Go to workplace social

that's a soulless existence and i pity you. do you live in a city?

>tfw scared of women with makeup like this
she looks like a lifeless doll

>person is successful and prosperous albeit shallow
>dude ur life is soulless must suck to be successful lmao

fuk u

Go fidget spin somewhere else

You know how you spend ten minutes wondering what the perfect thing to say is, but can't think of it?

That's because it doesn't exist. Which is fine, because as long as your body language and voice tone are calm but interested, you can say any mundane thing and at least get the ball rolling. Don't worry about saying perfectly interesting things until you're already able to handle a mundane conversation. Just say "Hi" and take it from there. Be interested in what the person has to say. Even if the subject matter is boring, just focus on how the other person reacts and experiences things. Build rapport that way.

Yes, saying interesting things and leading a conversation are important parts of being a social god. Walk before you run. Just be able to listen, and be able to comfortably engage in regular conversation before you start trying to lead one.

Read a book nigger

See a therapist. Talk to them about this.

Learn to recognize which thoughts are good conversation topics and which aren't. Listen to other people chatting when you go somewhere and determine what they're talking about. Use that as an example.

Also understand that socializing is mainly just pretending to give a shit when you truly don't.

>hi
>hey
>...
>...
nice advice

Then go back to thinking of the perfect opener. Make excuses for being alone.

> How are you?
> Having fun?
> last time we talked, you said...

Boring, mundane shit. Master it before you try to be Chad.