/FPH/ and /FPS/

Can someone explain to why fat women are so fucking entitled?

>24 years old
>Actually love my job giving samples at Walmart for over 2 years
>Gets a new girl
>Fat, 52, mom, and "disable"
>"I have a 151 IQ (later change to 181 IQ as of today)"
>watches Big Bang Theory
>Tells me that she is disable and NEEDS to be at my home town store since its closer to her home
>Brags that she is a faster learner
>She processes to use my ice bucket as a fucking trash can when there is an trash cans all around her
>Brags about her only son and how the whole town knows him
>None of my friends or family never heard of this kid
>"I'm older so better than you" bitch vibe
>Trying REALLY hard to be friends with her and nice to her since we need to work as a team
>Found out today she is disable due to heart attack
>Explains that she needs to sit down due to this
>"I'm soooo good with skincare"
>I excuse myself to reapply sunscreen
>She never applys sun protection even though she uses physical exfoliants
>triggers my skincare autism (I know I'm a faggot)
>Still having a very hard time bonding with her for work purposes

You know for someone with an 181 IQ, why she serving samples at a Walmart, had a heart attack and does nothing to prevent it like losing weight, and that sun exposure is destroying her skin even more?

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IQ != Wisdom

What the fuck I thought that was pizza

some people are created for the sole purpose of wasting your time
don't give her the satisfaction, put her in her place, but do it in a way where she can't really complain to management about it

>You are what you eat.

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>why are womyn entitled
Liberals

it's a documentary of an autopsy of an very unhealthy specimen. Besides the fat, her liver dies weeks before she did and her lungs are horrible. But the thing is, she apparently was against alcohol and smoking.

Fatty liver will kill your liver just as surely as alcohol.

>At least I have a girlfriend
>Mfw shes not your girlfriend but everybody's girlfriend.
>Mfw I have no face.

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kek. it's like unearthing ancient civilizations, in bacon.

Good. fatties are kill.

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fuck i recognized that microphone from our news channel
that boy's from warwick RI

youtube.com/watch?v=94g2zIV6b-Y

Fat, not even once.

His patchy head from pulling his hair out makes me gag.

Mother of god.

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>wanting a healthy mate is shocking
fuck this timeline

Good gym motivation this

>i love you baby, and i want you to be healthy so we can lead a productive life together
>omg like for realz? You selfish fuck! How dare you care about my long term health.
>uh huuuh yo' go gurl, fuk dat MAN, he dont love you, go do you. And by you i mean go eat pizza and cry on the internet you brave queen.

Just fucking why is this a thing.

Society is fucked man.

These threads are always good motivation. I always dump in them when I find them hoping that I will find something that will make me angry enough to keep myself focused for the next few days.

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Shame me into being a better person /fph/

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damn, lookit dem tiddies

Jesus how can you look at yourself in the mirror without being ashamed?

Who cares? You're never going to make it anyway.

I only weigh like 170 somehow, barely make "overweight" BMI

just unhealthy as fuck

I drink less soda in a year. How can you people even drink that shit

I am making it, how else am I going to fulfill my dream of getting didgeridood?

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It mixes well with vodka

sit at the computer all day like a fat fuck, with a bottle of soda next to you. drinking it just becomes a habit

>make
Don't purchase soda in the first place and it won't be an issue

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I'm all against fat chicks but you gotta be able to squat your gf for at least for 10 reps come on

>the face recognition on the pie

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Bloody hell

that shit eating grin

Are fat people in America really this delusional and pathetic, jesus

Should be classed as animal cruelty

poor doggo

I wish they wouldn't make shit up all the time.

another user said that she was actually sad for this and started crying right after the last word.

>how do your legs hold up your body??? How do theu not just snap in half???
They seriously don't see the irony in this?

Someone needs to make a 3D animation of this fall, I don't get it at all.

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O B S E S S E D

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What show is this?

I went to the UK and it was the first time ever I saw someone who was such a fatass on a permobil. Fucking no one gets them here if you're not disabled or have no legs.

Why are anglo countries such cucks to fat people? refuse to give them this shit they dont need that makes them even more fat. what the fuck.

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What the fuck am I looking at here, is that a legg

>I want attention that I don't want

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Jesus
fucking
Christ

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>double wide seats
These are a thing?

10/10

They are down here in the south. They are about the size of a love seat. Highschool couples on dates use them to sit together, or fat grandmas

>women

Who are this mysterious squad of vigilantes?
Breaking fat-enabling appliances in public places, making society better one reinforced toilet at a time.

>where do I sign up

I've literally never even heard of a double-wide theater seat. The closest I've ever seen has been those comfy power recliners and those are maybe - maybe - 125% as wide as a normal seat.

t. Colorado

We got them in the Netherlands, but they're snuggle seats for couples

I imagine they're used by fatties often

>iPod

What decade is this from?

>once you've been fat for 7 years it's PERMANENT!

Come on now, this isn't bait?

i probably drink that much diet soda in 2 weeks lol
rip my kidneys

The foot specifically didn't come off the floor though, and it says she fell around the walker.

Wolfson chips are great faggot

What the fuck is this Rick and Morty trash that keeps getting posted here?

The thing that shocked me was that she was 65 years old.

I had no fucking idea there were 65 morbidly obese people, I always thought they died at 45 from a heart attack, lucky ones up to 55 but not more than that.

Damn, 65, that's gotta be a record

>squatting 2.5x your bw for 10 reps

Prolly not 2.5Bw
But looks like 2pl8 at least, 100kgx10 isnt soemthing errybody can do

youre a failure and always will be fatcunt

Are you retarded?

lmao that's not even 1/day
bring something on nigga, I dont shame for free

>drinking more than 1(one) 0.33 cola zero a week

The weight distribution can be a bit of a problem.

>drinking any cola

Get off your high horse, seriously.

god doesn't le exist morty!
but fatphobia does!

I usually drink Dr Pepper when I drink something, my point was that it should be sugar-free and not more often than one can once a week.

Are you?

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Gets me every time

I'm kill

I hope you'll enjoy having shitty teeth

Non masculine men are such a disgusting and disgraceful sight that I feel a strong urge to call them out on it whenever I see them on the street (usually orbiting a dry cunt and nodding). If nothing else they're fucking up the world by bending over and enabling the lunatic bitches.

This is true, but the hardship is what makes you a better person.

Also whenever somebody asks what my favorite desert is it's always caramel covered french fries.

Never trust a fatty.

Living in a small town sounds fun desu

Wouldn't the sweetness of the caramel clash with the salt from the fries?

What happened to Steven Assanti?

Did someone take off their socks, then eat a whole box of twinkies, two sandwiches and down a whole jug of orange juice while on a public shitter?

Its probably 81 and she assumed a 1 in front of it