Sexual health and fitness

If you have to ask yourself what you want, then you are far from calling yourself a Chad...

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It'd be better if she was a guy

Exactly I never claimed to be a chad if I was why would I need to make this thread.

Sorry Idk saved it from Veeky Forums sometime, try reverse img search or sth

Ushiniku Iijima aka predatorrat

Ushijima Iiniku - whoops

Lewd but not nude.

This picture would be good if it didn't have those two old gooks in it. God damn I just wanna jerk off to some slant eyed sideways pussy. Don't need no old fuck ching chongs screwing it up for me.

Just use your imagination. The 2 guys are her father and grandpa and they owe u a debt. However since they cant pay u back they give u the daughter for u to do as u please. U make them watch and they die inside.

I always start missionary, it's the easiest to hit the girls g spot since you have simultaneous grinding of the pubic bone on top, with deep 8" strokes of a perfect curvature dick hitting the upper cavity of her vagina inside. Once I make her cum, my jobs done and I'm free to do whatever the fuck I want. Any position I put her in is gonna have her moaning since she'll be going on multiple orgasms. I typically switch to cowgirl when I feel like I might cum, because it slows things down and I can focus more on playing with the tits. If shit starts getting boring I flip the bitch over and go to town doggy-style since ass play and hair pulling and choking from behind really gets me going. And I ALWAYS spray her face with cum, then let the secondary dribble shoot on her tits. Never cum inside unless you're a weak beta who wants to get whipped.

aggressive but gentle. you're trying to tell her what you want her to do, not actually force her into doing something she doesn't want or try to hurt her.

grab her by the hair, push her face into the bed, fuck her from behind.

flip her over on her back, grab her arms and hold her down, and fuck her mish.

slap her face or grab her throat.

call her a dirty girl.

use your belt doubled up to spank her ass. it makes a lot of noise and doesn't hurt much.

remember: gently.

my dick has been leaking whiteish clearish stickyish discharge
i noticed it about 4-5 days after having sex
do i have a STD or am i lucky enough to get away with just a UTI?

>Slap her face or grab her throat
>Remember:gently

OK

Fuck lads how do I move to Japan. I need it.

The biggest difference between men that are good at sex and men that aren't is that you explore/use all of her body.

Let your hands roam, show her that you are attracted to all of her, and not just her boobs and ass or whatever. Don't be a one trick pony like most guys. This, incidentally Is why I think great, passionate sex necessitates that you both find each other really attractive.

Do It whatever way you want(I like being rough, being in control, spanking her, holding her neck and hair etc., but whatever you want is up to you. 99% of girls enjoy being slightly submissive tho), but be passionate, and show her with your body how much you want her.

Also, dont rush things. Good sex can be short, but great sex takes time. More like an hour than 10 minutes.

>you explore/use all of her body.
>Let your hands roam, show her that you are attracted to all of her, and not just her boobs and ass or whatever.

Any toe sucking pointers Quentin?

Get any college degree. Any degree at all. Teach English in Japanese high schools.

Fairly accurate but youre a massive faggot for unironically using the term mish. Be aggressive but not overly so.

just slap hard enough to make a noise, not hard enough to sting. just put your hand on her throat.

chlamydia. get a gram of azithromycin from the pet store. take it all at once.

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Damn it Nofap why do you have to ache so fucking hard

says the massive faggot who won't use an apostrophe.

girls like doggy.

prone bone (pic related) is a good compromise.

Please return to reddit and learn to choke a bitch properly while youre there, newfriend.

there's choking a bitch and then there's choking a bitch

learn how to test the waters so she doesn't freak the fuck out and scream rape the first time, incel

not all girls like doggy, last gf was too tight so doggy was really painful for her so i had to go super slow

Struck a nerve, i see. If youre wrapping your hand around a girls throat you may as well squeeze a little. If shes never been choked shell appreciate it, if she has she knows how it works

not every girl appreciates being choked, kiddo. if you had more experience than just watching porn, you might've known that. but feel free to court rape charges.

Not the other poster but.every girl ive choked has liked it, its not like your squeezing hard enough to cut off oxygen

Youre a complete fucking clown and retard. No girl is gonna mind getting slightly choked during sex, it creates an euphoric feeling.

You guys do get that saying shit like this doesn't make you look like some alpha badass,right? It makes you look like a cringy moron who's had sex with one person and is now sure they're a pro at it.

Not everyone likes being choked, and assuming they do and doing it anyway is a great way to suck in bed.

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decided im going for a body rub lads. what to expect?

Some good articles here:
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Fuck you. I’m addicted to cumming inside. Nothing tops it, however nutting inside her mouth after a long blowjob is bretty good too

This is the most autistic shit I have read in my entire life, I am glad I stopped going on Veeky Forums for a month, and am never coming back after reading this.

I seriously hope you reconsider where you are going in your life, because regardless whether or not this is fake or you are trolling, this is the most sad and autistic shit I have ever read.

How do I stop getting mad boners when going out with my qt friend? Even just talking to her gets me excited. I've got a date this week and I would hate to have to hide a raging hard on while walking in public.

This is low quality bait but I'll bite hard like a retard.

It's actually fairly rare to find a girl that doesn't like to be choked. All but 2 of the 34 girls I've been with enjoy it. And it's more so just putting your hand on their throat with enough pressure they know who's in control, not actually limiting blood circulation or airflow.

>It's bait to say that not everyone likes the same thing in bed

Ignoring that you've very clearly not been with 34 people, you get that putting up with something in bed doesn't mean you like it, right?

Plenty of girls don't like choking.

I've slept with 3 woman 2 didn't like to get choked. What about your statistics now?

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>Touching someone's throat is the same as choking

Holy shit you're retarded.

I'm such an autistic virgin that I literally do not understand how even the simplest sexual position works mechanics-wise. Like missionary,, I literally do not understand how the thrusting works

Just Try humping your pillow or Sth that should come naturally. You just put your dick forward by flexing and extending your hips

I thought the same but its comes really naturally

Never heard that called 'prone bone', that's funny. But seriously, that's my favorite.

Lol at sex positions...

Chad knows missionary and doggie

Chad does what he wants because he understands that his needs are important too. Don't be a fucking nice guy who never asks for or takes what they want and gets resentful about it.

I found the ad through a fairly well respected punting forum so shouldnt be an issue

How do I cum? I've been seeing this girl and its the second girl ive ever had sex with and last time I had sex was a decade ago. I keep getting her off but I can't cum from vaginal penetration, it just isn't happening with this girl. Should I just jerk myself off, tell her to jerk me off or try to suck me off or what. I am so depressed and angry about this. We've had sex 4 times and 3 of them I literally did not cum at all and the other I jerked myself off.

Stop jerking off and watching porn. i know it's a meme answer, but brah after a week of nofap my tip is so sensitive and I cum pretty much instantly, but I'm so horny I don't even lose my boner.

I've already stopped doing that. We've been hooking up about 3 weeks and I haven't jerked off a single time since, except for the days after we had sex and I didn't cum. When we first got together it was a week notice so I didn't masturbate and tried not to even touch my dick. It worked in that I had a rock hard boner but I still didn't cum.She isn't exactly tight. It's like medium tightness. She likes it rough and when I'm doing it rough it barely feels like anything down there, especially with me focusing on slapping an choking her and twisting her nips.

You watch too much porn.

Damn dude I dunno then. I'm uncircumcised and pretty girthy, so that probably helps.

with the lights off, for the sole purpose of procreation.

That's my fav and all the chicks I've been with.
>but prob because I have a 5.5x4.2 penor

Don't try hide it nigga, Chad proudly displays his erection for all to see and 'mire

im around the same size. what do they think of it? I am khv tho.

If you're serious, then your problem is that you're overthinking something you don't think about.

It's actually not that fucking hard, but you have to actually do it to get better.

All in your mind bro, you might need to slow it down a bit. Guys need a little foreplay too.

That's what im thinking. I get Z E R O foreplay besides like 10 seconds of dry humping.

Make the bitch put in some work as well. She should suck you off and if you don't come from penetration at least finish you with a hand job.

my fucking all time favorite right there, problem is that im 6.3 and so it hurts some girls