>You're a loose canon, Rommel, but damnit you get results!
You're a loose canon, Rommel, but damnit you get results!
>Uses defeat in detail to destroy british tanks one group at a time
>Brits relize this and stuff all their tanks into el alemain instead and overwhelm the germans
Ah, yes, Erwin "what are supply lines" Rommel
>Look up that panzermadels game
>Main character is named Erwin
>The image of Erwin Rommel putting his dick in a Panzer IV or Tiger thinking it's one of those tankgirls is stuck in my head
>I actually believe Rommel is a Tankophile
>uses defeat in detail
what?
>You're off the case. Turn in your gun, and badge.
>mfw
>*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personell kid
That is Christopher Walken
>What you did out there was stupid, idiotic, reckless.......you could have gotten innocent people killed............
>You remind me of me when I was your age
>"If my calculations are correct, when this blitzkrieg hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."
Le genius rommel was a british cope meme for losing to incompetent forces
that's not even what's going on here you absolute fucking faggot. Find a movie quote or stereotypical line and choose the appropriate picture and roll with it.
Ah, the famous Veeky Forums contrarianism
>"You did well, but the game was rigged from the start."
Hi, reddit!
Are they PoWs or something?
>Then I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow.
>So whats plan B?
>that WAS plan B!
ww1 rommel is GOAT
The idea of Erwin Rommel being an anime protagonist makes me giggle like a moron.
Rommel is really just not that good when you start to look at his performance anywhere that required more than just panzer tactics
>"I'm getting to old for this shit"
>Well Rommel you are a odd fellow, but I must say, you move your divisions fast
>Wait a minute, who's driving this thing anyway?
fucking kek
>I'm puting together a team
ww1 Rommel was petite
>There was an idea. Stalin knows this...
>Called "the Allies Iniative"
>The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people
>To see if we could become something...more
>To see if we could work together when we needed to
>To fight the Germans that we never could
>France died still believing in that idea. In Heroes.
Well, it's an old fashioned notion.
>Nani? How could I let this happen? I've been betrayed by my own general!
>Watchmojo's Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Churchill seems more down to Earth than the other two.
pretend like you are losing but really you're just picking off their army bit by bit
>ywn found a force of fascist mercenaries
>Let's play good cop, bad cop. I'll be the bad cop.
>hand in your nuke
>and your other nuke
>Say hello to my little friend
I'm pretty sure Romel knew what supply lines are, ffs
This is an O-R-D-E-R:
Defeat in Detail!
Squad 7, move out!
Kek
>"For fuck sake Kundt , i hired you because you where german and suppoused good at war"
>You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my Huerta: Good men and those who dig. You dig.
You're gonna have to kill me first, commie
>You missed the Maginot line!
>I'm not aiming for the Maginot line!
>everything I don’t like is Reddit
Eat shit nigger
>And then they said "but it's the Florence on the Elbe"
>Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack.
>When you have pour le merite so you put on your iron cross as an afterthought
>The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked
> Hey, neighbor! You shit-for-brains, man! You forgot I have a police radio! One well-dressed fuckin' man knows where your fuckin' cute little butt's hidin'! Stupid fuck! Fuck with me, man! Here I come, ready or not! You fuck! I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit! You got about one fuckin' second to live, buddy! You're one sorry piece of shit, mister. Hey, pretty, pretty! What the fuck? Where are you? Where are you?
>Suleiman, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
>Go through the Ardennes? Why that's so crazy it just might work!
>When you're no longer the world superpower
>never tell me the odds!
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this empire and the austrian worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.
>you see m'lady. Life is like a box of chocolates; there are good things and there is dark mint
>This is our last chance to save our nation
Good one.
Imagine being this stupid.
>peter, something wonderful has happened
>Brits relize this and stuff all their tanks into el alemain instead and overwhelm the germans
...while taking massive casualties just like they did on the Somme, as per the perpetual bong retardation
>Le genius rommel was a british cope meme for losing to incompetent forces
This. Rommel and a few thirsty Germans owned the bongs, over and over and over again, so the Londonistan dolts came up with the "Desert Fox" meme, to explain away their perpetual incompetence.
>*click* *click* *click*
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>i'm in
Imagine spending the first three years of the war chasing a German officer around North Africa, who tied down the entire British Commonwealth with 3-4 German divisions and the rest Italian, and only got smoked off the field because America came in as well.
Rommel wasn't some genius, but the British were hilariously inept even with their victories.
indeed: it was a way to get everyone on west happy: Brits didn't lose to Italians and German, but to HERO, who FOUGHT HItler and for that was killed: so western germans could look up to someone too with this
>I am Karamira Froduald, and this is Jackass.
>Rommel wasn't some genius, but the British were hilariously inept even with their victories.
Thing is, it wasn't even a victory, the bongs just blundered forward in butcher Haig style, losing hundreds and hundreds of tanks, taking many thousands of casualties, and only survived the battle because the US had committed to supply them to endless levels. The bongs can't into warfare.
>The bongs can't into warfare.
>Wins both world wars.
All that matters is victory.
>Goddamnit Oppenheimer! I've got the President of the United States breathing down my neck and you go and pull something like this?
>bongs win wars
>made me kek
>division commander rommel is GOAT
ftfy