>10 am
>already ate 800 calories
10 am
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Please tell me she has a dick
Nah she's just compensating for being a titlet.
tfw no flat gf with bubble butt
my guy
>at work
>theres this 30yo latina milf
>cute face, flat chest and most beautifull small jiggly ass you have ever seen
>mfw she complimented my vtaper lately
my god the things i would do to her
>ywn have a cute, young gf who is into anime and vidya and cosplay
I have only ever dated normie girls. My wife is as normie a chick as it gets. A sweet, innocent little farm girl who thinks anime and vidya is for nerds. Now that I'm making gains, I realize I should have gone after this kind of chick at an anime convention or something.
>started bulking today
>1300 kcal breakfast
Ask her out, user, break that ass
The cute ones are all attention whores who do it purely for the orbiters and the insta cash. Either that or they are insane.
Depending on your moral code you'd be better off railing one on the side and getting it out of your system.
Only 8hunnit calories at 10am
It's like you don't even want to get big CMON
>not permabulking all day every day
It's like you don't even want to get big.
nah she has kid now and is married, im not that kind of a guy
id love having flirts/smiles with her sometimes, were innocent tho
im 25 kissless virgin lmfao
Kys
rude
Sorry user, pls forgiv me
surprised she's still alive and uploading videos. any other fat youtubers i should be keeping track of other than boogie?
Who is this?
ok
i know im stupid but can i get the sauce on op please
Belle Delphine on facebook
Took me 50 seconds with reverse image search and scrolling for a couple moments on funnyjunk comments
+1 to you, and same.
I'm at 1680/1820
Fuck
I appreciate your service
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why do those retarded ahegao faces make me so hard?
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You're welcome.
I hear ya man, my gf is sweet as pie and has a rockin body but I want crazy weirdo sex and embarrassing hobbies.
It's like she's so quintessential sweetheart that she's boring me.
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
You think you do, but you don't. Girls that are into anime, vidya, and cosplay are just huge drains on your life and will constantly flirt with everyone.
They have no real hobbies besides watching anime and playing vidya, so once you've gotten past that you'll understand how shallow they really are.
Treasure your innocent little farm girl, user.
I posted the source a couple posts earlier.
I know but I wanted to post anyways
>11:47 AM
>0 calories
feelsgoodman
Describes my ex to a T.
>11:51
>4 scrambled eggs and an apple
>dunno, don't count calories
>2PM
>800 calories
>104g protein
Then another 800 calories + 104g protein at night and I am bulking while cutting.
Making it.
>she
>dick
literally one of the most basic things possible
We're obviously talking about a feminine penis.
Pretty sure it's Jess Southern.
>1am
>Had fuckton of wings, basket of fries a loaded burger anda couple beers
So much for my cut
>cutting in October
>8am
>800 calories
Step up your Bloatmaxxing game
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What's her eye routine? Can I achieve those eyes natty?
When bulking I try to aim at around 1300 kcal for breakfast, that way I don't have to binge as much before bed.
Halloween bruh
>12pm haven't even brushed my teeth
Fuck
>Still dinner and post-dinner snack to go
>up to 2200 cals
Man I'm so glad I started bulking, it's much more fun, I will never look good anyways, might as well get as strong as I can
is that...is that a fucking taco bell shirt?
>8 pm
>700 calories
I did 1100 calories before 11am.
Its not possible to bulk while cutting you moron.
>3 tablespoons of ranch
I hate this feel
It does. You know it does.
>butter and ranch take up more than 50% of calories
>8pm
>just finished my 3000th kilocalorie
CMON let's get BIG
this desu
just shag one and let the idea die it's not worth dating those mentally unstable whores
i think he means lean gains?
4pm just woke up 2hrs ago and haven't eaten
fuck me up
>Breakfest
>have trouble eating 3 eggs
I"M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT GODDAMNIT
lmao
>10am
>not even 800 calories
>how am I doin lads
I want to see her get Veeky Forums
The late fucked up my sugar, but it's not a bad day.
>tfw Mom makes a complicated dish so you cant count your calories
I-I ate 3000 cals lads I swear
what app is this?
myfitnesspal
this is the browser view
Thank you!
>can only think of her being huge, that shirt stretched over pectitties, with her delts traps and abs on full display
what have you done to me Veeky Forums
I mean she's wearing colored contacts in the first pics since her eyes are poop-colored.
How the fuck does lean gains even work, I'm eating 1800 cals/day doing IF and while I'm losing a ton of weight while not losing anything on my lifts there's no fucking hope of me adding weight to them.
I've probably lost 7lbs of actual fat in the past month, 14lbs total lost from 192 and I'm at 1.5/2.5/3.5/5 on my lifts. If there was a way to put on even like 1.5lbs to my lifts per week while cutting I'd be all for it.
that pb sandwich... is that right? two slices of bread is 200, then pb is another 200 min
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Outside of noon gains, you don't add muscle or gain strength while cutting.