*user walks into the gym in the year 2000*

*user walks into the gym in the year 2000*

Woah how did I travel into the future

I KNOW YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE ME, BUT ON SEPTEMBER 11TH NEXT YEAR THE STATE OF ISRAEL WILL CONDUCT AN ATTACK ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTER BUILDINGS, I STRESS TO YOU THAT IT WILL BE DONE BY ISRAEL BUT THEY WILL POINT BLAME ON AL QUEDA

...

Wow. I would leave and enjoy life because life was simple and enjoyable back then

spoiler
hillary wins

Hey take that shit back to 2chan

>go up to biggest guy
>"$1000 says Ronnie Coleman wins the next 5 Mr. Olympias"

That's because you'd be a fucking baby.

Stop projecting

>y-you're projecting
Thanks for that. You just confirmed my original reply.

>still responding

I think that you're a big guy

>refreshing the thread every five seconds
Heh.

kek busted

mfw

Thanks user. We really showed him!

Fuck I'd be like 11 years old with all the time in world. I'd hop on a cycle asap, god knows where I'd be now.

lol I love this sub

I was 9, mom never approved of weight lifting.

I would have been 7. Probably looked up from my Gameboy Color and watched people work out for a bit before going back to Pokemon Silver.

>tfw youth is gone, forever and permanently

I'd be in high school, still fit, still with the QT that got away...

probably figure out how to buy apple stock on a flip phone while doing taebo

>BACK STREETS BACK, ALRIIIIGHT

Anyone else unironically listen to her while lifting? She's got a great career ahead of her

*does virgin dumbbell curls for 20 minutes*

Am I my 2017 self or my 2000 self?

Important information.

If 2017 self:
>Fuck I guess I've gotta go to college again because my degree says a date that hasn't happened yet
>Get into medical school with my awesome repeat GPA and killer three section MCAT score, also incredibly noncompetitive admissions standards
>Invest all excess money in apple and haliburton right off the bat
>Buy a bunch of property on the west coast during the housing bust
>Try to fuck people who would become my mentors

if 2000 self:
>Find a pool
> jump into the pool until I need to pee
>Peeing always makes me tired of swimming
>Go home and go to sleep because I'm five years old

Fuck, bro!! no way there's a hard disk there....., come on, nigga!! What the fuck is a brosplit play-list???

>5 years old in 2000

fuck me I'm old

Hey bro, there's a boy from Cali named Paina or Piano..., don't know really. I've talked to him and said he's 100% natty. I believe him. Check him out.

>22 years old in 2000
Good times

Wow guys, I'm so happy and contented with life. Things are just so great.

Tell mommy and daddy to invest big in amazon and eat your vegetables

forerver AND permanently
>wew lad

No but I've masturbated to her Toxic music video about a dozen times now. I only listen to cool shit like SOAD and Deftones. Gonna ride my BMX to the mall and buy some Slipknot shirts from Hot Topic.

did they even have gyms back then lol

>Toxic
Is that on an EP or something?

> Chad walks into locker room
> ".....WASSSSUUUUAP!!??"
> O.o awkward smile

are you fucking retarded?

Goo goo gah gah

Why make a story like that up, when they actually blamed the attack on Iran when it was Saudi Arabia?

Probably the same back then except for:

>nobody using their cell phone inbetween sets
>no tvs covering the walls
>less fancy treadmills and ellipticals
>90s music playing over the speakers