On a date w/ qt3.14 gf

Incorrect

Women like a bit of jealousy. If you act like you don't care that she looked she will think you don't care full stop.

This is from personal experience with a number of girls

I’ll show her my jealousy with a knife

Flex a cep

Veeky Forums would mire WITH her and not a single one of you fucks can deny me.

that's not Chad, that's Chong

Point out how Chad cant even afford a shirt and probably wouldn't be able to pay for her expensive lifestyle

>allowing your gf to leave the house
>not isolating her in a dark prison room 24/7
shiggy

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>implying more than 0.00001% can actually get their first choice

Can I have the original pic please?