>Rest day during cut
>Outside chillaxing on your patio and the ladyfriend brings out some food
>strawberries and a bowl of powdered sugar for some reason
>sits next to you
>sensually sucks on strawberry
>dips it in sugar
>she leans in close making full eye contact and starts slowly moving it toward your mouth
>whispers "comeon user you can have just one yummy sweet little strawberry can't you?"
wat do?
Tell her she's stupid for putting sugar on a sugary fruit.
>dipping something wet in a bowl of powdered sugar
degenerate
go on.. also point out that she has a boyfriend
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punch her in the throat and rape her to burn extra calories
6 calories too many
who the frick dips strawberries in powdered sugar
it's okay to say fuck on the internet, faggot.
I actually just got a ban warning on this trash forum for saying bad words in my post
Now that's how we incorporate strawberries into our recipe!
fuck ban warnings, mods are too pussy to actually do anything
cardio doesn't kill gains
lmao I know, that's why bulking and cutting is shit because you should just eat the healthy stuff more for overall health and burn it with cardio
>faggot.png
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>Not getting hard and submitting to a beautiful woman intimately feeding you
Faggot
>relying on a woman for sustenance
how fucking beta are you
>Brainlet thinking that since the topic of this thread is getting coaxed into eating strawberries by a woman that this is the only way I eat food
>Not realizing this isn't a real scenario and a fictional thread on a Vietnamese spearfishing forum
How fucking underage are you?
Eat her (out) and call her your sweet little strawberry
not bad
Can I stick the strawberry in her pooper?
>tfw I don't know how to cook
>been getting headaches since all I consume is water from the gym
>Just work through the fatigue like a real man
>really tired so it's time for the ritual
>go outside sitting on bench flexing muscles
>goes on for 3 hours as I try to attract a food giver
>cute 5/7 angel of perfection starts walking towards me
>clearly wants the D
>horny girls always try to offer food for sex
>mfw
>winnerwinnerchikundinner.gif
>She pulls out sugar covered strawberry
>internally agonize as this is not a protein shake as is required of the ritual
>clearly didn't flex hard enough
>punch cutie in the throat and throw sugar at her
>stand up and start ultra flexing as cutie crawls away crying
>it's tough being fit but you gotta do what you gotta do
Just a typical day for someone truly zen with being fit.
If you've been telling her you don't want to eat any sugar then, she's testing you. And she will lose respect for you if you accept.
Tell her to give you one without sugar and you're good. You're not super boring to the point your refuse everything she sends your way, you didn't break your rule and you took some direction.
>ITT: OP had spaghetti and pretends calories are a good defense
oh so now you can fend for yourself? or was that ur bossy gf typing that up
>or was that ur bossy gf typing that up
woah, different user but are you literally retarded or just a basement virgin? You're acting like what your saying user claimed and you are now arguing with him for your claims. Like this is really fucky, you don't socialize much do you?
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hehe... bump
split dubs bump
Sexy Flexy
You had me until she pulled out sugar covered strawberries.
I don't believe this, a strawberry is full of sugar how is it only 6 calories?
suck the tiddy
Fruits are 90% water. There is a reason they are so hydrating.
>frick
Kek