Who's the most /r9k/ guy in history

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I mean we are talking about figures who actually did shit and his rise to power was as /r9k/ as a rise to power can get

Was the Parkinson's already kicking in? Or was he just on amphetamine?
Its clear the video is sped up by the speed of the clapping, but still nigger can't sit still.

probably just an adderall's worth exaggerating his quirks and being super into the race at this point
he didn't get meth shots and parkinsons until later. that's what burning through your dopamine will do

>working hard for his position is /r9k/
>lol what a virgin
>but stalin was chad lol

yes hitler was very hard working and cunning
also a weirdo
i'm sorry

There is only one acceptable answer to this question.

>At age 13, Mao finished primary education, and his father united him in an arranged marriage to the 17-year-old Luo Yigu, thereby uniting their land-owning families. Mao refused to recognise her as his wife, becoming a fierce critic of arranged marriage and temporarily moving away. Luo was locally disgraced and died in 1910

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Over the next few years, Mao Zedong enrolled and dropped out of a police academy, a soap-production school, a law school, an economics school, and the government-run Changsha Middle School.[30] Studying independently, he spent much time in Changsha's library, reading core works of classical liberalism such as Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations and Montesquieu's The Spirit of the Laws, as well as the works of western scientists and philosophers such as Darwin, Mill, Rousseau, and Spencer.[31] Viewing himself as an intellectual, years later he admitted that at this time he thought himself better than working people.

>Mao's physician Li Zhisui described him as conducting business either in bed or by the side of the pool, preferring not to wear formal clothes unless absolutely necessary

TL;DR r9k-tier NEET got made fun of by Chinese elites so he bulldozed their culture to the ground forever after while staying comfy in his bed

for sure, also the alleged virgin obsession and hygiene, though it's tricky because when so much other weird shit is true anything starts to seem believable

Elagabalus

>Who's the most /r9k/ guy in history

Moses, literally started a psycho-killing rape cult because he was jealous Pharaoh got more pussy.

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>soap-production school
The fuck?

>implying he wasn't elected

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you are right, the correct term he had to use was tyrant

I could say Henry VIII but that guy was too chad

This man.

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Ericus Iohannes a great man from New England whom had destroyed all the arguments brought by the infidel Balkan

Cromwell is more of a /v/

safest bet is Louis XVI

Barrack Obama rip legend

Hitler genuinely cared for his people you dipshit, how else coukd he have been elected and then maintain power even throughout the most devastating war in history? While having the most impressive army that the world has ever seen.