ITT: Autistic/retarded/meme shit you do

ITT: Autistic/retarded/meme shit you do

Instead of doing 10 reps I'll always do 11 because dubs

When I'm really struggling I imagine that some spiritual embodiment of Veeky Forums is encouraging me to pull through. Works every time.

i yell at my dog while doing pushups

What does the physical embodiment of Veeky Forums look like?

I do cardio after squats.

pic related

>Morning cardio

Just fuck my shit up

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All my reps have to be prime numbers.

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I let my farts out before each rep so I'm replacing gas with mass

Look at pic related and get super motivated that one day I can have a qt loli gf

I text my girlfriend a limmerick every day because it makes her happy.

Roll up my short sleeve shirts during curls. I like to see my arms muscles during the movement

You deserve the gas

This, or at least even numbers. I never do sets of 6 or 13 because of some autistic superstitions I have. Additionally, my workouts must last an amount of time that is divisible by 5.

>girlfriend
not Veeky Forums related

kill yourself mate

put on a new song for every set, and wait for the most intense part of the song to do my set

6?

You mean 1/10th of an hour is not enough of a pattern for you?

>"how many reps did you do?"
>"one tenth of an hour, bro!"