10 REASONS WHY CENTRAL POWERS SHOULD HAVE WON WW1:

10 REASONS WHY CENTRAL POWERS SHOULD HAVE WON WW1:

1. Europe would have remained the cultural, economical and political centre of the world.
2. The german-speaking science and thought of the time would have continued to flourish (Einstein, Schrödinger, Bohr, Weber, Freud...)
3. It would have prevented the ongoing chaos in the Middle East, caused directly by incompetence of Entente's treaty of Sèvres.
4. Russia's savagery and barbarism would have been tamed and it would no longer be a threat to the world's peace.
5. USA would have remained an isolated and agriculture-based country with no global political importance.
6. The liberal decadence of Entente, which is the direct cause of current western degeneracy and decay, would have been replaced by strong conservative values of German and Austrian monarchies.
7. The disastrous immigration from 3rd world countries to Europe would never have been allowed.
8. Extremist and radical political movements like bolsheviks and nazis would have been contained.
9. The Holocaust would never have happened.
10. The world's Lingua Franca would be German today instead of silly English, yay!

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>lingua franca would have been german
I too enjoy using an autistic language with gendered nouns

I thought Germans were range banned

Not an argument

What's wrong with gendered nouns?

>implying german is a good language
>implying germany would be a stable power
>implying germany wouldn't get economically cucked by the US
>implying germany would be able to stop nationalistic african revolts that would pop up after some years
>implying germany would be able to handle a united china
>implying germany wouldn't collapse under its own weight

Don't make me umm sweetie you

its autistic as fuck

>1. Europe would have remained the cultural, economical and political centre of the world.
Imperialism would be out-dated anyways

>2. The german-speaking science and thought of the time would have continued to flourish (Einstein, Schrödinger, Bohr, Weber, Freud...)
They still did after WW1

>3. It would have prevented the ongoing chaos in the Middle East, caused directly by incompetence of Entente's treaty of Sèvres.
Arabs would've had more natural, conflict-preventing borders without European Imperialism in the first place

>4. Russia's savagery and barbarism would have been tamed and it would no longer be a threat to the world's peace.
Even in real life Russia gave up large amounts of territories to Germany

>5. USA would have remained an isolated and agriculture-based country with no global political importance.
Industrialization of USA was already going on long before WW1

>6. The liberal decadence of Entente, which is the direct cause of current western degeneracy and decay, would have been replaced by strong conservative values of German and Austrian monarchies.
Doesn't mean liberal values somehow cease to exist

>7. The disastrous immigration from 3rd world countries to Europe would never have been allowed.
Cheap source of labor is still tempting

>8. Extremist and radical political movements like bolsheviks and nazis would have been contained.
>9. The Holocaust would never have happened.
Rise of Fascism and Communism is inevitable as long as capitalism exists

>10. The world's Lingua Franca would be German today instead of silly English, yay!
>He typed this in English

I wish.
If only tbqh.
The most popular language is usually the one that gets butchered the most, like what Americans did with English.
>A united China
Im sure Japan could solve that problem.
>not OP btw

>USA would have remained an isolated and agriculture-based country with no global political importance
The USA was by far the largest industrial power in the world in 1914.

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>implying japan would be able to do shit after losing WW1

wilhelm was a fucking autist and deserved to have his ambitions burned to the ground

>wrote this in my language
Kek

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This sets the the average Veeky Forumstorian into an autistic rage. But you are correct

>USA would have remained an isolated and agriculture-based country with no global political importance.
50% of USA's exports were manufactured goods by 1913

>1. Europe would have remained the cultural, economical and political centre of the world.

Was until the nazis chimped out

>Extremist and radical political movements like bolsheviks
you mean the same bolsheviks the germans funded? fuck off hans

t.

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>conservative values
Why is this good?

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It's good because jews get rich?

You're a cuck, Napoleon should fave won, after him the world only go wrong.

>napolean should have won

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The only good thing that would have come out of it is that Israel wouldn't exist desu.

>1. Europe would have remained the cultural, economical and political centre of the world.
That's a bad thing.

>5. USA would have remained an isolated and agriculture-based country with no global political importance.
Also a bad thing.

>7. The disastrous immigration from 3rd world countries to Europe would never have been allowed.
Also a bad thing (Europe deserves to die)

>10. The world's Lingua Franca would be German today instead of silly English, yay!
Also a bad thing.

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Where's the following pic where all those German anime girls get BAGUETTE'D?

holohoax didnt happen anyways so thats a moot point

>implying germany would be a stable power
why wouldn't it?

>implying germany would be able to stop nationalistic african revolts that would pop up after some years
>implying they dont get abandoned anyway as they are economically unteneble.
>Implying they wont get herero'd the fuck out out if they dont wait their time.

>1. Europe would have remained the cultural, economical and political centre of the world.
It was already that, before german nazis ruined everything while causing death of over 40+ millions of europeans and leaving the continet in ruins
>2. The german-speaking science and thought of the time would have continued to flourish
>That's fair.
>3. It would have prevented the ongoing chaos in the Middle East, caused directly by incompetence of Entente's treaty of Sèvres.
How? Arabs fucking despised Turks and were rebelling against them constantly while radicalising fastly
>4. Russia's savagery and barbarism would have been tamed and it would no longer be a threat to the world's peace.
So we are left with german savagery and barbarism, nice one
>5. USA would have remained an isolated and agriculture-based country with no global political importance.
Why is that exactly?
. The liberal decadence of Entente, which is the direct cause of current western degeneracy and decay, would have been replaced by strong conservative values of German and Austrian monarchies
You do realise Germany had one of the biggest socialist movement and influence in europe? It wasn't even Entente shilling but germans genuinely loved socialist ideas
>7. The disastrous immigration from 3rd world countries to Europe would never have been allowed
Why?
>8. Extremist and radical political movements like bolsheviks and nazis would have been contained
How so? Are you imlying France or Britain or Russia or rest of entente wouldn't be radicalised? How do you know that Germany wouldn't do same appeasement same as OTL?
>9. The Holocaust would never have happened
Fair enought, but how would you know some defeated nation wouldn't get their own fanatical antisemitic leader?
>10. The world's Lingua Franca would be German today instead of silly English, yay!
Fate worse than death.

These are very ridiculous assumptions you've gathered. One could say Entente thought the same and look how that turned out.

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>m-muh germoniosia!

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Nothing
>Gendered nouns with a "neutral" gender
Now that is fucking retarded

>Don't make me umm sweetie you
Tumblr is that way:
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USA was next in line for the throne of the world, not Germany

Absolutely correct, it appears you struck a nerve with many burgermutts

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daily reminder that lenin was funded by g*rmans

Translations
>1: colonialism would still be cool if silly Anglo/Franco concepts like “freedom” and “equality” hadn’t spread to darkie.
>2: we wouldn’t have had to chimp out on a totally innocent scapegoat. It’s totally their fault!
>3: the middle-ground of Eurasia wouldn’t still be fought over because (((reasons))). Germans would have totally been fair dealing with darkie
>4: imagine if we could permanently cripple Russia’s ability to industrialize. Oh Uncle Adolf, why did you forsake us?!
5: U.S was going to be a world power regardless of your precious Kraut apologism. That’s what having a huge politically unified population, shitload of resources, and two oceans to act as giant moats for the world’s mightiest navy will do.
>6: the world would be a better place if there was still endemic war and colonialism, instead of people marrying whoever they wanted.
7:but then who would pick your strawberries? Union workers?
>8: everyone would be a slave to my extremism and nothing else
>9: it’s the victim’s fault we chimped out, I swear! They were totally asking for it!
>10: muh guttural inelegant Kraut squeals
The central powers deserved their fates and more. Less people would have died if the allies simply exterminated the Krauts after world war 1

You never presented any argument to begin with. Now fuck off Krautcuck.

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>implying English isn't a fucking abomination
Va te faire foutre

People actually believe this