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How the fuck do you pass fatasses on the sidewalk?
Walk right through them
Hop the fence.
Ask them to move or walk through them.
It's not hard desu
I recognize that tattoo.
It's nergal, but in its DLC exclusive skin.
not a very spicy story by /fph/ standards but it's real and makes my blood boil thinking about it
>have a fat fuck of a sister in law
>said sil is always on some diet or another yet somehow remains probably over 300lb
>be staying at their place for a few days
>one morning making myself breakfast
>skyr (think very thick protein rich low fat yoghurt), a little cream over it and a banana chopped in
>this is because pure skyr is very sour without something to even out the taste
>she comes up to me and asks what I'm having
>explain what it is and why the cream and banana
>she goes on a tirade saying how bad cream is for you how much fat there is in it and that bananas are literally the devil
>explain that I'm bulking and that the touch of cream doesn't change the fact that this was a pretty balanced protein-rich meal
>she doesn't have it and ends by stating how she would NEVER allow her something so unhealthy and that I should rethink my meals
>proceeds to have white bread toast for breakfast
>during the evening catch her taking a small bowl full of candy to her and my brother's room
why are fatties so delusional and hypocritical
Skyr is literally king my fellow German. Keep up and fuck them fatties
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there already is a /fhg/ fat hate general over here
so this thead is pointless
>taco time
This is the oger from the buger mutilation pic isn't it?
Don't bully people that are actually trying to lose weight retard.
>tess
>trying to lose weight
m8 she's going home and snacking on all she's lost and then some.
How do we convince black guys to stop fucking land whales? If their supply of dick runs out theyll have to lose weight.
this
Not really a fph story, just happened yesterday
>walk into gym
>tired
>sips and coffee
>see a ginormaous hamplanet in the middle of treadmills
>decked out for her workout
>big cheesy thighs and ass encased in yoga pants, thick old dimples
>yoga pants riding up from the struggle
>tight tank top where her wings flow out
>smatterings of little fat bumps all over back and arms
>greasy unkempt hair like an inlet where McDonald’s juice flows into body odor
>thank kami-sama for this day
>see her try to set up treadmill from the side
>trying to select speed without starting
>waddle on, holding the handles for support
>screen says “touch to begin”
>look up after 1 minute of running
>she has disappeared
>treadmill still at home screen
>brainlet couldn’t even figure out how to start the treadmill
I feel kind of bad for her
>the modern female
No thank you.
t. White People.
>actually trying
she's lifting a toy car's axle
Fuck fat shits
>oh hurr durr I had a Diet Coke two weeks ago! I'm not like the other obeasts! Dun bully me ;_;
1. We know she doesn´t realy want to loose weight.
2. That is not a workout, even my warmups are harder.
3. She posted that video herself.
4. If she actualy wanted to loose weight, she would eat less and keep do real workouts including some cardio or HIIT.
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TBF she's squatting more weight than I can.
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It's even worse when they're black, because you know they are intentionally walking extra slow just to annoy you.
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Pls no bully, the fat pig is at least trying.
Niggers; because obese women need love too.
They want you to think they're healthy and are nutritionally smart, then eat their fat fuel alone because it's ok when no one is looking. It's also because they get most knowledge from meme diets.
Their instinct seems to be "bigger is better", and they have no concept of maybe that only being true for certain things and not others. Girls... Cars... Clothes, hats, shoes, etc...
>complaining about a free service
Yes, fat people really are this selfish.
She's not trying to lose weight, she makes most of her money off of her fat. The video is posted to show that "fat people can be healthy" or "fat doesn't represent they're lazy". You're a retarded newfag if you think otherwise.
It would be great if she got all slim as she is a role model for all those healthy at any weight SJW
Whenever I see a fat person in public, I wonder if they're fridgebro
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skyr isn't german you nonce.
Do all the American blacks have such a strong inferiority complex?
>them eight squats
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Skyr is from Iceland
Don’t let your kids get fat, could kill them in multiple ways
How fast is such a fire?
Just fast enough to catch a fat kid a guess.
That kid is the lightest of them all though. And he probably still had to walk in PE, while the others all look out of any place that would force minimal exercise. How did he go down and not the other three?
fatties gonna fat
Didnt he burned alive inside the car though?
Since the seat belt malfunction?
You don't have to be faster than the fire, just faster than the slowest camper.
I don´t think that is how fire works...
That’s actually the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
Imagine how mentally ill you have to be to live like this.
I live with a bunch of dudes in a college dorm and get annoyed when the stove top has food crumbs on it for more than a day.
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underrated
>Skyr
i feel safer already
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>ginormaous
kek
dem backward knees tho
>how do I ostrich mode
lmao this looks like something someone ass blasted on downers would do
>hreint skyr með banönum
Minn maður
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Who is this semen demon
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cute face. would still fug.
>how the fuck does this happen
she obviously lost a bunch of weight and her skin hasn't fully retracted, you stupid dumb nigger retard
skin doesn't retract that much. That's gonna need some surgery.
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lmao
>military police
What south american shithole let this she goblin become an MP?
>admitting you cried online
the attempt at guilt tripping is many levels of pathetic
with a loud 'excuse me' or even without if there's enough space, squeeze yourself between the wall/road and the beast. they'll move.
Wasn't named fph, yall fucked up
I Iive alone like that guy no friends no family but Jesus Christ almighty I can't let my place get bad because of the smell alone he has fucking flies bothering him while he tries to sleep. I bet he IS dead by now.
Chat Noir. It's a guy...
White People Fuck? Hell motherfucking yeah we do!
Possibly the ugliest tits ive ever seen on a young person.
my thyroid
fierce indicators of being overweight
Perfect.
Can fucking imagine working with such a delusional beast?
God this man must have the patience of a saint
They should make jail niggas do his job for community hours
>mfw fit in LS-1 f comfortably
>actualy need lead ballast to fly basicly any plane
Also: if you don´t fit in the seat, get bigger one.
Are there special seats for disabled/fat people in your country? I'm an american and have never heard of one on an american flight at least.
No, but 1st and buisness class seats are larger.
You only get what you pay for....
Jesus Christ it's evolved
Oh. I did not think of that. That actually puts a new perspective on this.
So a fat fuck who knows about this is actually just being a huge asshole by not paying more.
They would rather trade other peoples comfort in for more money for themselves. Heh.
>So a fat fuck who knows about this is actually just being a huge asshole by not paying more.
Indeed, also I (57 kg) pay extra for every kg of luggage but a 157 kg fatfuck pays exactly the same as I do with the same luggage allowance....
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found an amusing clip at 3:14. Based blonde.
kek
>18 inch seat
That is huge, I could fit in a 14 inch seat...
how tall are you user also m/f?
t. male 175 cm 68 kg, taking up 40 cm or 15.7 inches in a seat
> When you do a half-squat and its still ass-to-grass because of all the fat
162 cm, 57 kg with narrow (36 cm) shoulders male
shouldnt you measure hips instead?
fires arent greedy. If they were then fire would be everywhere. please think before you post next time
They are more narrow, only 32 cm in diameter...
Getting fat or swole creates new fat or muscle cells.
You literally can never go back
>Few years ago, I'm a hair overweight, not spilling into other's seats but not fit.
>Bro on the other hand just cut down to 150 at boot, then lean bulked up to 170 (5'10") looks pretty fucking fit no homo
>QT ticket lady flirts with him, says you look pretty strong... I bet you could help people out of the plane, puts us in exit row.
On the flight home
>Get seated first, I'm in the window seat
>Chubby nice dude in aisle
>Weird guy who looked just like stephen king rolls up "oh they put me in a middle seat... I usually like the aisle seat"
>Old chubby dude says "I always book it ahead of time so I can spill out into the aisle"
>King looks right at me and says, "Or else I like the window"
>Autism intensifies... like a lot, palms sweaty, no idea how to reply, Minnesotan in me demands I give him my seat
>pop in my headphones and pretend to go to sleep
>wake up rested fuck yea, eat a dick Sai King, and book ahead of time or get first class, I know you can afford it
"fierce" in the sense that a cancer can be "aggressive"
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lol capped