One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born gay
>very handsome
>somehow develop a fetish for middle-aged/old fat guys without being molested
>I can get sex literally whenever I want and it's the best sex they'll ever have
>lifts are inspired by pure spiritual energy instead of a need for females
>constantly shut girls down

I actually feel terrible for straightlets this is literally the life.

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That's nice faggot, enjoy your AIDS

>born gay
Kek good one

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>born gay
get the fuck out of here

>born gay

[Citation needed]

The chance of contracting AIDS if you take a load in the butt from a virulent nigger are still less than 1/100

You have a better chance dying from gonnohrea from licking a pussy
:^) sorry you lose

>born straight
>molested as a child by older kid
>think nothing of it for years and years
>start feeling more and more attracted to men throughout my adolescence
>fully bisexual
I honestly feel bad for gays and straights, I have double the amount of potential fucks

>born gay
I'm gay and you're stupid

content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1815538,00.html

Gay men literally have female brain patterns starting from birth.
Are there really people so stupid that they think it's environmental..?

>born gay

This

It's impossible to be born gay faggot. Any genes that are directly tied to homosexuality would have weeded out by evolution IMMEDIATELY

Being gay is a glorified fetish

Double the disappointment when you still can't get any, loser.

It starts developing from infancy due to the behavior of the mother. There's no gay gene. The idea that sexuality is inborn and cannot change is also at odds with the current progressive narrative.

Families with gays in them literally had an evolutionary advantage by reason of a male fulfilling both roles and making a tribe stronger socially - which is why the number of gay people has been growing.

You are a literal reddit-tier idiot for trying to talk about genetics without knowing that basic fact

Keep posting tumblr memes you dirty butt lover

Ill bet you think fat women used to be considered attractive too you faggot

>born gay
>somehow develop a fetish for middle-aged/old fat guys without being molested

You weren't born gay, you likely had a disengaged father. When you tried to be like him and he ignored you, you became ashamed of your masculinity and got confused of your gender identity. This confusion became sexual and now you seek the attention of men like your father.

nu-males amaze me.
newnownext.com/homosexuality-ted-talk-james-o-keefe/11/2016/

Even conservative science now adopts the fact that this evolutionary advantage existed socially and had nothing to do with sex.

I know for a fact you manchildren won't read it but here's one of a few studies examining this evolutionary benefit being passed on
(the one I linked being possibly most comprehensive in methodology)
rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/282/1809/20150429


I can only imagine that by denying literal science, you are opposing your deep-rooted homosexual desires

>sucks dick and watches ted talks
>calls others nu-males

Im also bi. It is cool and all, but that means you get to attracted to much, much more people than a normal person.
Im not sure if this is only me but that means I get butterflies in my stomach all day

cool reddit reaction image xD

What kind of pseudo-scientific bullshit is this. Apply occam's razor

What is more likely evolution one on one removing the genes that lead to non-reproductive sex

Or somehow homosexual men indirectly making the tribe "socially" stronger (what ever the fuck that means) and thus led to more offsprings and a better tribe

>develop a fetish for middle-aged/old fat guys
>pure spiritual energy

I sometimes wish I were gay. It seems like a more exciting lifestyle. Not having to deal with women sounds like the perfect life.

apply occam's razor
what's more likely
an evolutionary trait that helps an individual
an evolutionary trait that helps multiple individuals

>gay
>husband never minded me when i wasn't fit
>got fit just to enjoy telling girls i'm gay
my petty secret

If you're caucasian, please make children using surrogacy

>one chance at life
>be fucking white
I blew it.