Share something interesting about Hitler beyond

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Share something interesting about Hitler beyond
he was evil
he killed a lot of people

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youtube.com/watch?v=il_x6-gyNAs
youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU
youtube.com/watch?v=gzkqbAm7iyQ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oN1BhLcVDgk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Roller)
youtube.com/watch?v=_yszVGyb0Pg

SniperGod
SniperGod

Killed less people than a lot of people
Considered the most evil man ever because he did it to defend his people
Woops I mean it was because racisms

WebTool
WebTool

He didn't grasp the concept of perspectives in his portraits.

whereismyname
whereismyname

So genociding jews,gays,political dissidents,cripples,and gyp's was done to protect his people?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

all these random peasant dirt farmers are a threat to Germany and must be destroyed
this Rothschild can be put up in a hotel until his family pays the ransom though.

girlDog
girlDog

obligatory post

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

He had only one testicle.

askme
askme

because he did it to defend his people

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iluvmen
iluvmen

germutts are not white

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's likely that he sexually abused his niece. She killed herself.

Emberburn
Emberburn

its likely
not an argument

Evilember
Evilember

Killed less people
Behold, the high IQ masterrace

Flameblow
Flameblow

meh, he would have improved in art school

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

he was pragmatic and used realpolitik all the time, rather than this meme idea of him being an ideological maniac

JunkTop
JunkTop

Jews
Subverting bastards who controlled the media and the banks and kept pushing for a communist revolution.

Gays
Counter-productive to increasing birthrates.

Political Dissidents
Literally nothing wrong with killing communists.

Cripples
Useless leaches who don't contribute.

Gypsies
Wetbacks who should have fucked off to where they came.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

He was very driven by ideology, though. The final solution itself is one of the stupidest things to do if you’re trying to be pragmatic.

Supergrass
Supergrass

he learned a bunch from schopenhauer, carrying his books with him during WW1

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

This isn't true. He painted a lot of post cards in a sweatshop fashion to survive though, which can explain the sub-par perspective in his paintings. The art school he applied to actually tried to convince him to be an architect. Portraying life was actually what he wasn't good at.

girlDog
girlDog

"portraits"

w8t4u
w8t4u

He is dead. Good riddance

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the chad stalin vs the virging hitler

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

He was a kike with a family name of (((shicklgruber)))

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

He was a Catholic.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Woah, Stalin looks like THAT!?

Techpill
Techpill

the idea that he was a failed artist is false.
He did want to become a painter, but when he applied to artschool, a teacher told him he would be much better suited being an architect, he agreed and actually signed up for those classes, but his math grades were shit from his school days through a self sabotage thing to fuck with his dad. He then had to go back to take night classes on math to bring his grade up, and during this time he was also working construction jobs. It was here where he first started getting into arguments with people over socialist labour unions he kept being asked to join and started that whole snowball effect, to the point where he eventually ditched art school all together because he felt politics was more important

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Germany under Hitler didn't have a globalist, Rothschild central bank that engaged in usury and other crimes against the people. Germany was free and independent.

Nojokur
Nojokur

fag

Supergrass
Supergrass

It was fake. He looked like that except uglier.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

he loved his mother

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Skullbone
Skullbone

jews
So a small percentage of Jews are representative of all Jews?
gays
Just because you are not reproducing you deserve death?
political dissidents
So everyone who didn't like autocracy, and fascism was all the sudden a communist?
cripples
muh fought for the fatherland in ww1 and get killed by kids 20 years your junior, who are also coincidentally spouting off bullshit about how they are only doing this for the sake of the German people.
gypsies
sure there annoying and a economic problem, but could easily be deported rather than genocided.

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WebTool
WebTool

Wtf is he doing

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FastChef
FastChef

haven't you ever been nervous watching a sporting event with the stake of your nation on the line?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

it's a meme, you dip

massdebater
massdebater

What would his mother think of him, and how he is now considered a synonym for Satan?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Jews, Jews, they're bad news
With Jews don't snooze
If you snooze, then YOU LOSE
The kike, he wants, more than a fews
Of your hard-earned shekels, and give you a bruise.
When he rubs his palms,disgusting ooze
Leaks out of his nose, and ruins his shoes.
Sit at home, turn on the news,
And see how badly your country he screws.
The Kike's evil has no excuse,
And for that he must forever be showered with abuse.

farquit
farquit

1.hes excited watching a sport with his mates
2.its clearly sped up

Evilember
Evilember

I'm disappointed user, it dosen't even rhyme.

RumChicken
RumChicken

You misused the big lie quote.
So a small percentage of Jews are representative of all Jews?
All Jews go in the oven, including yourself.

Just because you are not reproducing you deserve death?
Yes.

So everyone who didn't like autocracy, and fascism was all the sudden a communist?
Yes.

muh fought for the fatherland in ww1 and get killed by kids 20 years your junior, who are also coincidentally spouting off bullshit about how they are only doing this for the sake of the German people.
They were no longer of us.

sure there annoying and a economic problem, but could easily be deported rather than genocided.
They would just come back.

In all seriousness, Hitler's biggest mistake during World War 2 was half measures.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Hitler was very emotionally wrought at the death of his niece actually. He almost killed himself over it and mourned over her for way too long. A lot of his close associates were quite worried that he'd bite the bullet, actually. If I remember correctly, One of the Strasser brothers made a remark during this fiasco that basically said that he would end up killing himself one of these days due to how emotional he got over shit. That could have been his priest though, don't quote me on this

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

So they fucked?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Whatever you say, Schlomo Shekelburgerstein

King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh shut the fuck up, you edgy faggot.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Soon.

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Methnerd
Methnerd

While he was a kid, his teachers say that he was a very intelligent, but quiet person (in Mein Kampf - Hitler wrote that he was a b-boy - bullshit)
He loved only history and geography, his history teacher planted him with ideas of Austria and Germany together - same nation, language etc.
He was in love with a girl, but didn't have the guts to meet her so he wrote countless poems for her
Also, he had one friend, a Czech

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Stop replying to /pol/ you dumb fuck

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Absolutely nobody thinks genociding gypsies was a bad thing

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Implying National Socialism doesn't make several very valid points.
Your just mad because your retarded ass would have been gassed.

Absolutely nobody thinks genociding gypsies was a bad thing
This guy gets it.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

he had a torpedo right to delivery in a wrong time.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

He was a cat: he loved sleeps until midday

Bidwell
Bidwell

stalin literally looks like an ig fuckboi

TreeEater
TreeEater

Bring country into WWII for no reason
got attacked by Japan
Germany declared war on USA afterwards

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

calling Hitlerism national socialism

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girlDog
girlDog

Hitler is honestly really adorable in his interactions with women. He was generally much nicer to them and didnt expect much out of them other than for them to smile and listen to him ramble. I like to think he didn't fuck her, Hitler has never struck me as very sexually orientated and as such I find him forcing himself onto a relative to be hard to buy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hitler was against circumcision.

JunkTop
JunkTop

he did it to defend his people

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w8t4u
w8t4u

He was Austrian. Not german.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

since the hitler pro's are in this thread, which picture is this cropped from?

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Flameblow
Flameblow

yeah i want to know too

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hitler was against Jews biting off baby foreskins from their dicks.
WTF, I love Hitler now.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

muh fought for the fatherland in ww1 and get killed by kids 20 years your junior
they didnt kill cripples for no reason, and absolutely didnt kill veteran cripples and if they were useful, they would be left alive

whereismyname
whereismyname

either you are joking or we have found the brainlet supreme here

Nojokur
Nojokur

Half this shit that they're claiming is Jewish propaganda.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Your just mad because your retarded ass would have been gassed.
Yeah, I have this little thing called "self-preservation instinct". Seems like it's not only Western European lefties that lack it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Moral fanatic.
Mussolini was more pragmatic as well as aesthetic

girlDog
girlDog

He was Jewish

5mileys
5mileys

Stalin was 168cm tall he was a manlet
the most repulsive thing to a girl are manlets

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Nathaniel_de_Rothschild

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

obsessed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Hilter paid for all of the art in his collect. He also left the rights to Mein Kampf to his sister, but after the war the government basically told her to get fucked and nobody actually paid the royalties to print the book.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

He was a huge fan of mickey mouse.

JunkTop
JunkTop

He had a crush on his niece Geli. He was such a creepy stalker and so controlling of her that she ended up killing herself to get away from him.

5mileys
5mileys

No, never. And it'd be an incredibly stupid thing to get worked over unless you're competing yourself.

Playboyize
Playboyize

He was a great orator that's for sure.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Not really. Instead of killing them outright, which still happened, he worked most of them to death.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hitler was a vegetarian and passed a lot of animal rights laws.

FastChef
FastChef

One ball, micropenis, Parkinson's, and survived the war by being smuggled to Argentina via the Vatican Ratlines to live quite openly there until 1963.

Supergrass
Supergrass

He paritally supported the short-lived Bavarian Soviet Republic. He turned openly counter-revolutionary towards the end though.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Did he actually or did someone just take a photograph there with a man who may have a toothbrush moustache in it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

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happy_sad
happy_sad

archived photo of Hitler during MKULTRA operation
backfired and actually gave him superior intellect and strategic prowess

JunkTop
JunkTop

He used to autistically memorize all the ships in the Janes Warships of the world catalogue, then he'd spit out specific ship's displacement and length and gun calibers to people at social events in the hopes of impressing them. People theorize that Hitler's supposed expertise on military hardware was the reason he insisted on meddling with the development of so many weapons and vehicles.

whereismyname
whereismyname

He threw a hissyfit when the King of Denmark thanked him after getting a happy birthday from Hitler.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegram_Crisis

Nojokur
Nojokur

HONORARY ARYAN AND BASED JEW

iluvmen
iluvmen

This, Stalin looked terrible. That "handsome" photo was airbrushed to shit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Except he was competeing. He was the one who brought the games to Germany to showcase his model society, a resurgent Germany that clawed its way out of the war, and the hyperinflation, as we;ll as his plans for his master race. He had a fuck ton riding on it and for the most part it was an astounding success.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Nazis
justified in complaining about "degeneracy"

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Spamalot
Spamalot

military spending reaches 35% of GDP
During the war? Well, that's pretty obvious. If this guy is trying to say the US reached those levels in peacetime he's dead wrong; and no one even came close to the levels of military spending the Germans sustained in the interwar period.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Did he have parkinsons?

massdebater
massdebater

.
#holohoax

likme
likme

Counter-productive to increasing birthrates.
Yes but whether the gays are alive or dead, they're not going to reproduce anyway so does it really matter?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

And during the war, to be quite honest.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It has shopped out his scars

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

All people, even bad people, love mom as long as she wasn't a horrific monster. John Wayne Gacy loved his mom.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Cool mustache, cool tactics, cool guy in general.
\--(-_0)--/ What more can I say

SniperGod
SniperGod

Supposedly he was an addict and was into uppers

RavySnake
RavySnake

He improved the lives of the average citizen.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

He had a fuck ton riding on it and for the most part it was an astounding success.
This. There was an NPR interview about the olympics like a month back and they mentioned the 1936 games and the historian mentioned that despite how we like to mention Jesse Owens' victory, the reality is germany took more golds than any other country that year so his plan worked.

Also that Owens said that Hitler personally shook his hand for winning but no one in the US wanted to shake his.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well, yeah but thought that was during his later years.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I wasn't thinking of the timeline, it's just that he was going all Michael J Fox there

whereismyname
whereismyname

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw you feel bad for Hitler
What has Veeky Forums done to me?

Lunatick
Lunatick

This is really autistic.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

There is nothing interesting to say about him because he was a boring normie piece of shit and his whole political objective was making a fucking normie dystopia. There is a reason why his art was considered shit EVEN FOR BURGOISE ACADEMIC STANDARDS.

Booteefool
Booteefool

What a pussy piece of shit.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why didn't he kill one of the king banking jews but gassed millions of inocent ones?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

strasserism is the best national socialism confirmed

DeathDog
DeathDog

austrians are german

FastChef
FastChef

He supposedly had a high opinion of native americans from watching old westerns as a child.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

He had a nice dick!!!

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Except he was cities by his military comrades in WW1 as being very zealous and ideological, for example refusing to meet with triple entendre troops during the Christmas truce.

That said he was a legitimate war hero in WW1 and loved by his fellow germans

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Fapping !!!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He farted a lot...and occasionally pooped himself from doing so!!!

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Soft_member
Soft_member

He was people
He killed a lot of evil

farquit
farquit

But he had a nice dick in spite of it!!!

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Masturbating!

idontknow
idontknow

Poetry of a highschooler

Techpill
Techpill

Yes there is!!! He had this unusual sexual organ, a little longer and fatter than his thumb, which 50% of the population, myself included, is born without!!!!!!!

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

He was the best human being to ever live. Humanity's greatest hero.
Never wanted war for anyone, only peace and prosperity, and was punished for being a just and honorable man in an evil world.

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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SniperGod
SniperGod

hurr durr if Hitler was so good why did he prepare his nation for war?
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Poland was planning an invasion of Germany after the old Poland first minister (Hitler's ally) died. Hitler was right about literally everything, he only failed because he was too good and merciful

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yes he did!!! And it gradually affected his bowel control! Nothing more exciting and interesting than that!!! A pair of shit-filled jockeys is sexier than a dozen roses to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He was so handsome that he was pretty!!!

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

He occasionally poo-pooed in his pants.

Most people born in the 1800’s hadn’t done so since they were babies.

Nojokur
Nojokur

He did it multiple times daily when he had dysentery in 1941.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Share something interesting about Hitler

WHY DOES NO ONE CARE???

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE INTERESTING THAN A POOPIE IN THE PANTS???????

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He was a cute little boy, too (if you forgive his dumbo ears). I’ll bet he occasionally made poopie in his little drawers even back then!!!

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I often wish I could go back in time to when he was sick as a little boy and be his mother (Klara) helping him clean it up...except I would be afraid to catch it from him, lol.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I wish I could ask the little boy in this picture if he ever poops in his pants and when it happened last.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why does no one care???

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Shït, no more replies since the most interesting facts have been added???????

WtF???????

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why does no one care if he made poopie in his pants as an adult???????

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why???

Spamalot
Spamalot

He needed glasses

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No shït!

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

His parents were related to one another by blood. Probably why he turned out semi retarded.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He’s the namesake and mascot of a fried chicken chain.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

And why he shat himself as an adult, unlike any other world leader of his time.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why wouldn’t that shock the world???

King_Martha
King_Martha

He also put the mentally ill in camps. Be careful what you wish for, you nutball.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Checked quads.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

They consume resources and take up space.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

He was clearly insane.
One of the many reasons for this could be his mothers early death, whom he cherished her dearly.

FastChef
FastChef

They contribute to the economy and can work as soldiers.

girlDog
girlDog

It could have been syphilis.

viagrandad
viagrandad

He was often seen scratching his crotch.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Amerimutts are Canadians
Bavarians are Germans

Please come to Austria and tell people they’re Germans, there’s a good chance you’ll get your ass kicked, and rightfully so.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wow! That’s nothing short of amazing!!!!!!!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He had a deep voice for a guy with only one ball!!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nothing feminine or androgynous sounding about his voice in here:

youtube.com/watch?v=il_x6-gyNAs

Flameblow
Flameblow

Or here:
youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU

RumChicken
RumChicken

You would expect a guy with 1 ball to barely change at 17, having sounded indistinguishable from a girl up until then, and not by much in his 20’s.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This is certainly not a “baby” voice or that of a woman with an enlarged clit:

youtube.com/watch?v=gzkqbAm7iyQ

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No 50-year-old woman naturally had a voice this deep in those days:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oN1BhLcVDgk

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

HOW DID A GUY WITH ONE BALL DEVELOP A SONOROUS, BARITONE VOICE???????

Techpill
Techpill

I am dying to know!!!!!

(Eyes purple to protect my identity.)

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Emberburn
Emberburn

If I had a deep voice to go with my fake beard, and my chest were as flat as the day I turned 9, I would have no problem passing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

i heard that he originally joined the national socialist party as a journalist spy and was converted, idk if its true

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I’d much rather have a deep voice than a big bulge, because while there are things that can fake the latter (early2bed), you just can’t talk like a man if your fücking voice is like a stupid little kids’ piano that doesn’t have those lower keys.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I doubt it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

he was born in austria... not sure if you're just trolling but whatever

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

some men are born with only one testicle, me included, it doesn't really change anything regarding testosterone levels or body development etc. (im 22 and have a perfectly normal body, some facial hair and a fairly low voice) it's mostly just a cosmetic thing, but naturally if you only have 1 testicle your chances of reproducing are a little lower. how deep your voice gets comes from genes mostly i assume...

StonedTime
StonedTime

He looked absolutely führer-licious in shorts.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

So now the Soviets AND the Poles are planning to attack Germany?

Citation needed.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What a nice bulge!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Look at how the other people in the video move, it isn't sped up.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

They contribute to the economy and can work as soldiers.
The homosexuals in Germany during the period in question were very much like the homosexuals presently in the USA. They had very little capacity for contributing to society - save for the rare poster-child outliers. Allowing homosexuals into the US military has been, with very few exceptions, an abysmal failure.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

He was clearly insane.
Baseless propaganda is not an argument.

hairygrape
hairygrape

What has Veeky Forums done to me?
Would you rather that the incessant droning of propaganda blinded you of your own humanity?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

He founded Volkswagen.

SniperGod
SniperGod

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

small
you mean the same small percentage thats overrepresented in a 4250% in some cases

hairygrape
hairygrape

Man, we should go back to Wizard Santas.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

desu I 100% think the guy was autistic. He was apparently really awkward in 1 to 1 conversations.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

I've been looking for so long, I have so many rare Hitlers, yet I've never found where that one is from.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Even though he got rejected at art academy he was still able to get an appointment with Alfred Roller (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Roller) to discuss an apprenticeship, but Hitler never showed up at the appointment and only met the guy when he was already a chancellor.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Not that guy but even if 90% of the leaders were jews, that doesn't mean that 90% or even 10% of jews were communists. Is this easy to grasp fpr your brain? Oh, and citation needed on thay percentage you just give.

Skullbone
Skullbone

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askme
askme

I was listening to a mashup of Get Lucky and Billie Jean when I opened this. I don't regret it.

Methshot
Methshot

Hitler didn't commit suicide in 1945.

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WebTool
WebTool

That’s a picture taken long before 1945.

Flameblow
Flameblow

He wasn’t very tall at 5’ 8” or 9, but that was still taller than either of his sisters. He was at least an inch taller than Mussolini.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

She’s even wearing heels yet she’s STILL not nearly as tall as he was.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

He had the ability to grow a full beard, not just the little mustache, if he wanted and would get 5:00 shadows if he didn’t shave for awhile.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can you imagine someone who looks like this being attracted to someone who looks like that?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why is no one surprised by the size and visibility of it???

SniperGod
SniperGod

Something interesting?
It is speculated that he had at least one child named Jean Marie Loret. How did he manage to do that with one ball, when there are men with two at fertility clinics every day???

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this fucking crazy tranny is still around

just kill yourself holy fuck

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RavySnake
RavySnake

thought jews were germans for awhile growing up. he didn't hate them, until he realised they were untrustworthy, and showed no loyalty to germany or anyone for that matter.

StonedTime
StonedTime

fpwp

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Posted less stupid things than a lot of people
Considered the most retarded poster ever because he did it to be edgy like /pol/
Woops I mean it was to 'defend' 'his people'

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

gypsies do

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why didn't he kill one of the king banking jews but gassed millions of inocent ones?
Why did the results of the war he start ultimately lead to the creation of a Jewish state and the death of NS for +70 years yet this is ignored by ((/pol/))

DeathDog
DeathDog

Something interesting?

Most people would be totally shocked out of their minds to learn that Hitler actually CRIED numerous times as a GROWN MAN!!! For example, when his mother died in 1907, when WW1 was lost in 1918, when his niece Geli died in 1931, when his chauffeur Julius Schreck died in 1936, when he almost died of dysentery in 1941, toward the end of WW2, etc. When you think of Hitler, you normally think of someone with a heart of stone, unable to feel emotional pain or empathy, but the reality is that he cried lots of times.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What’s even more mind-blowing is the fact that, although he was perceived as a superhero, HE CAUGHT LOTS OF COLDS during his 12-year reign, not to mention all the years prior. Just listen to him coughing in his speeches where he loses his voice! Heroes don’t catch colds.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

He had a nice butt.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

me on the left

whereismyname
whereismyname

Initial political career was as British agent, to prevent breakup of Germany and annexation of western provinces by France.

Supergrass
Supergrass

We have an audio of a private conversation of his and he doesn't sound awkward at all.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

implying dead jews are countable things

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

kek, things betas say. Ever heard of tribal culture?
deeply ingrained in humans. And btw. dont all the amerifats get hardons watching blacks collecting their summer olympic gold medals?
Same thing.
If youre on an amphetamin and morphine cocktail every waking hour that tends to happen.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can /his not ONCE discuss ww2 germany without sperging out like angry marxist uni types?
It really boggles my mind. Its such an interesting topic and very thread turns into a shit slinging show between fat american larpers from either side of the political spectrum.

Fucking yanks man ( and probably a few butthurt poles too)

Spamalot
Spamalot

People still believe the 1 testicle bullshit?
That was from some retarded UK Tabloid magazine...

cum2soon
cum2soon

He was apparently really awkward in 1 to 1 conversations.
Nowhere in any recording is he awkward.

Try harder commiefag.

TreeEater
TreeEater

he wore a funny mustache and thought it made him look "sick"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

His medical files said he had two, and that his dick seemed “normally developed.”

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

He also had conjunctivitis or pinkeye in July of 1944, which is even less common.

MPmaster
MPmaster

And as I’ve said a million times, which you refuse to believe, HE CAUGHT DYSENTERY IN 1941, which made him throw up and poo-poo in his clothes numerous times that summer, which was extremely uncommon for those born in the 1800’s. He was as rare as a unicorn for being a world leader with poopie in his pants in the WW2 era!

viagrandad
viagrandad

I’ll bet none of his men sharted either.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

he liked dogs.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

let my boy hitler jam to this third reich beat man he just having fun he just feeling the music

Snarelure
Snarelure

what the fuck are you on

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why not just rename this board to Hitler & Humanities at this point?

cum2soon
cum2soon

He started the first anti smoke campaign in history.

Booteefool
Booteefool

he was hitlers killer
he had one testicle

farquit
farquit

Hitler was described as having greasy hair and really fucking terrible breath before he joined the NSDAP. To be fair, he was a poorfag.

TechHater
TechHater

Implying National Socialism doesn't make several very valid points.
Turns one of the top world powers into smoking ruin ruled by her enemies

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

he was hitlers killer
Ha

TechHater
TechHater

And Napoleon was born in Corsica

Methnerd
Methnerd

sources

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Lol women laughing!

Flameblow
Flameblow

He was a shit painter
inb4 you can't do it any better
inb4 it's abstract art and Hitler is known for likeing it yknow
inb4 he wanted to be an architect and not a painter so perspective doesn't matter
inb4 it looks fine!

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TechHater
TechHater

using anything but archived files, peer reviewed journals or books published by academics for your work

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

unironically allowed
People were so based back then.

viagrandad
viagrandad

literal utopia

TreeEater
TreeEater

By this logic Quebeckers aren't Canadians, Bavarians aren't German, Sicillians aren't Italy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

TFW not a stormfag but am now jealous of the Nazis.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

kek himmler was such a goofball

Soft_member
Soft_member

The organization known in German as Der gruppen die Einsatz, was of purely an anti partisan persuasion.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

By this logic Quebeckers aren't Canadians, Bavarians aren't German, Sicillians aren't Italy
No Bavarian would have a problem with being called German. It's quite literally in their constitution.
Angesichts des Trümmerfeldes, zu dem eine Staats- und Gesellschaftsordnung ohne Gott, ohne Gewissen und ohne Achtung vor der Würde des Menschen die Überlebenden des zweiten Weltkrieges geführt hat, in dem festen Entschlusse, den kommenden deutschen[!] Geschlechtern[purall.!] die Segnungen des Friedens, der Menschlichkeit und des Rechtes dauernd zu sichern, gibt sich das Bayerische Volk, eingedenk seiner mehr als tausendjährigen Geschichte, nachstehende demokratische Verfassung.

"Prussian" would trigger them but there would be laughing rather than ass-kicking.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Stalin was an armlet

Snarelure
Snarelure

He wasn’t circumcised!

askme
askme

He still looks good though what the fuck are you talking about

likme
likme

I am far from the only American woman who has ever wanted to kiss him.

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Evilember
Evilember

Behold, the masterrace

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Is that a door for giraffes?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He was the “whitest” man ever, and by that I don’t mean coloration.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Liking him is the most antithetical thing to swirling with a black man.

iluvmen
iluvmen

He always had terrible breath because he had bad teeth.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

ywn make Hitler giggle.
FUCK

girlDog
girlDog

If l could kill all the gypsies in the world l would

5mileys
5mileys

Ew olives

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

76%
Japan really was going to fight to the bitter end weren’t they

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Go back to /lit/ and stay there, tryhards. You couldn't even creep out a sixteen year old girl with this chinless driveling.

girlDog
girlDog

And /pol/ says the left can't meme.

'Hitler had one nut'
'Yezhov was a monster'
'Domitian was evil'
'Procopius was a hack'
Can we get more signs you are talking to a retard?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Spotted the manchild.

5mileys
5mileys

He was actually a romantic that happened to have some rather radical views. He didn't like the details but rather thought of the big picture. This actually separated him a lot from the serpents who served him. Hitler approved a lot of twisted things but he honestly wasn't the worst in Germany.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He had a poop fetish so he probably enjoyed doing it at times.

massdebater
massdebater

He was such an unusual man.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I read somewhere he was into piss play and liked getting peed on

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

He also liked being pooped on as well!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Wow, that’s amazing!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

some rather radical views
Did you even read the table talks?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

was a big cuck

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Based

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Must have been a big one.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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iluvmen
iluvmen

How can anyone NAZI that he had male genitalia? Get it? Lol.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

He clearly was a man, not a

male pseudohermaphrodite!!!

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This is sped up.

DeathDog
DeathDog

He didn’t like for people to watch him vomit.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He did it lots of times throughout his life.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

He absolutely adored England. He viewed England as a role model for Germany in many ways, chiefly the imperialistic one.

Booteefool
Booteefool

He was a beautiful little baby, almost looked like a girl, because he didn’t wear pants until around age 3 in 1892.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Manly voice?
Sure did! He sounded decidedly MALE for three quarters of his life.
youtube.com/watch?v=_yszVGyb0Pg

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I would have to live to be 140 for that to be true even if I got on Testosterone tomorrow!!!!!!!

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I HAVE A FÜCKING RIGHT TO BE ANGRY???????

DeathDog
DeathDog

he was a bad leader

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Lol what a fag

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Clearly he meant "he killed lesser people"

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Watching cartoons as an adult
He was a soyboy

FastChef
FastChef

he was nearly killed by the most highly decorated British infantryman in WWI. iirc it was near the end of the war in Belgium, but I don't quite remember the details. can't remember his name either and I don't have time to look it up right now.

Hitler was mildly injured and unarmed, trying to get back to German lines. the British guy pointed his rifle at him, and Hitler just gave up and stood there, waiting for the end. British dude decided fuck it, and let him go.

they made a painting of British dude in action in Italy. Hitler saw the painting at one point, recognized him, and bought it. some British big wig visiting Hitler in the 30s commented on it, and Hitler told him the story.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Americans think anything that didn't get photoshopped to glossy perfection is intolerably ugly.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Reminds me of this /pol/ post about self defense genocide kek

w8t4u
w8t4u

He wasn't evil.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This photo makes the germans look cool though. If you looked at brain scans of women looking at each of the men in this picture I think 99% of them would show them lusting for the German.

Whoever took this is not good at propaganda.

Methnerd
Methnerd

He wasnt evil and he didnt kill that many people.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He liked Walt Disney and made fan art of his work.

Emberfire
Emberfire

B E G O N E
T H O T

Skullbone
Skullbone

He also got drunk and pooped his pants at age 16 while puking, and wiped his butt with his school report card. It was later found and sent to his mother. As a result, he became a teetotaler, but still continued to shit his pants at times throughout his adult life.

WHY DOES NO ONE SEEM TO CARE???????

Could there be anything more interesting than his bowel movements and the issues that they caused in his life???????

?????????????????!

.
?????????

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

OMG!!! Almost no one poops their pants between the ages of 13 and 30!!!!!!

How unique can he possibly be???????

DeathDog
DeathDog

I got you covered user

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Oh shït!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The only people that use the phrase manlet are the ones that are too awkward to talk to women and can’t get laid

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He was straight up autistic and threw hissy fits constantly about dumb shit and >Muh Jews

King_Martha
King_Martha

He was an amphetamine user. This is a common symptom of overuse.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Just WOW!

RumChicken
RumChicken

His Thing

Totally uncut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Amazing!!! He was big in a flaccid state.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Something interesting?

There is documentation that he could stand to pee, whether or not he had hypospadias.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Wow, that’s a scary baby!

Skullbone
Skullbone

statist propaganda required lots of airbrushing and photosweatshoperry. dudes grill was was a ruined crater face

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He was a good painter, but he sucked at portraits.
tbf he was recommended to become an architect instead but he didn't have the credentials or previous education to be one.

girlDog
girlDog

Large amounts of kek

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

he had syphilis most likely

he was crazy because of all the fucking drugs he was on

he was an alright painter but didn't possess any real talent

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

hahahahaha Sorry, /pol/. We only larp as communists monarchists and crusaders on Veeky Forums

Skullbone
Skullbone

Cant tell if it's satire or not.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Some larping is fun. /pol/ just completely derails threads with their bullshit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

He was at least an inch taller than Mussolini, who was taller than the Japanese emperor Hirohito, making him the tallest leader of the Axis countries at pretty much a dwarf’s height of 5’ 9”.

SniperWish
SniperWish

He clearly was taller than Mussolini.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Only our president Roosevelt was taller at 6’ 2” and he was sitting all the time.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why does Mussolini look younger than his real age whereas he looks much older than he ever lived to be?????

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It says Mussolini was 48, but there’s no way this picture was from 1931, and Hitler had been dead for 5 years by 1950. Someone please explain???

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hitler looked old for his age.

Bidwell
Bidwell

He took A LOT of drugs.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I mean. He didn't knew it were drugs; his doctor didn't knew they were drugs. Can you imagine how much meth would you take if you thought it was medicine?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Sounds like guilt to me.

TechHater
TechHater

He was pragmatic in which related to his personal welfare, like the night of the long knives, and juggling people to climb and stay at the top. But he was an idealistic zealot about everything else.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah, and locusts don't like insecticide either, that doesn't mean you shouldn't spray the fuckers down with it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ayy lmao

Emberfire
Emberfire

Adolf Hitler never even saw one of his death camps
While Stalin would occasionally visit his gulags, Hitler had no actually knowledge or understanding of the process of the Holocaust
He just said Jews were bad, and his underlings did the rest

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Implying the holohoax even happened.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

He occasionally “took a crap” in his pants, for various reasons, throughout his life. Not even George Brett would find that normal, for a man like Hitler!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Rotflmao

SniperWish
SniperWish

Wow! Most 56-year-olds haven’t done that in half a century!!!!!!!

SniperWish
SniperWish

Oh shït!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why does no one care??????????????

????????????????????

????????????????

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why has this thread been abandoned???

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why?

Evilember
Evilember

Some people think he was allergic to water or would have melted in it, BUT HE DRANK IT EVERY DAY!!!!!!!

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