Been lifting for less than a month

>Been lifting for less than a month
>Already look 200% better in clothes

Holy shit, I fucking love lifting

>lift for a week
>your bitch already mirin

Come back in a year

How do I get my boyfriend to lift? Any tips?

Tell him you'll give him a blowjob everytime he gets back from the gym

Wait til you lift for 3 years and you look terrible unless your clothes are off or you're wearing baggy ass pants/gym shorts

We've been long distance for a year, but I could do that soon.

Slut

tell him you can eat more and stay thin. best motivation to lift

pound his prostate until he is in submissive ecstasy and he will agree to anything you demand just so you will let him cum

...

You probably don't. Unless you're on gear, you won't start seeing progress until at least 6 months. And even then, it's slow and miniscule

Don't listen to this mongoloid who says you won't see change until at least of 6 months training. He has no clue what he's talking about. Keep on lifting, you will see changes a lot in your body.

Dude, I know what you mean!

I started working out a month ago, and I have to say that the changes in my physique are seriously turning me on. I am soooo horny now-a-days. In the evening I can barely wait for bed time to come so I can undress and stare at myself in the mirror for a min or two. I look GOOD! Plus, when I jack off, there's a ton more cum, maybe because of how horny I am. Wish I had a girl to share the energy with!

what the fuck

hmmm

LOL

this
who else stop at ottermode masterrace here?

the only reason he's in an ldr is because he doesn't lift. consider that

You're delusional

>been lifting for 2 months
>already look 400% better in clothes

Same, flexing my quads makes me even more horny

>1 month before starting lifting
>already look 200% better in clothes

In that short of a time, all you could have done is improve your posture. Maybe you also got a temporary pump which influenced your self image. But if it works for you, to give more confidence and keep you lifting, then it's fine.

>nolifts mantits chubbyfat with a huge ass
>gained fifteen pounds in a year
>no effort on looks
>still can't stop eyefucking myself daily
>scared I might actually love lifting if I ever start

>straight most of my life
>discover Veeky Forums
>start doing SS, taking pride in squatting, etc.
>get over sized big bubble butt
>it looks pretty good, get turned on by my own body
>multiple guys hit on me, comment on my ass as i continue following rippes routine
>start fantasizing about gay scenarios involving my sexy ass
>the orgasms are crazy from all my shame
f-fuck you fit, why did it have to come to this

>Start lifting
>Lose depression
>Hate weak cunts
>Start praising nazi germany and romans

i dunno bros, seems kinda wild!

200% of 0 is 0

>simultaneously praising the romans and nazi germany
>not realizing their ideals and values are incompatible
Do stormfags even know what a history book is? Being a brainlet is just as bad as being a DYEL

t. Roastie

Some good bait right here

>Lifting for 5 days a week, about 5 months
>Feel great, look better
>Feel a level of discipline
>Feel more masculine than I ever have even though I do plenty of other conventionally masculine things.

Never looking back

>I don't even lift
>been shot posting on Veeky Forums for years
>still look 200% than 95% of /cbt/

>kys

Is that pic real?