What should I say to this testosterone temptress

What should I say to this testosterone temptress

Do you even lift?

lower

>likes food
Do you like water too bitch?

you should report this fucking bitch for such a terrible form

>crossfit

into the trash it goes

>and probably not you
oh okay

Is that really two plates? I never understood how 1 plate ohp is rarely seen at a commercial gym but they press over that all the time

How do you even find this attractive? She's basically a dude, and definitely acts like one. Just hit on a dude.

please brap in my face

You'll like me because I will clean your asshole with my tongue right after you take a big smelly shit.

(You are sending this because I have dubs. Check them.)

Those are 10Kg plates

Reroll

Nah, they're American so, 25lb and 10lb plates.

Pathetic

10kg plates

The bar is maybe 20kg (don't know if they use a woman's bar in comp) the green plates are 25kg and the black ones are 10kg so at most that is 90kg or a bit under oneplate.

If you look closely, you'll see they're only 10 pound plates. The bar is probably hallow too. Add it all up and she's probably barely lifting 45.

>Greens are 25kg

I don't understand what's the idea behind these whores putting up this hardcore negative facade in a dating app

>"I like to travel and shit, i'm a real bitch I never smile"
>"if you don't like dogs fuck off"
>"I hate a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h....Also i'm a raging anarchist and feminist fucking deal with it"

are they trying some advanced psychology shit? who the hell finds this attractive aside from literal cucklords

Snatch is very different from strict press.

That's 105, or115 at the most. A 25 and a 10 on each side and either a 35 or a 45lb bar.

Also, OHP is harder than snatch. You don't really do any pressing in a snatch. You pull it up and drop under.

Because they can. They could bathe in shit and still have guys chasing them (assuming they look good)

greens are 10kg breh.

green can also be 50kg, but obv not in that pic

>90kg is less that 1plate ohp
hahahaha

take up some late night math classes

rolling

i got you breh

>Lmao crossfit

rolling

send it

>Tinder plus

Whay is your problem?

Rolling for this.

she's lifting 115lbs and the guy is lifting 155lbs.

this

that's not OHP though

Fuck man. How many different ways can you make yourself look like a fool in 2 lines?

>crossfit
Even obese people take better care of themselves

make a stupid joke about working out so you stand out

she sounds like a cunt desu.

you've done it again, fit

because they're women? she gets 50 matches a day, she's just cutting it down to the men who will be the most pliable and the most likely to spend money on her

>recognizes tinder plus
the kind of cuck who still has a jewbook profile detected

>crossfit
You know what that is out of 10.

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Since that response got requested most I hooked it up boyos

Nigga tell me where to get that blue sweater

I asked my dad and he ignored me what the heck!

LOOK AT THE TAG YOU TWAT

oh fuck it's towelbro again

>San Jose State.
Ayy a San Jose user.
Tell her her 60kg snatch is weak as fuck.

She unmatched me!

It's alright,you dodged a bullet.
Even from that angle you can tell she is a complete chestlet, and she did her best to hide it.
No losses here OP, keep soldiering on.

"so do you only do crossfit, for do you lift for real too?"

man I just sifted through hundreds of proving grounds pictures to try and find her but I couldn't. found a couple qts though

rolly polly

Crossfit "men" are generally hipster pussies more news at 11

towelbro is back.

Crossfit? More like cross-fuck off

more like cross-sit on my dick

fpbp

You sure she doesn't have a cock?

Great job. She'll definitely respond to that...

roll

he never left

Cross-shit

that's a snatch fuckhead

>not using: You are a big girl.
What are you even doing user...

>Lovely snatch. I'd love to eat your snatch btw

ROLL

he already sent it mate

sorry I'm a retard

>woman's bar
i-is this real?

Any way to salvage this ?

I mean you're marriage material. It's indicating putting a ring on your finger i-isnt it?

Teach her the definition of perseverence

this. Do this user.
It's both endearing and funny, if she unmatches she's a retard

Towelbro i knew you were behind this!!

its code for she has lots of braps

Step aside

>back then you had to type ayy bby gurl

numbers confirm

>lifting 10s and whatever the fuck the black ones are

>lifting

pls

give me 1 plt or nothing

Tfw 2 other anons within 20 miles of me.

"Your form is shit"

What should I say Veeky Forums?

You are not.

pls be bait

>y-you too

>I know
>what's your #

you are not.

>Just like our children will be
>no pedo

"as hot as an ember hahaha... okay, i suck at jokes"
"wanna grab a drink? lets go to this pub later tonight"

"come find out in person"

> #?

Yeah, I better take my pants off to cool down. You coming to help me with this belt?

Yes. Regular bar is 20kg and women's bar is 15kg

Tease her.
>Mhm

>not knowing there are different kinds of barbells

ok

Thanks, it's just For you.
I was gonna say "for you" but I've done the
Thanks, it's just for you
Before and it actually works. It's autistic as fuck and they get it's a joke but it also triggers their "Ive won him over I can change him" gene, so they keep trying to win you over and Nek Minit pound town

your name sounds like what a retarded woodcutter would shout

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Lame