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How do you avoid wizard status? I'm 20yo, in college, made out with a few chicks but never could seal the deal. I'm 6'3, 188lbs (skinnyfat). Is it me being autistic or am I missing out something else?

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im 24 and i just got my x-ray vision. i heard once you reach lvl 30 you unlock the flying talent

women are like dogs, they can smell your desperation

You're probably just being autistic, but getting in better shape won't hurt

so im fucked because i want to fuck? how do i get rid of this
yessir, school is kicking my ass though idk what to do about that
24h gym at my apartment though, is going to gym at 2-3am bad for you?

>tfw 26 years old and never even kissed a girl due to deep seated intimacy issues resulting from:
>tfw raped by man when 4
>tfw wizard but can't even get the powers because technically not a virgin

feels bad man. At least I don't think about it while I'm exercising.

>tfw kissless 25 old virgin
>failed any social interaction at school, was fat, weak and bullied
>got a job and started to lift
>people start to talk to me but realise 5 min later that I cant hold a conversation, only talk about lifting and I am boring

Fuck my life

Same. Match constantly on tinder
>wow your a real muscle man, i bet you are big in all the right places ;)
>symmetry is a difficult and often overlooked aspect of bodybuilding. Having the discipline to not fully develop one particular body part in order to maintain balance and aesthetic flow can quite a difficult task psychologically. It can often feel like im underperforming knowing i could develop my traps further, but i have to acknowledge it would make my overall body appearing more narrow, and thus ruin my broad shape. But thank you, i do strive to ensure i develop at a consistent and even pace
>k

Women are miserable, stupid cunts, incapable of holding a conversation. I unironically wish i was gay.

>raped by man
>by man
>man
>an
>n
>nigger

>6'3
>wizard
lmfao just b urself

are you a virgin if you have sex but dont cum?

>got laid before 22
Travel and don't be a sperg

Nah you're just ugly.

YOU WANT ME FIGHT? I FIGHT

>I'm 20yo
I'm 28, almost 29. Just end it all.

What do you mean you could never seal the deal? You are probably just ugly. Girls would throw themselves at me in HS but I would reject them because I was so insecure and scared. I grew some balls in my early 20s and called some of these ho's up when I was in town and fucked them. Unless you are literally rejecting pussy thrown at you, blaming "autism" for your virginity is bullshit. You don't need to have amazing conversation skills (LOL) if you wanna bang. It's all about HEIGHT FACE FRAME.

>they smell desperation
But I am not desperate, in fact I havent had sex for so long that I couldnt care less anymore, I would just like to fuck one last time just to make some girl pregnant to pass my genes, but even that is unlikely, by your logic women should be all over me.

You sound pretty desperate to me

Then you dont know what desperate is

This senpai
Turned down all girls during my teenage years because I was madly insecure.
Reach 20s realise you get nowhere being insecure
Stop giving a fuck.

Socialising is easy, have a drink to calm the nerves if needed.

Desperate is coming on Veeky Forums and begging for advice then claiming you're not desperate

But I am the one giving advice or providing insight, also where else does one go to socialise on the internet? Most forums where people used to talk about stuff are dead.

I dont care about girlfriends I just want to have friends but everytime, autism wont leave me alone
>group of students : hey wanna go see this movie tonight ?
>me : sorry I dont skip leg days
Everytime

after I lost my virginity with 25 I lost all interest in strength, even in female attention. I just want to get back between some sugar walls, best with a hot girl attached to it

Y-Yume?

That just sounds like social anxiety
Wake up earlier
go gym in the morning
quit being boring

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>sorry I dont skip leg days
I do a ppl without fixed rest days. Just do them when I feel like it or when life forces it

> F A C E
> V A L I D A T I O N

What's female version of wizard? I'm fast approaching

witch. A five year old could've answered that question

Where do you live I 'll do you the honours

>avoid
What ? Volcel life is the life to be. Once you realise what a waste of time females are, once you spend some time with them, you just begin to hate them

LONDON

Come on now, how does that even happen? You can lose it in a heartbeat.
>inb4 I’m waiting for love or whatever

yeah same
lifted some time ago, but was never really serious
now trying to do it serious, at least one last try

Im 25 virgin but not a kisless, there was a few chicks I "almost" penetrated.. but the problem was with the last one, made out with her, we went to her place and I was so fucking nervous, I couldnt get hard, the worst part is, that when we were outside making out, I was hard as rock and thought Im gonna slay that dragon but fucked up.

Told my gymbro the next day what happened and he gave me pic related, anyway, is it gonna help me the next time Im with a girl, so I can actually get hard and fuck her?

Chicks dig older guys, or at least ones who know what they are doing (hint: at 20, you don't know what you're doing, even if you think otherwise). Just keep doing your own thing, and latest in a few years, chicks of all ages will throw themselves at you.

couldn't get hard with the first two girls I've been with. Came too early with the third. Taking all those meds might not be a smart choice. What if it fucks with your dick somehow permanently?

This was me. So muh regret over passing sweet teen pussy. Still craving it tho but i dont want to go in jail.

im 20 virgin. had a few opportunities with girls who were 100% down but always ignored them. ill just visit a hooker sometime, you should do the same user

Another man ruined by a fag. I'm sorry to hear that man, it's common with gays.
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30 in October.

Fucked if I know user. I'm 18 and nearly all my mates have fucked and I'm still a kissless virgin. Worst thing is I'm a slightly autistic natural beta who's learned how to act confident and normie, meaning that even my autistic self has noticed female interest in the past from 3 very attractive girls, and I've fucked it up by not going for it each time.

Thing is, I've got to a point where anytime I notice female interest I automatically start rejecting them to avoid it being worse when I mess up and their interest dies anyway.

Socially adjusted Veeky Forumsizens, help me brehs.

Are you mentally challenged. How do you kiss a girl and not fuck her? Like literally what do you do after just be like well thats all better go home.

Never going out + severe social retardation

33. Was wizard up until a few weeks ago. Had sex with a young 8/10 who was really fucking into me. Got head, gave head, intercourse, lasted long enough.


Sex is overrated. I now have one less thing to live for, leaving exactly zero things left to live for. Maybe not doing this and living in illusion would have been better,

Why think of all the pussy you could have had? Think of all the pussy you averted, all the bastard children and diseases you didn't get.

Its like when you crave cake or fap to tranny porn. It seems like a really good idea at the time and feels really good but afterwards you're left with regret.

The modern women is trash, just be happy you have no love-children or diseases. I know you'll think of me as a fedora tipper but deep down you know I'm right. I too get the hankering for pussy, but at what cost are you willing to go to get it? I rather be alone than deal with these vapid, useless cunts just to get my dick wet once a week.

My goal is to meet a nice church girl and not have sex until we're married, and I'm dead fucking serious about that because I KNOW it will bring the most fulfillment to my life.

>Sex is overrated

Dependent on the girl. Some are boring during sex, others are animals.
The latter are 10x as fun + it feels better than fapping

She was really sexually aggressive, moaning and groaning, was writhing on the bed and pseudo-resisting waiting for me to restrain her down, locked legs around me, was really kissing me passionately.

Sex was nice. Like, it was fun for a while. I would compare my level of enjoyment to eating a very good meal. I ate her out and was good enough to make her cum, which was nice; she was shaved, was pinching her pink hard little nipples, smooth thighs around my ears, that part was kinda good. Was hard, didn't go soft or too nervous, penetrated for a few minutes but had no pelvis power/technique so no jackhammerring just slow movements until I came (used a condom). Kissing was OK. Like everything else I assume if I felt anything for her I'd be more aroused/emotionally invested.

If I had to choose between that and having a really intense Quake match, I'd choose Quake.

Maybe I really did start too old; had I been 16 and impressionable I'm sure this would have rocked my fucking world. But I'm not 16, I'm 33, and I've seen and done some shit in my life and this experience isn't really the most intense thing life could offer, for better or worse, it's so overhyped to hell and back; like I said, in terms of pleasure it was like eating a good meal, but far more complicated and mentally taxing to get to. I've had far more enjoyable Magic: The Gathering games with friends back in the day, or live concerts of my favorite bands, or even coding something cool or solving a difficult problem.

Fuck it, I was more pumped after hitting a PR once. Sex is just weak sauce in comparison.

Well working out too late prevents HGH release during sleep, contributing to less gains. Plus being tired and lifting will make you lift less and more prone to injury.

If you work out, do so several hours before sleeping.

>t. medfag

Also. Read Mark Manson Models. Inb4 shilling, it is basically
>Have character, live an interesting and fulfilling life, care about your appearance and not only will girls be a secondary goal, you will meet good ones automatically.

Basically dont put pussy on the pedestal. Like other anons said, women smell neediness. Women like to feel desired but dont want a guy they can easily get.

My path to getting more women started with a simple question
>What sets me apart from the average male that likes going out with his friends, drinking and liking sports?

I made a list and realized I was severely lacking in extraordinarity. One tends to think of themselves as a special individual until you directly compare yourself no holds barred to your fellows.

Tl dr here are things I fixed that instantly worked
>fixed my fashion sense
>learned two new languages
>started travelling waaaay more (easy way to meet new people and broaden your horizon)
>get a bucketlist and work it off
>went to south America and the states (eurofag), plan more trips atm
>did the Veeky Forums 100, became much more well read (more people read more than you think, hooked up with a chick in Budapest because we both liked Gabriel Garcia Marquez and talked about it )
>started muay Thai and had two fights already
>did parachuting

You get the idea, fulfill your goals without caring about pussy too much.

Also, get a bunch of actual friends you connect with deeply. They will help you with girls and shared experiences are much more fun.

>am 5'10 King of manlets DYEL and have unvirgined myself ever since I started this way

I wish I was 6'3 like you, there were beautiful women that were just not attracted to me, but life goes on.

Godspeed user

>End of blogpost.

Oh fuck look at those feet hnng

Varg is retarded fucking nerd. Like such a loser holy shit.

>Thing is, I've got to a point where anytime I notice female interest I automatically start rejecting them to avoid it being worse when I mess up and their interest dies anyway.
Wew lad same here. I had a 8/10 throw her ass on me in the club and I walked away.

Fair enough.
It could be that you imagined it would be more amazing than it actually is. , Between vidya and sex, I'd rather sex everytime + yeah if you're actually into the girl (I hope) it becomes way more sensual, other positions may be more enjoyable too, doggy if you're going all out cowgirl to get her to ride

>I would compare my level of enjoyment to eating a very good meal

>If I had to choose between that and having a really intense Quake match, I'd choose Quake.

>I've had far more enjoyable Magic: The Gathering games with friends back in the day

I love this board.

Capped. Thanks a lot, user.

19 year old khv, how do I avoid wizardry lads?

only reason you find this funny is because you're rail acc is shit and you can't time any items you scrub.

Same.

Learn how to do something actually useful and not just how to make yourself look pretty and maybe you wouldn't be so triggered.

Cats would be a better analogy.

What something useful like making a giant D&D type game where you actually have to roll dice to farm the wool to make your clothes? NERD? VARG IS A FUCKING NERD.