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How the fuck do you pass fatasses on the sidewalk?

Walk right through them

Hop the fence.

Ask them to move or walk through them.

It's not hard desu

I recognize that tattoo.

It's nergal, but in its DLC exclusive skin.

not a very spicy story by /fph/ standards but it's real and makes my blood boil thinking about it
>have a fat fuck of a sister in law
>said sil is always on some diet or another yet somehow remains probably over 300lb
>be staying at their place for a few days
>one morning making myself breakfast
>skyr (think very thick protein rich low fat yoghurt), a little cream over it and a banana chopped in
>this is because pure skyr is very sour without something to even out the taste
>she comes up to me and asks what I'm having
>explain what it is and why the cream and banana
>she goes on a tirade saying how bad cream is for you how much fat there is in it and that bananas are literally the devil
>explain that I'm bulking and that the touch of cream doesn't change the fact that this was a pretty balanced protein-rich meal
>she doesn't have it and ends by stating how she would NEVER allow her something so unhealthy and that I should rethink my meals
>proceeds to have white bread toast for breakfast
>during the evening catch her taking a small bowl full of candy to her and my brother's room
why are fatties so delusional and hypocritical

Skyr is literally king my fellow German. Keep up and fuck them fatties