How to increase turd size?

how to increase turd size?

Fiber. Ever since upping my fiber intake all my shits are massive logs that poke out of the water. One wipe max too.

Eat more you fucking twink

Walking is the best thing. Kiwi fruit also helps though. Mainly it is just walking, though.

I started walking to work and I noticed the difference straight away

>Those repeating numbers
You're big enough

WHAT THE FUCK.

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This can't be real. No woman inspects fucking turds.for fucks sake my wife makes me drop deuces in the basement because of the smell but I still drop em in the ensuite to piss her off.

This is what happens when you never beat your gf/wife.

So I'm not hopeless after all! But how do I show my epic dumps to them?

Look man, they never said they wanted to see the enormous turds. They just said they would rather be with a man who shits more than India than a man who cannot poop to save their lives.

u guys are fucking talking about poop size now? fuck this insecure website, I dont have to stay, this place just fucks with my mental health anyways, Im out cya fags.

shopped screenshot breh

its not real you fuckin retard

You'll be back

Psyllium husk and more fiber.

>not saying "it turds out they do"
missed opportunity tbqh famalam

Who /big brown turd/ here?

I hope one wipe is the minimum as well

Fucking turdlets

LaL

Doesn't count unless you bleed

Are you okay user?

Yeah, I'm just sick so haven't been eating properly and a bit dehydrated
Really hurt, it was impressive though

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