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I don't understand why you guys need to make everything super complicated

this is how I've been eating my chicken for a couple of months now

>boil some rice
>salt pepper on the chicken
>throw that shit onto a hot pan

done, you have a tasty juicy meal in 10 minutes.

pic related, I'm eating that right now

Your rice looks overcooked, retard

it's not

Your chicken looks like poorly seasoned dry overcooked shit and the ketchup doesn't belong there.

Exactly, like when I'm cutting I get a bowl of ice and throw some siracha sauce on it. Tastes like pizza. Simplicity is key

>ketchup

people still eat this shit?

it's sriracha.

>sriracha

People still eat that shit?

well yes, those who aren't low t. at least

>Sriracha
>That amount
I will not believe you until you upload a webm of yourself where you show a timestamp to the camera, take a bottle of sriracha, pour 1 tsp, and eat it, all in one take.

Sriracha isn't even that spicy user

WhAt are you fucking 5

Lmao. Low capsaicin tolerance correlated with low T. user. Get yourself checked you pussy

Jesus christ sriracha is literally one of the least spicy "hot" sauces you can find, are you underage or something?

I can literally (LITERALLY, not figuratively) mouthwash half a Tabasco bottle and swallow and I can't tolerate sriracha for shit. Are you all joking or do they sell you shit tier girly sriracha in America?

back to plebbit.

Lmao got enough meme sauce faggot?

Into a hot pan?

But I'm white what if that ends up being too spicey for me?

Oats and chicken
Beans and chicken
Rice and chicken
Buckweat and horse meat
Chicken soup
This is how I'm going to eat this week

>>Sometimes you want an inteicately and elaborately prepared meal. Sometimes you want to put some chicken in a pan with oil. Variety is a beautiful thing.

>horse meat

Now hold up there young man..

Canned horse meat is ~$1.5 in my country, hence a nice supplement to a poorfag diet

Do you think siracha is that spicy? It's nothing lol

In UK here I literally put 2-3x the amount of siracha on my chicken than OP how much of a fucking child are you? Tobacco is not spicy you dildo

I eat basic shit too. my gf is the one who makes the complicated shit.

>white rice
Fucking pleb

>be you
>claim that you make food so delicious and tasty
>then you smother it in sriracha sauce to make it edible

the city of you

Sounds comfy desu, keep it up user

Thank you

>white people