Jingoistic sovereign

>jingoistic sovereign
>genocides natives in africa
>starts costly arms race with britain and russia, upsetting balance of power and raising the magnitude of violence and slaughter in a coming general conflict
>self centered military aristocracy out of step with modernity calls the shots
>said caste draws up autistically detailed military plans which regards belgium as a geographical inconvenience rather than a sovereign state with a people who desire to be left in peace
>gives austria blank check
>rapes belgium, brutally occupies belgium and luxemburg
>introduces poison gas in trench warfare
>introduces mines in trench warfare
>commits unrestricted submarine warfare on civilian shipping which, regardless its strategic usefulness, alienates the americans
>sends thousands of its university students to die in ypres hand in hand like sheep to the slaughter
fuck this country desu.

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The willy had to be waggled

Second point is a positive thing but all the others are fair criticisms

Second point is a positive thing

It has a nice shape at least.

ebin

literally our /empire/

A single african baby is worth more than the entire european population.

>fuck this country
That's what they did innit.

The German Empire is so fucking overrated. The first war they fight as a unified country and they fuck up so badly they get dismantled, ending their mighty and ancient 47 year history.

lol

>fuck up so badly they get dismantled
It was a political fuckup though.

murder is wrong

its pretty hard to fight a war when you're being stabbed in the back

"Wilhelm II was a mistake" - Bismarck

Technically the first war they fought as a unified country was still the war against France in 1871, and they won that one.

why?

>100 days offensive
>Literally causes the Germans to plea for an armistice to stop their entire military being obliterated in a theater wide rout due to the entente punching a hole through the Hindenburg line
>Political defeat
Yea nah m8

Wasn't nearly as bad as Britain desu famalam

>jingoistic sovereign
every monarch of europe was the same at this time
>genocides natives in africa
so did every other european power in africa, often to a greater extent
>starts costly arms race with britain and russia, upsetting balance of power and raising the magnitude of violence and slaughter in a coming general conflict
"Hurr Durr they developed their arms which means they purposely started an arms race"
>self centered military aristocracy out of step with modernity calls the shots
Same with every other European country at the time
>rapes belgium, brutally occupies belgium and luxemburg
entente propaganda
>introduces poison gas and mines in trench warfare
So what? The French and British introduced the tank. You invent weapons that help you win, it's what militaries have been doing since the dawn of time. Get over it you pussy.
>sends thousands of its university students to die in ypres hand in hand like sheep to the slaughter
As if the entente didn't send thousands of their University students to the slaughter many times as well
>fuck this country desu
Why don't you just admit it, you're a butthurt Pole. You've already spammed your daily 6 threads of "fuck nazi Germany" so you've moved onto spamming "fuck the German empire". If you're so eternally butthurt either off yourself or see a counselor, either way fuck off.

french started to use gas first, britain blockades germany and starves its citizens

>Belgium
>real state
Ha hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

>hehehe non-country amirite? lololololol X----D

Belgium was created by Prussia and France as a geographical inconvenience in a war between them and there are no one Belgian people, they are just Dutch and French.

And also German to a small part since 1918

You forgot to say that it supportet Austria, which was arguably worse.

I do think that a Central power victory in ww1 would be for the best in europe and the middle east, especially eastern europe.

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They fought against enemies with many advantages, they were on the verge of winning in many cicumstances though.

>espeacially eastern europe
Except for poles who would have been massdeported further east.

You can claim that again a thousand times yet they weren't during 4 years of German occupation
They even got their own state (though still a puppet during the war ofc): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Poland_(1917–1918)

Not him, but they wanted to screw Poles over pretty hard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Border_Strip

The term "Polish Border Strip" (German: Polnischer Grenzstreifen; Polish: polski pas graniczny) or "Polish Frontier Strip" refers to those territories which the German Empire wanted to annex from Congress Poland after World War I. It appeared in plans proposed by German officials as a territory to be ceded by the Kingdom of Poland to the German Empire after an expected German and Central Powers victory. German planners also envisioned forced expulsion and resettlement of the Polish and Jewish population which would be replaced by German colonists.[1][2][3] The proposed area of the Border Strip comprised up to 30,000 km2 (approximately the size of Belgium), and up to 3 million people were to be removed by the German Empire to make room for Germans.[3] The strip was also intended to separate the Polish inhabitants of Prussian-held Greater Poland from those in Congress Poland.

In July 1917 the German supreme command under General Ludendorff, as part of the debate and planning regarding the cession of the "border strip" to Germany, specified its own designs in a memorandum.[1] It proposed annexing a greatly enlarged "border strip" of 20,000 square kilometres, and removing the pre-existing Polish and Jewish population (numbering between 2,000,000 and 3,000,000[3]) from a territory of 8,000 square kilometres and settling it with ethnic Germans.[1][2][5] Poles living in Prussia, especially in the province of Posen, were to be "encouraged" by unspecified means to move into the German-ruled Kingdom of Poland.[3]


The German minority living in Congress Poland, which had earlier suggested the annexation of all territory up to Łódź in a letter to the German government, also supported such proposals.[6] The German government developed and agreed to these plans in March 1918, and in April gained support in the Prussian House of Lords; the plans for this were debated and developed across a wide spectrum of political parties and interested groups such as political scientists, industrialists, and nationalist organisations like the Pan-German League.[3] Parts of the plans were adopted by Nazis after the war, and implemented in the genocidal Generalplan Ost.[3]

so why didn't they do any of this when they could?

Poles would've chimped out against them.

>after an expected German and Central Powers victory.
Fucking read.

>>>lefty/pol/tard

Maybe because Russia existed still??

Belgium deserved it desu