Sexual Health - Limp like Noodle?

>finally achieve 1 gf after year of trying
>qt3.14 with the same interests and nice body, 3 dates in, I make the move while we're watching youtube videos and it works!
>eat her out, finger her and suck on her tits, i get ohhs, ahhs and "don't stops"
>she shoves her hand down my shorts
>My dick that was previously hard as fuck when I started is now a limp noodle
>try in vain to get it started back up again
>nothing works
>she is still cool with it and I improvise, I promise her that next week will be better
>hold off on jacking off for a whole week
>she comes over, just like before, we're having a good time
>cock manages to get hard but shoving it in a challenge, it starts getting limp and her pumping doesn't help at all.
>I have to use all four fingers to keep her satisfied
>she's happy but I end the night feeling like a effeminate cuck


Holy shit Veeky Forums what the fuck do I do? I'm 27 years old. I don't smoke or do drugs. I exercise regularly and can do several pull ups and dips in a row. My current squat is 295 lbs and my current deadlift is 335. I don't do that much cardio but I can still run if i have to.

I do jack off a lot but I've toned it down to 2-3 times a week. I do it with sheets and no lube and sometimes, laying on my stomach so I'm worried that i've turned my dick into sandpaper.

What do I do? Lotion? Viagra? Do I just embrace my cuck status? This isn't supposed to fucking happen!

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Nofap and noporn for 90 days starting right now. You will be cured, I promise. Don't delay and don't let any pathetic porncucks convince you otherwise.

You've been doing porn, haven't you?

>no lube
>laying on my stomach
yeah that's the problem. One month of nofap was enough for me to cure my ED.

>noporn is a meme goy!
You should do noporn and nofap and the problem will solve itself within weeks probably. After you solved your ED you can fap, but don't watch porn (or very seldomly).
> can do several pull ups and dips IN A ROW
A normal healthy man should be able to do about 10 bodyweight pull-ups at the very least.

Thank you so much bros! I've done a week already since I didn't cum yesterday night. I will do this! 3d girls all the way!

guilty

I've been there bro. Youre just nervous as hell and getting performance anxiety. Take it slow and get to know her some more and don't overthink it when you're about to bang. Don't think "stay hard stay hard" but "man I'm bout to get this dick sucked that cool"
Might take a couple tries but if she's actually gf material she'll understand and be patient till you get it

literally had this exact problem 2 months ago when i got my first girlfriend
it's simply performance anxiety
stop thinking 'i need to be hard' and just enjoy it
if it starts going limp, ask her to suck your dick or something, that always got me going again
once you've managed to fuck her properly a couple of times you'll stop worrying and it will be fine
also, try using more lube and using a looser grip, your dick might just be insensitive

This is interesting. I think I have been really nervous going in both times. I've just got to learn to have fun. Thanks bro.

I trust my body, if my dick doesn't work with a girl then my dick doesn't want to fuck her, end of story. This is the true Chad way.

Bro, you've got to sleep more.

I can't get laid, because I don't bother with women, because I assume they don't want anything to do with me. Wat do?

Can confirm performance Anxiety. Had Gf of 5 years, never had any problems getting hard.

Break up, get with new girl, can't get it up because I want it to go up. Get to know this new girl better and all is good again.

My best advice is to just be straightforward about it and tell her whats up. If she is an actual keeper she will understand, make you feel more at ease and you will be banging her brainz out in no time. Godspeed user

>my 2cents

>and it works!
You deserve noodle dick

Dont masturbate and watch pornography for a month and you'll get boners when you see watermelons in the supermarket!

Anxiety. Classic anxiety.

>I do it with sheets and no lube
Whatever the fuck this is, stop it!

Ask her to dirty talk and use que words. Get teased a little bit, dry humping and fondling. Girls like teasing too. Don't think just feel her.

>I do it with sheets and no lube and sometimes, laying on my stomach so I'm worried that i've turned my dick into sandpaper.

You fucked up your dick user. Even if you managed to keep it up and penetrate you wouldn't feel shit and it would get flaccid again.

You should really really try nofap/noporn, I'm not shilling, but it seems like the only way you could fix your mind and dick. If you can't give up fapping, get a mild fleshlight and try the "death grip cure protocol", but do stop watching porn.

So I don't know if you remember, um, the comedian Gallagher? And Ghallagher used to smash watermelons and things, and the people in the front row would have to put on um raincoats or somethings to cover them because they'd get splattered by all the watermelons

Its. Stress. Calm the fuck down. The more you spaz out the worse it gets.

I have the exactly same problem, happend for the third time this weekend and I'm seing her next week. Already worrying about not getting it up, which means I won't.
feelsbadman

How do I make a girl orgasm? Got 1 day to learn, gonna just build anticipation and then rub her clit a bit, then do the come hither motion when I finger her
Is this about right?

this is what happens when you take stims and don't do cardio, boys.

>fool around with girl
>cant get hard because I wack off to bondage cuck porn 5 nights a week
>embarrassingly play it off
>do nofap noporn for 2 weeks
>fool around again
>as soon as she touches my dick I cum and start farting

That's literally me. Thanks for the laugh user

this actually sounds like performance anxiety.

It's probably stress. I've been in exactly same situation.

I advise you the next time you get to fuck her, eat some viagra or cialis. That way you will be diamond hard, and you will fuck her good.

After the first time u fuck her, then all your anxiety will disappear

Kegels and cardio. This is the answer my friend.

Don't think, just do.

Every time I start over thinking when I'm fucking, my dick starts to go flaccid, but staying totally in the moment keeps me rock hard the entire time

Pls respond

Viagra + Xanax

Get some confidence

Get shredded, fix your clothing, your hair, shave, and do whatever the fuck you think that will make you look better. That way the bitches will start to notice you more.

As someone who works in the pharmacy, buying Viagra is fucking stupid. Its a fucking rip off. Youre better off saving your money and getting 20mg Sildenafil.

Is this the first girl you're having sex with?

It may happen OP, just remember that sex, like every other activity, gets better with practice. I have the same problem when I get a new gf or fuck her for the first time, I'm always a bit nervous because I don't know what she can like and what not, so usually my first 2-3 times I'm in the bed with her I just "take the measures" and get to know her body and how to pleasure her. After this, all the stress and the anxiety disappears.

Just relax and keep doing it, eventually you will feel comfortable enough with her. Talk with her about that, she looks like a good grill and in the unlikely event that she could ditch you for that, then you just dodged a bullet.

Have you considered getting pegged or having her stick something up your butt to get going?

smoke weed faggot. Smoke a fat joint and have diamond dick.

Essentially what this guy says

Dont listen to the nofap drones, I used to have the same problem as you and I usually fap 2-3 times a week, sometimes even less.

Just keep fucking her and spend time with her naked In the bed, masturbating each other, kissing, you have to feel comfortable with her. Once the anxiety goes away, then you can fuck her

Okay I got a strange one

Never any sort of ED problems, have had girls suck/jerk me off for 30 mins no problem, always rock hard.
But then
>put on condom
>instant loss of boner
>every goddamn time
>take it off and i'm ready to roll
someone please help

> falling for the nofap meme

you deserved it user, sorry

Have you considered you might be gay?

MY PERFECT STACK FOR ROCK HARD ERECTIONS AND GOOD SEXUAL HEALTH

EXCERCISE
make sure your cardio is good. HIIT is a great way to do it, because it's very similar to sex.

Make sure you are doing your compound lifts and gaining strength

Breath control: very important. Practice deep breathing, in through the nose out through the nose. Meditation is also great for helping you adopt a relaxed demeanour

SLEEP
Get 7-8 hours of sleep per night. Make sure your phone is in airplane mode

DIET
Lower your dairy intake, and make sure to get enough fat in your diet. An easy way is to eat more whole eggs or add an extra half of an avocado daily. Also try to stay away from refined carbs. Donuts and shit like that are obviously put of the question

Celery, Tomato, Brocolli
Eggs, Potatos, Pomegranite, Pineapple,
Avocado, Fish, Lean beef, oyster
Garlic
Red wine, lots of water, green tea (good for relaxation),
Coffee: no more than 2 cups a day

SUPPLEMENTS

Vitamin D
Vitamin D3
Vitamin C
L-Arginine
L-Citruoline Malate
Macca

...

Been there. Try with XL condoms, they feel way better. Also practice at home, when you're fapping, put on a condom. This way your Dick gets accostoumed to them. It worked for me, more or less.. I still hate condoms with passion, but at least I can maintain my boner

Yeah actually. I kind of been fantasizing about her fucking my butt and calling me “her little faggot, little limped dick faggot loser” and that she will find some real man to fuck her later.

Thanks bro I'll give it a shot, those fucking "lifestyle" condoms are the worst

cumfarts are the best orgasms

I don't look bad or anything. Hell, I even had a grill or two look my way today, but I deliberately ignored them, because I trained myself to do so.

Not the guy you responded to but I have the same problem. The regular condoms always feel tight af too even though I'm only just over 6". Do I really need XL domes at that size?

I’m 7.5 inches and I can barely fit them on and they usually end up slipping off.

answer to all your questions guys
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>as someone who works in pharmacy
>pharmacy tech

smdh

I will be the third to say this.

no fap is only going to help if you couldn't get hard in the first place.

since you got hard no problem just by fingering her frontbutt there is no physical/mental desensitization. nofap is not what you need.

bud, you just got nervous, then you thought about it that's why your dick went soft. no big deal at all. just get really into it, kiss her, feel her, get really into the moment, smell her pussy mixed with sweat. taste her on your finger, make her taste herself. focus on her body and focus on your body and how things FEEL. don't think. like youre a fucking dog eating a plate of meatballs. that dog has nothing on it's mind besides how fucking tasty dem meatballs are.

>fwb with super hot girl
>first time, i can't get it up
>sometime after, I bang her, bust in like 5 strokes
>few weeks after that, bang her and I lasted 20-30 minutes
>a week after, bang her and last for 30 minutes
>took a break seeing her
>after 2 months, get her over my house
>took way too long to get it up
>when I did, busted in 2 minutes
>she comes over every week for 3 weeks, bust in 2 minutes

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME, I JUST WANNA FUCK

Start supplementing zinc, go grab a bottle of 50mg pills. Zinc literally makes me blow huge wads, even daily, and rock hard for 2nds and occasionally thirds within minutes. Use a multivitamin too, have good cardio since you got your hips and glutes in shape already from lifting. Performance anxiety is real, no biggy you'll get over it. Cut back on the porn, and if you do fap DO NOT DEATHGRIP - Sometimes that's hard when you develop strong grip from lifting, and ALWAYS ALWAYS use lube whenever you fap, porn or not, even for a quickie.
I never had issues staying hard, but had issues cumming from moderate intercourse and the last two suggestions have done amazing things for me, the zinc was just a bonus after that.

fuck her again in the same night! and again!

man if some hot thot steps into my bed we're fucking at least 3 times.

That's great news user, makes me feel a little better. Yeah a really bad habit of mine is overthinking shit, I've got to "just do it". Thanks brah.

I will be the forth.
I have had several hook ups and I always get nervous, my heart starts beating very fast just when we are about to fuck. Even I had a girl suck my limp dick which was quite shocking and amusing to watch. I just tell them wait I need to calm down a bit, cuddle with them naked or spooning just laying and breathing. I get hard as fuck and can fuck for hours. Try it user.

Ps nofap is a meme.

That's also another problem, after I cum I can't get it up till the next day or something. It's frustrating asf.

Eat more protein, sleep more, workout more/harder than you already do and fap more when otherwise not having more sex
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>ajcn.nutrition.org/content/42/1/127
>breakingmuscle.com/healthy-eating/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=1998e8879819f700
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>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
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>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-youre-not-regular-fucking-sleeping.html
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Nofaps a meme

>performance anxiety

Genes and instincts. I mean it's not exactly easy to run away with a boner you know.

Good money while working part time in college.

>be 30
>be fat
>go literally 7 years without sex
>somehow get hot 19 girl interested in me
>performance anxiety due to not being able to get it up while trying to fuck some gross lady from the internet
>can't get it up
>she for some reason doesn't care and stays with me
>after time become comfortable with her
>realize she loves me and isn't judging me
>anxiety decreases
>fucking like I'm 18 again
>rock hard all the time

It's in the mind and it's extremely difficult to overcome, but it IS possible.

Despite what most people, especially ones on Veeky Forums, there are kind, good-hearted women out there who will value you for who you are.

Sad part is that the relationship is great, but she fixed my confidence, and now all I want to do is fuck everything that moves to make up for lost time, but feel a sense of obligation to her. Makes me feel like a dick.

I looked up Macca online and there are three kinds. Is yellow Macca just as good as black? Also what brand do you use?

That's what you get for habitually jacking off to porn your entire life.

So we've solved OP's problem but

How the fuck do you not cum 30 seconds into sex?

A lifetime of death-gripping your cock during masturbation. I can last forever but the downside is that my hand feels better than even the tightest virgin pussy I can find.

>How the fuck do you not cum 30 seconds into sex?

Congratulations! Your penis and testicles are fully functional! It increases your chances of impregnating a woman's eggs, by ejaculating and pushing the sperm towards the uterus.

So either do oral first and then go for the main action later or keep fucking after creaming.

Here's a trick I use when I'm feeling a little more nervous than usual and I have some trouble getting a stiffy:

Jerk off subtly while you're fingering / eating her out. Take as long as you like but keep going til you got a nice hardon. When it's achieved some decent level of hardness, stick it in her mouth and make her suck you off. I guarantee you that she will be pleasantly surprised by a nice hard dick that she didn't have to stimulate before getting erect. Seeing her reaction is usually enough of a confidence booster to lift all perfomance anxiety off your shoulders.

no homo btw

What's your girth? XL condoms are usually for bigger girth (~5.5"+), not length.

Exercise, stop masturbating everyday and take some supplements.
My favorite: shrineofhealth.com/vigrx-plus-review/
Careful your dick doesn't take full control.

Sounds like you are cut, better luck next life

Just have her pretend she’s your step sister. Chicks are complete sluts now days so she’ll go along with it.

Eating a girl always makes my dick soft. If I eat out my gf I'll make her suck me for a little bit and it goes hard again.

Nah man don't be like that, have you tried l-arginine?
I used buyextenze.com/ct/413772 for a period and it works but that depends on you and what the underlying problem is.
For starters you seem really down and believe it or not if that's not the primal cause it certainly fuels the issue and sends you into a mental loop of negativity where you are continuously suggesting yourself you aren't worthy.
Every time you meet a woman you bombard yourself with these dumb voices without even noticing so try this: before going to bed every night repeat to yourself: I am worthy, I deserve great things until you fall asleep. You aren't impotent since your dick got hard by itself BTW and even if you were just try one or more of the things I've suggested and it'll work itself itself out so no worries and nice dreams.

>YES goy,yes!!! Watch Tyronne gape the white gurlzz pussy and generate income to my degenerate website.Good goy!!

My penis has started to shrink more in cold than usual. Is it poor blood flow or what? Should I do more cardio or lose weight or something?

It's the fapping, I'm guessing you've done it with a dry hand for years and now that's what you are used to. Don't worry about going soft, the more you worry the more it's likely to happen. Just stop fapping so much and increase your experience with girl. Maybe start off with oral and when you feel more confident go onto bonkan.

>Protip; tense your legs as this will help you achieve orgasm if you're hard but not really feeling much

spoon until hard and then have sex in that position.

Fuck up, cuck.

stop pre workout

Wow you have no sense of humor. I live life lightly. I see the positive in every negative. And vice versa. Im a social worker and drug counselor. im a public servant and I'm too humble to say that i am a hero, however many have said I saved their lives. It is incredibly insulting that you seem to express that you know me from just 2 messages. Lol.

I had no intentions to rub you the wrong way. Im having a wonderfully, grateful and inspiring day... im not letting your negativity ween me into a negative realm. I am very experienced in Buddhist meditation and so i will send you off with, "may you enjoy happiness and its causes. May you be free from suffering and its causes." Have a wonderful day. As-salamu 'alaykum!

XL means they have a bigger girth, not that they are longer. Come on guys I shouldn't be the one to tell you this

Anyway try with the XL, and try different brands too. Next time you guys go shopping for your groceries, buy 2-3 of packs of different condom brands, then try them during the following days. It's a rather expensive methods (one pack of durex here in Europe costs 7-8€) but the feel of finally finding a condom that suits your dick and doesn't make your erection disappear makes it worthy

I think everyone has its methods.. These are mine

- try to think to something else
- close my eyes
- respiration (Very important, thought it was just a Veeky Forums meme like nofap but it really works)
- sing a song in my mind and fuck following the rhythm of the song

And the the two most effective methods

- just stop/go slower and start kissing her
- change position. Usually when she's on top i feel it less, so I can keep fuck her for hours, while when we're doggy style the sensitivity of my dick is way higher and I come in a couple of minutes

more on l arginine? any lame side effects? noticeably harder boners? refractory period diminished?

Supplement 50mg zinc, 500-1000mg magnesium, 12g boron, 5000 IUs vitamin D3, 200 mcg selenium. All vitamins and minerals crucial for test production. Eat plenty of saturated fat too. Vitamin a/retinol is important too so you can add a bit in if you wanna be pedantic. Try 30mg of saffron as an aphrodisiac proven in clinic studies to not only cure depression MORE EFFECTIVELY than prozac but also mitigate priest's erectile dysfunction side effects, with 60% of participants returning to normal sexual function and the rest seeing slight or significant improvements.

Prozac's erectile dysfunction side effects*

Anyone have the problem with lack of sweating? I have no problem with ED or anything purely sexual. I just don't sweat enough, and I can overheat to the point of nausea (which is a pretty effective boner kill) and all the other precursors of heat stroke. The only real band-aid I have for this is to fuck in a cold room, but I can still never go full speed or my internals get too hot.

Suffice to say, I really hate summer. When the AC is maxed out and doing nothing, I can fuck for maybe 10 minutes before the heat exhaustion kicks in. In winter, I can vary speed and go longer than my gf can.


This is a weird one for me to even to describe. But generally if someone exerting them self at activity A is sweating buckets, when I do it, I might get a dampness of the skin and that's it.

inb4 drink more water, I drink plenty. My body just refuses to use it for perspiration properly.

I'm conflicted. I was giving my boyfriend a bj and he lasted for 2 hours without finishing. What can I do on my part to fix that and is there anything he can do? He said he only once in a boue moon can last for an hour with masturbation but usually never more than 30.

You suck.

Q for those about noporn:

I masturbate to videos of my ex sucking my dick, yes it is porn, but it's realistic because it happened to me etc. Stop or is it okay?

Start him off and let him enjoy it, then whenever it's at the stage he wants to cum, tell him to masturbate and you just lie on top of him kissing and doing other sexy shit. My ex and I did this occasionally when I couldn't finish.

Also, tell him to stop fapping.

How old are you? I had this problem until I hit 23. Now I sweat as much or even more than the average person.

34

I recommend zinc as well.

underrated

>good-hearted women out there who will value you for who you are.
fuck them and fuck you too. Too old for this bullshit.

Gotta get nasty with it. Whenever I get a blowjob I need to see the make up running. and occasionally the tears....

anyone boost boner strength with arginine?

thank you baby