Am I king of dicklets?

You guys memed me into thinking my 6x5.5 dick was short. But I put these numbers into a calculator and it says I'm 85th and 94th percentile for length and width, respectively. Try it yourself. The site says
>anything 6"x5" (15cm by 13cm) and beyond is already well above average

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>tfw grower not shower with 7 inch length but dick is thin and curved

fucking kill me senpai shits tiny flaccid and will never have the girth to satisfy

This is bullshit right I have 6.60 " dick and I'm a 5"7 manlet wouldn't the taller guys have bigger dicks?

>he fell for the e-stat meme
lol
bet you think 6' is short too huh, because 6' height and 6" dick is about equally rare

No, but females think they do

OP here, I'm actually 6' too but never thought I was "short" because I can see that I'm taller than a majority of men just walking around. Whereas the only dicks I see are in porn.

If that's worldwide, you have to keep in mind most humans are actually Asian, and Asian guys have the smallest dicks . If you remove the billions of tiny Chinese dicks from the world average, it goes up drastically. And No, you shouldn't feel good about being big compared to tiny azns

wrong

there is no way those numbers are accurate

they must be based off of that one meta study where over 50% of the group was a study based on over 600 Indian men

Let's make a survey Veeky Forums

16 cm length, 13 cm girth here (6.29, 5.11 inches)

6.55"*5.6" reporting
>Mfw 5'6" manlet

you can see the studies posted though. and if i recall correctly the numbers in are from a british study with a sample size of 1500 men, where they also didn't find size differences depending on race

How do you measure weenie length? Do you push the ruler in, or just lay on top of penor srs question

push in, otherwise american average would be 3-4 inches instead of 5.3

find your bro-dick!
16.5cm / 13 cm here
with slight left curve

0 out of 1000. feelsgoodmang

7x5 checking in. Wish I had a little more girth.

>tfw 7x5.5 with upwards curve
was I blessed with the perfect dick ?

I'd say so
7x5.7 with upwards curve here
This week i realized my dick is above average. And it grew about 3 cm after not smoking for more than 2 month, 2 months of healthy diet, 1 month at the gym 1 month of averaging 8+ hours of sleep and 3 weeks no fapping. I feel invincible

>Whereas the only dicks I see are in porn
everyone that plays basketball can shoot full court 3's
quit watching porn unless you're trying to learn new
stuff.
porn is a training manual

>tfw I'm pretty sure I'm 6.5-7 inches if I do that


Brb getting ruler

yeah every study is based on pubic bone pressed length, because it's the only way to measure with a low chance of human error (deciding where the shaft begins), or discrepancies based on how much fat the dude has. If you actually want to measure yourself up against averages then you should be bone pressing too.

They will also tell you that 1/2/3/4 is low even though it is a lot more than 99% of society.
>inb4 don't compare to average
Well, too bad average is what it is - just average. That is what average Joe is, if you are better than him, then you are no longer average.

This is certainly reassuring given how fucking tiny my cock looks on my 6'5", 270 lb body. Oh well. At least I'm not a manlet, dicklet or wristlet (8.5" master wrist race).

I guess my flaccid size would be a lot better if I lost my pelvic fat.

Is this really accurate or memeing? All the amateur pics I see the penises all look 6.5"+ My penis is tiny when flaccid but my BPEL is around 5.8" erect.

The stats he used for his site are wrong

I'm pretty familiar with it and know the guy who coded it

>I feel invincible
have u tried talking to women?

What are you implying?

You're more than the king of dicklets.

5.2 is average.
5.5 is already above average, believe it or not. If you're here, you're fine.
6 is big; the people who think 6 is "average" are confusing the median for the mean.
7 is huge. The average porn star has a 6.5 to 7 inch cock.
8 is virtually unheard of. John Holmes, one of the biggest porn stars ever, was "only" 8.5 inches fully erect.

Further reading for those wanting a red pill.
pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/post/99430324237/this-a-properly-measured-non-pornstar-dick-he-is

Interesting, I guess when you watch porn you really do see a disproportionate amount of larger dicks, and its really hard to guage whats huge, I see a dick that huge Im thinking "that guys dick is 15 inches long wtf!", but maybe it really is 8 inches...

>tfw 7x6.5 with downward curve and more of an oval gurth than circular
Will it do the job?

6.5 girth is as thick as a can of air freshener. Post pic with measuring tape wrapped around it or you're lying

Fuck sake I wish my dick was bigger man

you can thank the 4 billion some odd asian/indians for bringing the global average down so much.

Cx

yeah pretty much this.


Girls all have stories of being with a guy that was 9 inches. but to them 9 inches is "BIG" either the guy lied or.... the guy lied.

I'm sure there are guys with 8 inches plus. but its rare.

One of the many reasons to ditch porn

My antivirus blocks this. False positive or what? Still, not going to turn it off and see.

> be Asian
>average sized sick

Perhaps I should go back to the land of my ancestors and become the dick lord

6.3 inches, 5.4 inches

Mine is about 6.25 pushed in but i feel like its kind of cheating. I mean im gaining around half an inch by doing it and my benis doesn't look that big. But i have a friend that has the same benis size as me and his gf loved sex with him(dont ask how I know) so it must not be that relevant

It doesn't matter anyway since no one will ever see mine hard.

A ton of guys I know claim to have at least a 7" dick. According to this shit most of them are lying then. That or some other race is taking the average down a ton.

...

Men lying to each other about dick size? How can that be possible?

Yeah I don't know. I'm 7x5 so statistically they're the liars. But who knows, maybe something is in the water here.

Everyone e-stats in real life too. All of my high school cronies claimed >6". Just assume everyone adds an inch to their claims

my last gf was a size queen so I started jelqing. 6 inches to 7.75 in about 3-4 years. look at jpop's 90 day challenge.

Proof?

duide I don't take pics of my dick. didn't raelly think the shit works but it does. not a joke. check out jpop's 90 day challenge. its for beginners. you'll make noob gains.

7x5.5
just go to r/bigdickproblems, there's plenty of good discussion there

>wouldn't the taller guys have bigger dicks?
Lmao, I know you guys love your "American education" meme, but this is a bit over the top-

>self-reported

This is wrong. When it's doctor measured (i.e. no e-stating,) there is little difference between ethnic groups

>self-reported

Saw this Graph from some fag Website and every (european) country had a 7.5" average, while the actual measured studies from those countries showed ~5.5". Rly makes you think about self-reporting and what you hear on Veeky Forums

I remember a self-reported penis size study from Turkey years ago. Average was like 27 cm /11 inches. Lol.

How does one properly measure girth though?

I go by which lubbers give me bruises.

I might be a manlet, but I do have a 7.75 inch dick

Girls are honestly fucking CLUELESS about dicksize. Partly due to spacial reasoning and partly due to 99% of men lying. The number of girls I've fucked who had some story about "muh ex had an 11 in dick" who I had to explain to that my dick wasn't 13" inches long, it's a legitimate 7.5" with a tape measure.

If a girl tells you someone had an 8" dick, and she's fucked say... 100 people. There's less than a 3% chance that's correct. Assuming there's no selection bias at play, like her openly looking for horse dicked dudes or whatever. Data could be wrong if big dicked dudes are more likely to sleep around as well.

Literally feel free to outright ignore anything women say about their previous partners/experiences. They simply don't know.

>tfw 5.6" erect and 5'6" tall
almost can't even be mad

whatever you say dicklet

>Cm
?????

Happy to be 14cm average, but 11cm girth feelsbad. At least I gained ~1cm from jelqing so far though. Although I noticed I tend to cum a lot quicker now too, always payoffs I guess

Next time a girl says she's taken 8" I'm gonna tell her
>Well actually, there's a less than 3% chance that's correct