Monster Ultra - Why aren't you sipping yet?

Still drinking that black nasty coffee of yours?
Coffee pros:
>smells good
>caffeine
>literally no other pros

Coffee cons:
>black
>staining teeth
>bad breath
>0/10 portable score (need to cook it somewhere)
>tasting bad since the 1450s
>having the shits

MONSTER ULTRA PROS:
>caffeine
>good flavor
>ZERO (0) calories
>ZERO (0) sugar
>no dangerous or shady ingredients (google it)
>it's about to be the new Monster flagship
>10/10 portable score (it's in a can, no cooking needed)

MONSTER ULTRA less-PROS (cons):
>???

So why aren't you sipping yet?

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Aren't taurine, erythritol, taurine, and inositol all likely to fuck our bodies up in the future? The only reason I don't sip 6 times a day is because I'm afraid they will hurt me

>being a slave to any form of caffeine

Sippin' on one of these right now. It's a low-tier Ultra (blue and purple being gdlk), but it was the cheapest for a case on Amazon.

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About to be sipping on one in 15 minutes. Exact same reasoning too kek. You by chance see the highly inflated price for a case of ultra citron?? Dafug is that?

>Coffee pros:
Makes you shit on command

>Coffee cons:
Literally reduces your ability to absorb nutrients when it's in your system.

Nah, I'm not a fan of Citron. I need to become friends with a gas station owner and have them order cases for me.

Why would they hurt us?
No current studies show that they do.

Sipsey boy

Not really fan either but $100+ for a case lulz. Blue n purp is where it is at. Ultra black is yum but almost too "sweet"

I switched to coffee from Monster Ultra, should I switch back?

I try to avoid shit that gives me acne.
Tips?

Thanks for sharing! I personally enjoy that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work and/or school (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching streaming content and checking my fantasy sports teams on my tablet device.

And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has ZERO calories but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for me. Don't you think it's time you try that first sip?

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You don't like coffee because you don't know how to prepare it, stop sipping that dirty water that you call coffee

Real coffee is espresso, other way taste like diluted shit

coffee pros: cheaper
sips cons: tfw 2 for $4

if i could affordably drink sips daily i would. coffee is pretty much 0.10$ a day as opposed to $2 a day.

>spend all my money on sips
>no more coins for the plate machine

please tell me you're at least still tipping the receptionist

The red sip is fucking amazing

Pic extremely related

I lift right after I get up. When should I sip?

>falling for the artificial sweetener meme

while lifting

I am already a lanklet I can't risk looking like more of a beta faggot at the gym.

pour it into a bottle

Case and point - his pig of a daughter.

I haven't tried the blue/purple/red, but I love the orange one. The white is too sweet for me but I will have to try the others too

She drinks 6 a day

deleteeee mods no shill threads

>piss

Fite me. I hate how sweet ultra is, absolutely zero is the shit.

I'm on holidays in Spain, they only have this plebian redbull tasting sips, pls send help

>tfw narcolepsy
>It's that or amphetamines because my insurance won't cover modafinil

deleteeee mods? no, shill threads!

> that shillling

>that newfaggotry

I'm sipping as we speak, user. Glad to hear from another worldly intellectual today

Monster is fucking beta cuck shit. True /sip/bois drink Kickstart™. It also goes well with 3 scoops

Did i take two many scoops or is this sideways?

>10% juice
>coconut water
yeah, no

pleb

Pleb. Take your scoops

Why isn't the orange the official sip?
It's got way less sodium.

this looks interesting. might try it today

>drinking sips

>that size

>he doesn't /sip/

makes me feel like shit before, and during a workout.

I don't like preworkout either but C4 doesn't make me feel nauseous.

Another day, another newfag in a sip™ thread

drink /sip/ses get bitches

Thank you based sip poster. It's actually good.

Rate my sip

To/&

i'm italian, and so i am superior in subject like cuisine by matter of law
Espresso is the only way to assume caffeine, monster is only water full of garbage and fake aroma

i think u put the images in reverse order by accident.

You make-a much english

>drink sips for 3 years
>Stop drinking sips
>Lose weight
>No change in diet
Pls explain

i speak english the maccheroni way, you can't stop me, but if you want i can cook for you some lasagna and ooh boi dall'italia non te ne vai più coglione, cuciniamo troppo bene

and also for completismo: mamma mia, paradepoppi, pasta, pizza, mandolino e porco dio

thanks, but keep your carbs...maybe if you weren't so busy cooking you could've avoided the visigoths

Because I only drink the finest, cheapest energy drinks

Guys, I've checked my sip folder and it's pretty much empty. Assistance?

Amphetamines bro, now that's my shit nigga. Just don't go crazy I'm now addicted and reviving after a three year Binge no joke

I saw a Porsche Carrera with the German license plate S -IP today. Had to think of u guys

Niggas who drink monster are the same niggas who give themselves black eyes to send their bully to juvie

You are losing your gains because you are not sipping.

yo your body uses calories to destroy the useless junk thats in the can, thats a big downside of all sugar free energy drinks

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Sip threads are literally why I visit Veeky Forums.

Here ya go.

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because sipping is FOR FAGGOTS

sipping that sugarless piss is even worse

I can't not get full throttle that shit just transcends energy drinks and all drinks as a whole man

YOO WHERE MY /Sipboys™/ AT!?!?

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MOMMY GIVE MILKIES

>mfw I buy one of these everyday thanks to the subversive marketing here on Veeky Forums

I mean, I enjoy it and it gives me a boost but, still...

Thanks!

How many sips a day do you pound?

I feel great with 1 but 2 or more and I feel a bit sick

>2017
>drinking carbonated shit water "Monster"
How about trying something that doesnt suck?

>tfw gas station has it 2 for $3.50

Back the fuck off!?!?

Elder God final boss of sips.

u the kinda hoe that thinks lavazza and illy is legitimately good.
American third wave espresso > Italian espresso

Thoughts on this sip boys?

>paying $2 for flavored caffeine
Monster shills fuck off with your sugar water. Waste of money when things like coffee and caffeine pills exist

had this one yesterday 10/10 sip would sip again

Ah man, this shit tastes so good, tobad it's filled with corn syrup and the 0cal shit is aspertame.

I can't find em in canada

youtu.be/bsMJe8Niv9w?t=313

Sips confirmed shit tier

shut up u macciato sippin poofter

Nothing beats this, I've been waiting 10 years for this to come back....

>sugar

>Falling for the SIP jew

>tfw fell for the sip meme
Shit actually tastes great. Better than any other sugar free energy drink I've tried. Drinking 2 of them before a workout when I'm tired actually helps my performance.

>coming to Veeky Forums from /pol/ and not killing yourself before you post

Most thin girls I've met drink diet Coke as a substitute for regular Coke, on occasion.

dumbass. did your mom tell you that?

>not drinking high quality coffee to start off a productive day
shiggy

*sips fedora*

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I STARTED SIPPING AND MY DICK GREW MY 4 INCHES

bumping this for my SIP BOIS

Reminder that Aldi welfare sips are literally real sips with different branding

Same ingredients same taste