What's your inner monologue like when you're doing cardio or some lift that you hate?

I don't necessarily have a monologue, I just kinda hum the USSR tune in my head and think about the previous compliments my gf has given me about my body. That's fuel.

Deadlifts
>her

Squat
>her

Bench
>her

OHP
>her

I'm surprised a variation of this hasn't been posted yet and I guarantee this applies to some of you.

If I'm struggling or I think I had poor form on a lift I'll normally add an extra rep on the end and say to myself

"And one more slow time for being a fucking pussy!"

All my inner monologue is critical and berating. It's what works for me. I don't do praise.

LIGHT WEIGH BITCH

Same. What branch are u joining user

she's from a cartoon, nitwit

m-mods

Is this pasta?

In an sincere old man's voice

> You can't run from this, son.

>Most humans weigh 185
I'm guessing you don't live in burgerland