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My girlfriend sent me this post she saw on tumblr of this fat fuck who claims she can squat 200lbs, bench 300lbs, and do 100 pushups. All because someone told her to be healthy.
Here's the post: kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/166350984563/why-not-be-healthy-for-your-work
Pic related, it's her.

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SS and GOMAD

Your gf has a sweet cane dude.

>GOMADing for this

My GF is closer in size to the cane than the creature wielding it

So instead of dating a super buff golem who can bench 300lbs you're sucking a anorexic? Shame dude you could've had chad sons but instead they'll be petes at best.

Why not both? I can have some chads and some tall thin Veeky Forumsggots

Ya I'd you fuxk that swollen Ron Weasley in op pic. Not if you're faking some twink.

What are you even trying to say?

Benching bodyweight isnt thag impressive desu