Social gains

What do I say to this high test asian qt

>I cant wait to waylay your pussy, Wei Lin.

She looks fat

>Hahaha

There isn't much room for conversation friend.

Dubs decide the next reply thread now.

I eat ass btw

>Y-you too

what a fucking waste of quad dubs

-1/10

Just ask for her number / to meetup.

Why is that so difficult? If you match then clearly there is mutual physical attraction.

You aren't her friend. You're a potential sexual partner, so stop trying to converse with women.

ALWAYS BE ESCALATING.

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Haha well I'm honored to be the first. Where are you from cutie?

>honored
>where are you from
>cutie

I'm a wizard and this is terrible.

"People tell me I have good taste in men too"

>I can't wait to be wai-lin your name out later

You'd be my first t-too

>now hows your taste in (se)men

I've been with 14 girls this year brah, i think he'll be alright

There's a first time for everything. Like anal sex.

holy fuck yhe amount of 2s

Haha glad to be the first.

Can you help me solve a riddle?


After she asks what the riddle is type this in

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Hopefully she put her phone number. If she puts up some resistance just say, "i figured out the first three ;)" and fill in your area code.

Then get her number and make plans to chill

Tell her "omae wa mou shindeiru wasabi chan"

If dubs you must do it.

thats beta

Did something similar on another girl

>this is how i get all the grills

if you're spending this much time thinking about a reply, you wont get laid

>Are you intellectually impaired? I never explictly stated that you have good taste in men, so I'm not sure why you feel the need to claim that I did. I asked you if anyone else in your life has made that comment. "Hahaha" isn't an appropriate response to a Yes or No question. Seriously, what the hell is your problem?

>that avi

This would be funny if she didn't say "you'd be the first" you retard

"Are you an archaeologist?"

works every time

I wanna hear ur weilin in my bed.

>Wanna go all the Wei with me?

Hello, it appears my husband has been having some free time lately, I am sorry, rest assure he will regret this

Say
>>you'll be wailing once you're been railing your hi test pusy, Wei Lin

winner winner chicken dinner

Reply I bet your parents never will haha

Hows high school going tho?

>I've been looking for a submissive Asian cutie, are you that girl?

It's ok, I'm gonna flunk maths but whatever

Jesus christ that picture.

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DUMP THE LOAD, MOVE TO THE NEXT VIABLE SLUT

>can I ask you a question before I get youn Number?
>blah blah
>whats your number?

Ask her if she's ever been on a helicopter ride

Get the helicopter

Tell her to eat shit

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"do you have some sort of eating disorder? you seem to really like starving to death?

Who u gon genocide first

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>worldwide revolution will take less time than kissing
think you just got rejected user

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solved your riddle fag

WRONG

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Be careful out there bros

OH shit.. no wonder why I have mouth herps
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Tell her u wanna start the revolution soon at her place or your place

>tfw don't live in Vermont

fucking hell what a ride we´re in

Really interesting that Alaska is #1. Would love to know why. Pic unrelated

omae wa mou shindeiru

I'm in bed "studying"

Marxist revolution might help her lose weight.

Take that back user

P L U M P
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gross

also asians stink and have bad hygiene

what do i say, i might post more since i have like 8 other matches and idk what to say anymore cause im getting anxious about everything

>always matched on Tinder
>always unmatched almost immediately without a chance to talk

I'd rather not get any matches at all. This is just insulting.

>Utah 46

Yeah boiiiiii

Ask if you can see her garden (if you know what I mean ;))

whats up with her eye? Is it just a weird camera angle?

>boost
>paying for Tinder

lol

u tryna get the pipe?

Im so lonely I dont know what to do anymore

Not bad actually. It means ur (first) pics are good, but ur description is probably retarded.

FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER

Solid point, I guess I should just start experimenting more. Also, even though I'm very outgoing, I have no fucking photos to show for it so that's a major problem.

> filthy commie trash

>almost never matched on tinder
>when I do it's women who are 5/10s at best
>never got a single response
>not even passable looks for tinder sluts

Pretty humbling desu, though the longest I ever had the account was a week or so and I don't really have any good pictures, still though, not being good enough for some 5/10 thottie is kinda depressing.

>meet girl online
>talk for a couple months
>have a lot in common but 17 hours apart
>sends me selfies first
>qt3.14
>send some of my selfies
>get called a happy and cute man with a cute voice
>ask if interested in meeting up
>she agrees
>tell her my game plan and date, she says she is good to go that weekend
>happening in a couple weeks
>already got plane ticket
>she offers to buy ticket, decline
>fast forward to today
>she talks about her preferences in men and I was "invisible" in group chat
>likes mixed men, I am pure white
>likes tanned men, I am a ghost
>hates small dicks
>tfw 4" length 5" girth
>plan was to bone her and bail

Should I abort mission? Would her talking about her preferences in men in a group chat solidify me in the friend zone? I don't wanna waste hundreds if I am not gonna get laid.

my bio and pics
I'm getting matches but i dont if they all just wanna fuck or date. I'm overthinking it but i wish i had that goatee still but interviews suck ass. also surprise cause i think im a 2/10 i think are doing this out of pity. If you know me in rl i say hi or call me a fucking brown manlet.

Id rail that tight little blonde slut, post her pics

checked

ask her what her left eye is looking at

Remove the pic with the other guy. in glasses. He frame mogs you hard which is not very attractive

>that picture with Talcum X

Is this bait....

loo

Is it fun to stay at the YMCA?

I have flannel sheets and a dominoes next door

Delete pic 2, 4 and 6. And change that bio user, you sound like a twink looking for a man. Kinesiolohy sounds cool tho.

>tfw get girl's number
>tfw no desire to continue conversation after
What's wrong with me

FUCK OP JUST POST GOOD PICK UP LINES

i want to bruh
i dont cause im stupid
she has more but idk that ass pic that is gr8
what about the archaeologist joke?
Yeah and get that SJW girls they love that shit from what i've talked too. Tho im more harder on the left but im not here to talk politics right now.
im the one you wanna make a wall over
sometimes i get free gym access when i work there and it has all i need desu.
will do! thanks a bunch and what do you recommend i put for my bio? and Kinesiology is great i can call faggots out on Veeky Forums and its what 85% of physical therapist do for their major.

thanks a bunch Veeky Forums i really appreciate the help

I got the snap btw

I thought that was niggers

I'd imagine because there's not a lot of people up there. If only a few are infected, that's a large percentage.

>likes mixed men
>hates small dicks

She can have her preferences, but it doesn't make her any less of a fucking whore. Should've gotten her to pay for the ticket you cuck. Can you refund the ticket? If so then do it, and block this cunt on all social media.

Lit, low key. Stay woke, turnt

Too much flirt not enough number getting

Her garden aka her bush aka her happy trail aka her vagina.

>people actually use pickup lines on tinder

from all the screenshots you'd think this is the main thing people do. wait, is it? god damn I must be a grump old man because it seems like young people cannot stop being retarded. actual pickup lines are an unironic thing now. huh.

I got it m8 dont worry