I don't know his name, but he must have existed at some point. Maybe he was drunk, or just so goddamn horny he couldn't give a damn anymore, but one day, a shaggy caveman, more ape than human, laid down by the fire with the woman he wanted that evening, and thought
>Hey, that disgusting shitty, stinking, hairy asshole? I'm gonna stick my dick THERE tonight instead.
And thus passed a shameful, horrible experience, getting shit and blood smeared all over his cock, impregnating his sow with a deformed mutant retard baby that fortunately did not survive its own whelping. And that would be bad enough if it had ended there. But guided by a perverse sense, possibly a need to justify his own disgrace, he started telling the other hunters of his cave-band about it. He lied, and said it was amazing, how the asshole was so much tighter than a vagina. That it was not only actually sex, but it was better sex.
Soon enough, his compatriots tried it, and they too felt a burning shame, and smelled of poopdick. They too needed to cover themselves, so after vigorously washing, they went and perpetuated the great Lie. And eventually, those little Shitlings, while the odds were phenomenally against them, started to survive by sheer dumb luck. And now we're stuck with Assbabies.
Whoever you were, fuck you. You ruined everything forever.
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