocritical self-absorbed groups on Earth.

I barely meditate, but it has improved my life. My relationships have improved just from reading " Mastering the Core Teachings of the Buddha" and being more mindful.

Yoga is fucking stupid.

exercise is great. it can help stay grounded in the moment.

The eightfold path is all about rejecting one's own nature for the sake of cultivating virtue, which is undeniably difficult for anyone. This is why Buddhists meditate, because the mental clarity it provides gently pushes you in the right direction.

wrong. it's about accepting and perceiving "our own nature."

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throw him back into the manlet pit

Cast daoist magic spell on him

yu mo gwai gwai fai di zao
yu mo gwai gwai fai di zao
yu mo gwai gwai fai di zao

Join in the conversation and take genuine interest in what he's saying.

you're both saying the same thing, the psycho-physical ego is deprived of the "fuel" that makes it "burn" (desire, objects of desire) to cultivate an unconditional state of being, what you are when you aren't being pulled fifty different directions by your thoughts and shit

Ask him if Khorne is the best if not disembowel him with chainaxe

That's a funny way to spell Slaanesh

JACKIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not yu mo gu gwai fai di zao

everybody does not have buddha nature, everybody IS buddha nature. saying they "have it" implies dualistic value

>eightfold path

>Yoga is fucking stupid.
YOU FUCKED UP

Heard about you guys not venerating the Emperor