Hear the sound of your dad pissing on the toilet

>hear the sound of your dad pissing on the toilet
>after a few more sqirts
>don't hear flush

Your dad sounds alpha as fuck

tell him he's a fag

>hear the sound of dad walking out the door
>never hear him walk back in

>hear dad slipping his cock in your sisters ass
>hear her moan
>masturbate to that sound

did you fuck?

Was he sitting down?

>hear the sound of your dad shuffling around the kitchen
>hear your protein jar open and the scraping of the plastic spoon against the inside
>ask him in the morning if he's been using the $60 protein
>he denies it

he doesnt even lift why tf he's wasting my expensive shit

He was probably pissing in the sink, I do that sometimes.

>mom steals protein, "I feel bloated"

I don't understand why she associates that with protein powder. I don't know why I don't put out some retard bait walmart whey protein and hide my cassein. Worst part is she mixes a large shaker with milk and one scoop, drinks half, then basically dumps the rest.

i always piss in the sink and use the faucet water to rinse off any residual urine

>flushing every time you piss
waste desu

>wake up at 2am
>take a piss
>eat
>play wow
>take a piss
>play wow
>take a piss
>eat
>play wow
>take a shit at 6am and flush so the neighbour doesn't get suspicious
>sleep

Congratz on your autism.

Please no. I don't even have a sister and it makes me feel like a cuck

>>take a shit at 6am and flush so the neighbour doesn't get suspicious
wat

how? do you want him to go into your room at night instead of hers?

fucking faggot. just put a wig and panties on and sleep in her room next time she's out

>No sound of faucet and hand washing after dudes take a piss

This triggers me

>Hear BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP
>Laugh
>Dad opens bathroom door while taking almighty alcohol, potato chip, and steak fueled shit
>"WHICHEVER OF YOU KIDS LAUGHED BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>Worried.jpg
>Dad comes running out, his hands still smell like shit from wiping
>Proceeds to slap me and my siblings across the face
>Asks me on his deathbed if I forgive him
>"No."

Wtf are you on about

What an asshole. Happy that fag is dead

>free smells
Every time

>He hasn't been raped by his father

Wow real loving parents you have there Tyrone.

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>on the toilet
>on
>

Oh hey over it. Unless you’re autistic it’s not like piss got in his fucking hand. The worst he touched is his dick which assuming he’s normal would arguably be cleaner than the rest of his more exposed body.

>This triggers me
Too bad snowflake. Get over it.