Every gf of mine has been shit. Let me tell you

alright Veeky Forums why do i have this curse where all my gf's are shit.

gf 1:
>super hot, 10/10 body
>be with eachother multiple times a week
>fuck everywhere
>she makes out with another dude at some party
>i break up

gf 2:
>7/10, a bit chubby
>she tells me she faked being in love with me and wants to break up after 8 months.

gf 3:
>9/10
>she has an IG-account with 30k+ followers
>i tell her that i dont want her posting pics with barely anything on and flashing her ass in front of a lot of guys and that i'm tired of her putting instagram first instead of me
>she freaks out and breaks up with me

gf 4:
>8/10, 10/10 personality
>best relationship yet
>she goes to the same gym
>notices that she works out with another male friend of her
>they're just friends, ok...
>notices that she gets bored of me
>i break up
>she freaks out and tells me that im overreacting
>2 weeks after we break up i see that she uploades a pic with a new boyfriend.
>she never did this with me, she barely told her friends about me
>they break up
>she is now together with the dude that was training with her

share your shitty gf stories so i dont feel like shit.

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>falling for the emotional commitment meme

get a younger twink around 20, have him work out with you, start mentoring him, etc. shit is way better than pussasorars no fun rex

he gets to bro out with you, listens to what you say, is submissive, shit's cash

>implying ive had a gf

damn dude

gf1:
>fat
>was overall nice
>was inexperienced
>i break up
gf2:
>normal sized
>virgin
>9/10 personality
>she breaks up
gf3:
>super Veeky Forums
>a bomb in bed
>9/10 personality
>she breaks up

gf4:
????????

Big Brother programs.

dude, i regret is so much.
i have never been so stressed and sad until i got a gf.
they are trash.

life is so much easier without having to commit to a relationship

Only had 1 gf
>has a chad best friend who's in love with her
>get into fights all the time "he's just a friend"
>stick with her causd I'm retarded and because I'm genuinly in love with this girl
>their friendship goes to shit
>turns out chad has been literally friendzoned and nothing ever happened
>4years later
>she suddenly gets distant, know something's up
>she's texting all the time with this dude she's known for a month, guy's a chad musician
>this goes on for a month
>get into fights again
>"he's just a friend, why are you so jealous all the time (only time I was jealous was with the other guy), if it were for you I wouldn't have any male friends (total bullshit), it's just that he and I share common interests and I want that
>write the full story on /b/, like 30 people tell me I'm being or about to be cucked
>cry my eyes out all evening
>2day later she texts me "did you sleep at home tonight?"
>"yeah"
>"I didn't"
>needless to say she fucked all night at the other guys house
>break up with her screaming my lungs out
>week later the other dude sits in the same train as I
>the rage that comes up nearly makes me lose my mind
>manage to somehow swallow it and talk to him
>he didn't even know she had a boyfriend
>have trouble walking home because I'm shaking so hard
I'm all good now over a year later but damn, that was a nightmare

i hope this website is truly anonymous.
i smashed my gf's house windows one day when her and her family was on vacation.

she deserved it. i wouldn't save her if she was dying. she was the devil in the form of a whore

>falling for the vaginal jew

>another guy on fit only had beautiful, popular girlfriends

what a surprise. yawn.

hooooly fuck that made me mad reading it

where does she live

>having a gf to begin with

#1
>4'11 adopted chink
>weird
>braces
>freshman year of HS so our parents had to drive us when we wanted to do something
>???

#2
>7/10
>blonde and braces
>34B chestlet
>on the flagline team
>first bj
>she actually cared and put a ton of effort into our relationship
>I used her
>we break up, get back together
>somehow our relationship lasts longer the second time
>continue thinking I love her, really just liked the bjs
>break up

#3
>7.5/10
>slightly overweight, what Veeky Forums would call THICC
>amazing ass and tits for a 15 year old, like D or DD
>no seriously there's something in the water
>find out she was molested from like 7-9, fucked up cause of it
>first girl I actually cared about and put a lot of effort into helping her mentally
>first lay, anal, public banging, we fucked errywhere and anytime
>i start college 3 hours away, she's in HS still
>visit constantly on weekends, even when it starts getting expensive
>she starts getting distant
>one day randomly she explodes and blames everything wrong in her life on me
>was depressed for a year
>haven't had a relationship since
Also the only one I have nudes of

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thank me later

This thread made me realize I peaked in HS :(

Post them pls user

She's 15 in them, I can't :(

Men with bronze souls seeking women with even bronzer souls.

I would advise seeking Spiritual and Psychological development. Platos Symposium will offer insight into where you are going wrong.

Currently thinking of dating a girl but Im good friends with her uncle and I worry about losing that friendship if it goes south wut do

#3 did you a favor leaving. That relationship was going to be a disaster. Never ever ever get into long term relationships with abused girls... they will just end up hating you like they did their abuser.

>having had a gf
>having ever even seen tits irl

>Be fat,poor , alcoholic NEET
>Spend my time drinking my leftover cash from when I was working (not much), browsing 4 chan and drinking
>mastered my ability to small talk on the internet and in bars
>Talking to everyone ,drunk, without a care in the world having intimate conversation
>Talk to a girl, among many others
>And talk
>And talk
>And talk

She knew since day 1 what a failure I was, but we fell for each others pretty damn quickly. We've been together for a year now. Lost 35kg, stopped smoking,stopped drinking and started competing in boxing again.
Never felt anything like this. I'm genuinely in love with her. It's unreal.

She has the added bonus of having deliciously long legs. She's everything I could dream for, and I fear the moment I'll ever wake up, because it feels like a dream. I've known her when I was at my absolute lowest, and I've never been so happy in my life

>turning 24 in a month
>0 Gfs

Made it lads.....

Gf 1

>

gf 1: doesn't exist

Have had sex but no LTR gfs.

yeah usually the person they tell you not to worry about but not remove are the ones they end up falling in love with, fuck that

top kek

...

Wisdom

Why'd they bail

>>>/leddit/

>her putting instagram first instead of me
Holy shit you should have slapped the broad

>Have had sex but no LTR gfs
Cry about it chad

Censor the nips or whatever user

>common denominator

Also you suck

Fine, give me a few

You're already ahead.

Girlfriends are SHIT.

I'll start with one that doesn't need censoring and tell me if you want more

more

>various girlfriends
>never cheated on me cause of big dick
>I got needy
>they got bitchy
>I cheated and broke up

This happens a lot

Glad to here it user

Areola and nipple covered=okay

>never cheated on me cause of big dick
man i wish i was as gullible as you

GF 1
>Broke up with me because I didn't want to sex with my tiny pee pee when I was 13

GF 2:
>Broke up with me becaues I only wanted to sex with my tiny pee pee

GF 3:
>Wouldn't even go out on a date in public with me; stopped talking to me after 3 weeks

GF 4:
>Cheated on me because of my tiny pee pee

GF 5:
>Had borderline personality disorder
>Abused me, put me into depression, sent me videos of her shitting

GF 6:
>Moved in
>Touched my willy a few times
>Then gaslighted, said I was nuts, put me in a bigger depression

GF 7:
>Tried to get me to sleep around with her
>Realized I wasn't that kind of alpha
>Agreed to a monogamous relationship
>Things are still going strong; 1.5 years
>She likes my tiny pee pee
>Wants to start lifting with me

Hang in there, OP

Whatever you say buddy

are those skin tags?

did she cut herself

tell us her address jesus christ I want to beat this bitch
hope you find a woman who isn't a whore user

No I just put stickers over them to edit
Yeah, mostly her legs and stomach

>she is now together with the dude that was training with her
Hes a cuck that is satisfied with your sloppy seconds. You did the right thing user

im not talking about your tits im talkin about those little things on your skin

I don't know m8, she did have acne

Blessed, based user.

This guy gets it.

Are you retarded? She's fresh out of the shower, and those are water droplers.

I have more of her fresh outta shower if you degenerates want

tfw
>too shy when younger
>finally develop personality
>enjoy single life a bit
>finally want bf
>get gyno on one side
>no gay guy (am man) would want a dude with a boob
>Now 31, never had BF
>time to change and save up for surgery

Every gf of mine has been imaginary but I am unsure if I am a virgin. I have had 1.5 blowjobs (1.0 of which was paid for) and I have gone down on a girl 2.0 times (neither of which had anything to do with money). I have put my dick on the lips of a vagina put I've never put it in. I am worried about whether I will receive my powers when I turn thirty. Am I somehow already too impure to be a wizard even though I am still really a virgin?

>has put his dick on outside of vagina
>didn't have any incentive to actually enter
wtf m8 u r low test

thread made me realize tfw no gf is actually a good feel

No means no or am I autistic?

You are autistic for not putting your dick inside

Of fucking course

You are an amazing human being having the ability to withhold that rage to speak with the guy she fucked like that

But then I would be a rapist. I respect the law

Ask and receive

And she is 15? Is this legal?

Yes it is legal you homosex, can't see nipple

Ok, alright then.

(1/ 2)

Never had anything long-term. Im about to be 24 in two weeks

all got was head from a whore last year.

now i'm, i mean i was going on dates with this cool girl when i was back on leave(Navy) back home in california but we didnt do anything. the last night i left back to Virginia i didnt get to see her so she sents texts and got all sentimental saying all of these things that she wants something with me. said she's comfortable with me and sees me different than other guys.
We didnt fuck.
I was getting bored with her but I just kept on thinking this would be it the date after that one date, we didnt do shit intimately. it got to nowhere it was all talk and breaking the ice. A legit "good girl" I guess. I could have seen other girls but i was with her most of the time..

then later that week she got real fucking crazy man, she was telling me the she felt that I "played" her.
wtf, I was with her the entire time.

She was getting really worried that i might find someone else and forget about her, she was really worried about that because she didnt know if i was seeing someone before i was going out with her on those dates. and i really wasnt, but she still went crazy thinking that i did, lol man she really did a good job at trying to make me feel guilty of something i didnt do.

another twist is that she just broke up with a dude lately so i'm feeling like a real fool in this situation, it's gotten me conflicted so i feel like an idiot. so yeah im coming to grips and im trying to snap out of it its 10 more months until im back home to civilian life and maybe continue where me and her left off so she says.

(2/2)


but im prepared to lose the girl no matter what, that's been my mentality since my teens. girls are fickle and can move on like nothing. im leveling the playing field and switching my feelings off and ready to move on when it comes to that

Right now we are still talking but not everyday. Shes talking to me about trying to fly out and see me in Virginia. during the holidays (Thanksgiving/Christmas/new year's) I dunno man but i never made a girl go this crazy over me.

Fucking baka

>posting some 15 year old's nudes from snapchat

you have to be 18 to post here

shit made me mad

>Tried to get me to sleep around with her
yeah she's gonna cheat on you man

I have the curse of distance.

My only gf was sweet, supportive, calm, tall and seemed really into me for some reason. I honestly liked her a lot, but I had to move and both of us were wary of long distance relationships.
We decided it was best to end it instead of possibly letting it fade over time and distance and becoming a bad memory. We ended when it was at possibly it's best and most stable, right the day before I moved.

Then after I moved some other girls were interested in me but they all lived too far away.
Maybe I'm just lazy, but I don't want to take a 3 hour trip to meet a girl.

took a 4hour trip to see my now ex gf user, if she's worth it you travel

3 hours man you dont have to fly once a year to go see a bitch

Exactly 18? Damn too bad I'm older

i would have gone super saiyan on that boy right there and then. just beat him half to death out of nowhere, i commend your restraint

>the guy didn't even know she had a bf
yeah go ahead and hit the guy who literally had no clue

Poopy butt is gross and men look goofy as fuck

You made the right call and you're strong for it.

You're a man.

The 3 hour trip part refers to the other girls.
I'm 8 hours away from my ex.

I don't know if it's just me self-sabotaging myself, but that seems too much.

Moar

Looks 18 to me user

same lol I need to go out more and put more effort into dating cause I’m so passive and my whole adolescence I was blessed with hot girls hitting me up without ever trying to talk to them

Respect the law! Criminal scum

That’s child porn dude, delet

...

looks like 27
fat
shitty boob genetics
light acne

Is she actually 15 in these photos? Yes or no?

yes it is

just get a fuckbuddy or a girl from backpage

Bros help after lifting for years I got mired by a qt3.14 qdoba girl and somehow managed to get a date
She's coming over in an hour for movies and to smoke
I haven't had a real date in a year what do I do to make her my gf Veeky Forums?
>inb4 dude weed lmao

Salute bro.

Keep improving

uhh shes coming over to your spot bro.. shes totally down to fuck


you got the hard part over with the socializing and all just relax and good luck

Her arm looks like a dick

You should make a thread on b or something and just use a proxy / post moar here

How does a fuckbuddy work? I've only been in a relationship and the last time I fucked or kissed was like 2 years ago.

Gf1- manipulated me into being her boyfriend, she was 5 years older and I was naive
Gf2-literally a midget, not an ugly ass midget though, she was hot and had c cup titties and a big thick midget ass. Boring as fuck though, and sex was terrible, everything hurt her.
Gf3- literally the only woman I've ever legitimately enjoyed just spending time with. We fuck 2 to 3 times a day, she's hot, and funny, and good damn did I mention the dirty sex we have.

I'm in love Bros. You ever have mutual orgasms with your girl? Shit is so cash when her pussy pulsates while you're cumming.