>nah bro I don't lift
>but I could totally bench 220 if I had to
>and I could totally beat the ass of any guy who is 6+ feet and 180 pounds
Shit Normies Say
Ian Gutierrez
James Howard
>Calories in, calories out! It's that simple!
Joseph Sanders
>eats a bunch of donuts
>proceeds to lift within weight range he's comfortable with
>forehead is a little sweaty but his clothes are relatively dry
>"I don't know what I'm doing wrong"
Kevin Wright
>yeah i think i’m gonna get back into lifting
Also a classic from the dudes i work with in IT:
>didn’t you already have lunch today?
Landon Lopez
i mean, some people really dont sweat a lot
>inb4 dyel
Thomas Barnes
>Calories in, calories out! It's that simple!
it literally is for losing weight
Nathaniel Brooks
I used to think I didn't sweat much until I realized that I was just being a pussy. If you don't almost pass out during a work out you're not working out.
Aaron Evans
>If you don't almost pass out during a work out you're not working out.
At least not like an idiot
Matthew Peterson
>I don't lift because I don't want to get too big haha
Sebastian Johnson
>I'm not a violent person so I don't need to be big.