Still drinking that black nasty coffee of yours? Coffee pros: >smells good >caffeine >literally no other pros
Coffee cons: >black >staining teeth >bad breath >0/10 portable score (need to cook it somewhere) >tasting bad since the 1450s >having the shits
MONSTER ULTRA PROS: >caffeine >good flavor >ZERO (0) calories >ZERO (0) sugar >no dangerous or shady ingredients (google it) >it's about to be the new Monster flagship >10/10 portable score (it's in a can, no cooking needed)
Aren't taurine, erythritol, taurine, and inositol all likely to fuck our bodies up in the future? The only reason I don't sip 6 times a day is because I'm afraid they will hurt me
Lincoln Thompson
>being a slave to any form of caffeine
Nolan Hughes
Sippin' on one of these right now. It's a low-tier Ultra (blue and purple being gdlk), but it was the cheapest for a case on Amazon.
Lincoln Evans
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Matthew Miller
About to be sipping on one in 15 minutes. Exact same reasoning too kek. You by chance see the highly inflated price for a case of ultra citron?? Dafug is that?
Sebastian Collins
>Coffee pros: Makes you shit on command
>Coffee cons: Literally reduces your ability to absorb nutrients when it's in your system.
Tyler Scott
Nah, I'm not a fan of Citron. I need to become friends with a gas station owner and have them order cases for me.
Nolan Reyes
Why would they hurt us? No current studies show that they do.
Daniel Barnes
Sipsey boy
Noah Murphy
Not really fan either but $100+ for a case lulz. Blue n purp is where it is at. Ultra black is yum but almost too "sweet"
Daniel Ward
I switched to coffee from Monster Ultra, should I switch back?
I try to avoid shit that gives me acne. Tips?
Asher Jackson
Thanks for sharing! I personally enjoy that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work and/or school (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching streaming content and checking my fantasy sports teams on my tablet device.
And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has ZERO calories but still tastes great?
Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for me. Don't you think it's time you try that first sip?
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Easton Jackson
You don't like coffee because you don't know how to prepare it, stop sipping that dirty water that you call coffee
Real coffee is espresso, other way taste like diluted shit
Mason Foster
coffee pros: cheaper sips cons: tfw 2 for $4
if i could affordably drink sips daily i would. coffee is pretty much 0.10$ a day as opposed to $2 a day.
Jaxson Reyes
>spend all my money on sips >no more coins for the plate machine
Jacob Adams
please tell me you're at least still tipping the receptionist
Ryder Hernandez
The red sip is fucking amazing
Eli Ramirez
Pic extremely related
Dominic Gonzalez
I lift right after I get up. When should I sip?
Adrian Thomas
>falling for the artificial sweetener meme
Jackson Taylor
while lifting
Sebastian Lewis
I am already a lanklet I can't risk looking like more of a beta faggot at the gym.
Dominic Ortiz
pour it into a bottle
Parker Clark
Case and point - his pig of a daughter.
Kevin White
I haven't tried the blue/purple/red, but I love the orange one. The white is too sweet for me but I will have to try the others too
Gabriel Morris
She drinks 6 a day
Zachary Lee
deleteeee mods no shill threads
Zachary Russell
>piss
Fite me. I hate how sweet ultra is, absolutely zero is the shit.
Tyler Jones
I'm on holidays in Spain, they only have this plebian redbull tasting sips, pls send help
David Lewis
>tfw narcolepsy >It's that or amphetamines because my insurance won't cover modafinil
Jason Phillips
deleteeee mods? no, shill threads!
Juan Torres
> that shillling
Elijah Ramirez
>that newfaggotry
Josiah Hill
I'm sipping as we speak, user. Glad to hear from another worldly intellectual today
Julian Cruz
Monster is fucking beta cuck shit. True /sip/bois drink Kickstart™. It also goes well with 3 scoops
Zachary Hall
Did i take two many scoops or is this sideways?
Connor Hughes
>10% juice >coconut water yeah, no
Jace Robinson
pleb
Ayden Harris
Pleb. Take your scoops
Chase Baker
Why isn't the orange the official sip? It's got way less sodium.
Leo Morris
this looks interesting. might try it today
Benjamin Perry
>drinking sips
Ryan Rivera
>that size
Jose Sanchez
>he doesn't /sip/
Samuel Ward
makes me feel like shit before, and during a workout.
I don't like preworkout either but C4 doesn't make me feel nauseous.
Blake Brooks
Another day, another newfag in a sip™ thread
Easton Cox
drink /sip/ses get bitches
Nathaniel Reed
Thank you based sip poster. It's actually good.
Jaxson Lopez
Rate my sip
Blake Moore
To/&
Kevin Parker
i'm italian, and so i am superior in subject like cuisine by matter of law Espresso is the only way to assume caffeine, monster is only water full of garbage and fake aroma
Landon Ross
i think u put the images in reverse order by accident.
Austin White
You make-a much english
Tyler Phillips
>drink sips for 3 years >Stop drinking sips >Lose weight >No change in diet Pls explain
James Flores
i speak english the maccheroni way, you can't stop me, but if you want i can cook for you some lasagna and ooh boi dall'italia non te ne vai più coglione, cuciniamo troppo bene
and also for completismo: mamma mia, paradepoppi, pasta, pizza, mandolino e porco dio
Cameron Flores
thanks, but keep your carbs...maybe if you weren't so busy cooking you could've avoided the visigoths
Henry Murphy
Because I only drink the finest, cheapest energy drinks
John King
Guys, I've checked my sip folder and it's pretty much empty. Assistance?
Jose Hill
Amphetamines bro, now that's my shit nigga. Just don't go crazy I'm now addicted and reviving after a three year Binge no joke
Cameron White
I saw a Porsche Carrera with the German license plate S -IP today. Had to think of u guys
Logan Nguyen
Niggas who drink monster are the same niggas who give themselves black eyes to send their bully to juvie
Christopher Ortiz
You are losing your gains because you are not sipping.
Zachary Clark
yo your body uses calories to destroy the useless junk thats in the can, thats a big downside of all sugar free energy drinks
Aaron Morris
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Blake Cooper
Sip threads are literally why I visit Veeky Forums.
Here ya go.
Cameron Brooks
...
Nicholas Diaz
because sipping is FOR FAGGOTS
sipping that sugarless piss is even worse
Adam Barnes
I can't not get full throttle that shit just transcends energy drinks and all drinks as a whole man
Daniel Perry
YOO WHERE MY /Sipboys™/ AT!?!?
Nathaniel Cook
...
Lincoln Flores
MOMMY GIVE MILKIES
Brayden Morgan
>mfw I buy one of these everyday thanks to the subversive marketing here on Veeky Forums
I mean, I enjoy it and it gives me a boost but, still...
James Gomez
Thanks!
Easton Clark
How many sips a day do you pound?
I feel great with 1 but 2 or more and I feel a bit sick
Tyler Hernandez
>2017 >drinking carbonated shit water "Monster" How about trying something that doesnt suck?
Colton Thompson
>tfw gas station has it 2 for $3.50
Joseph Smith
Back the fuck off!?!?
Jonathan Cooper
Elder God final boss of sips.
Noah Lee
u the kinda hoe that thinks lavazza and illy is legitimately good. American third wave espresso > Italian espresso
Christian Wilson
Thoughts on this sip boys?
Isaac Barnes
>paying $2 for flavored caffeine Monster shills fuck off with your sugar water. Waste of money when things like coffee and caffeine pills exist
Bentley Carter
had this one yesterday 10/10 sip would sip again
Michael Murphy
Ah man, this shit tastes so good, tobad it's filled with corn syrup and the 0cal shit is aspertame.
Nothing beats this, I've been waiting 10 years for this to come back....
Kayden Morales
>sugar
Levi Gray
>Falling for the SIP jew
Chase Ortiz
>tfw fell for the sip meme Shit actually tastes great. Better than any other sugar free energy drink I've tried. Drinking 2 of them before a workout when I'm tired actually helps my performance.
Kevin Thomas
>coming to Veeky Forums from /pol/ and not killing yourself before you post
Levi Ward
Most thin girls I've met drink diet Coke as a substitute for regular Coke, on occasion.
William Hall
dumbass. did your mom tell you that?
Cooper Turner
>not drinking high quality coffee to start off a productive day shiggy
Bentley Kelly
*sips fedora*
Nathaniel Rogers
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John Brooks
I STARTED SIPPING AND MY DICK GREW MY 4 INCHES
Carter Taylor
bumping this for my SIP BOIS
Eli White
Reminder that Aldi welfare sips are literally real sips with different branding