How you holding up Veeky Forums?

Let it off your chest, and share advice

>Met qt petite trans on weekend night out
>things get abit flirty but i leave early cos ibs playing
>start speaking to her
>invites me out on a work night
>she says i can sleep there

wtf do I do, I've recently left a long term relationship and have never been with someone else before, how do I prep myself?

pic sorta related

Wear a condom when you plow that ass.

didnt really think of that... have never needed em before.

Better safe than sorry. Nobody wants shitdick.

u speakin from experience?

>GF and I have been on break for about a month now
>days melt into each other with lots of ups and downs
>trying to better myself mentally and physically
>it's exhausting trying to be strong every day

How do I stop being such a beta, bros?

My insecurities about being a NEET are mounting, I hate myself and I feel like I want to die, but unfortunately if I try to talk about it with a therapist, I fear the fucker will put me on meds and I'll lose the ONE thing that's given me enjoyment as of late: guns. I'm not thinking of suck-starting my 10/22 but I wouldn't be too mad if someone broke into my house and finally gave me a not-complete-shit reason to die provided I can take the motherless bastard to Hell with me.
I dunno, maybe I just need to quit being a neet and get a job so I can finally take my mind off myself.

Closure is key in moving on and when you're "on a break" closure doesn't exist. It's easy for me to say this but you need to either shit or get off the pot. Move forward with or without her.

Is this a meme or are you actually into transexuals?

You gotta move on, otherwise whats the point of a break? Do you interact with any other girls?

get a fucking job mate, interact with people, find a passion and pour your effort into it, whether its reading, writing, politics etc. doesnt mater, just do something

What state do you live in? You don't have to disclose that you have guns ever, and in most states they won't take them away from you. I am on meds and that was the biggest fear that kept me from getting help for the longest. Talk to a therapist and get meds from a doctor. They will be separate from each other, and don't tell either that you have guns. You will be a lot happier if you can get it worked out bro.

whats the problem mate?

>Uni gym is part of a network of gyms
>Need to go to reception to pick up gym card
>No reception at the uni for some reason
>The nearest one has an old classmate as the receptionist
>Don't want them to know what a lanklet I am
>End up just sneaking in after other people in the uni gym
>People start noticing
>Am being threatened with being permabanned from the gym

I just wanted to work out in peace

what are you afraid of? you see how a simple conversation would of gone easier than being threatened with a ban, learn from this bro.

>working full time on good wage.
>Invest 10g into a career move to make my own way
>Plan to make money through a business to then get ahead and quit work life and train much harder and focus on my lifelong physical goals
> After all this time, realise I should have just reduced my expenses and started on the long term fitness goals already
>Already earning plenty to live comfortably
> Feel like I let myself down by ignoring the biggest success tip - do what you love.

Has anyone else had experience in chasing what they thought was the right path? Only to realise maybe it wasn't? It's frustrating because then everyone tells you you're shit for changing path. Unwanted opinions are a pain to hear sometimes.

>Inb4 there's more to life than lifting

To me there's more to it than that

Remember that if she is bigger then you, you gotta open that ass first

>"break"
she's been fucking other dudes user, move on

>3 months sober
>get new car
>go out to club to stunt it
>end up drinking
>1 drink turns into way too many
>blackout
>wake up in jail with two assault charges
>at least I managed to knock down two security guards in my drunken rage

i'm a transsexual and i'm failing pretty hard at love lol. think i messed things up with the guy i was into because i told him all about this lesbian that was hitting on me and since then he like only says a few words at a time to me. before that we spent like an entire night together drinking (but nothing sexual...) and talking.

and i messed things up with the lesbian girl because i'm awkward and socially anxious.

to live is to suffer

Nobody cares if you're mentally ill. It adds nothing to the post

>don't tell either that you have guns.

shooting spree incoming.

Impressed desu

It's no one else's business whether or not he has guns. How would you feel if someone treated you like a criminal before you had committed a crime?

You are the gayest bloke

>recently met a childhood friend
>banter etc
>turns out, she had a crush on me for almost a decade
>so did i (didn't tell her though)
>i still do
>she's getting married in a couple months
i want to fucking die

You're fucking retarded, mate.

What's better for you, depressed with guns, or on meds without guns (temporarily)? You don't have to tell them you have guns I think, but for your own sake you should give them away to somebody you trust while you're on meds.
Give it a good hard thinking, it's a choice you have to make.

b-but I'm bi user

Just have sex with her and permanently ruin her life as it currently is, as well your past friendship. Bonus points if you get her pregnant.

Lost 80 pounds this year bros, but I got some bad news. I'm thinking about fucking a guy even tho I'm a guy, tell me not to do it bros

Your not going to get a trap pregnant you idiot why wear a condom

>just ruin the life of somebody you've loved for the past 20 years
sure thing pal

>Unironically wanting people to be forced to give up their basic human rights in order to get medical help

Hope you're not in Cali, they no longer have to disclose their AIDS. Either way, good luck with your statistically significant higher chance of contracting it. No matter how hard you clean that ass, you're still going to get chunks of shit. Trust me, I've worked with colonoscopy patients and even after 1 day prep they still get some shit in their rectum.

Shes a woman so she will almost certainly not be forced to face the consequences of her actions. But, more importantly
>being this much of a cuck

Read my post again, you fucking mong.
I said he should, because it's not giving safe. Those things fuck with your head, and one morning you may well feel like shooting up a school, just for the hell of it.
I didn't say he should be legally forced to hand over his guns, fuck that shit.

can't believe nobody commented on this
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The vast majority of those on antidepressants dont react violently to them.

Given the use of "mate" I'm sure you don't have a solid grasp on basic human rights, so I'll forgive that. I've been on meds for depression and anxiety for years and have never done harm to myself or anyone else, nor would I ever. And I don't really give a shit about your feelings where my rights are concerned.

>get a date with qt3.14 coworker
>text her "we still on for today?"
>"hey user, I totally forgot about that! Can we reschedule?"
>mfw

Probably not gonna happen, but I'm glad I'm getting the balls to ask.

>want to date and fuck a qt trans with those pink assholes you see posted all the time on trap-loving boards like /b/
>traps in general are batshit insane and, in my country(Brazil), murderous and absurdly slutty

Fuck my life tho.

>Given the use of "mate" I'm sure you don't have a solid grasp on basic human rights, so I'll forgive that.

Check

>(((human right)))

kek

God, this was such a convoluted, joyless mess of a movie

I'm in tech and have been busy as fuck recently,

Sadly, Its been 4 months and I'm still sitting at home and not working from the office or even working out

I'm becoming a recluse and a workaholic

Also, some bad news. Have a deadline to meet for this Friday, probably wont be able to make it and I know that other people at work don't care at all. I'm high up in this dept and people below me barely know anything about this field and when I have to do something for them they want me to teach them everything so they never have to do anything on their own

>So many people in tech these days are too afraid to do something on their own so they just want you to write all the answers down and they can read off the answers and guess.....

>The tech industry is getting weird since so many of these people dont know shit

Reminds me how I missed out on probably my only chance on a boipucci qt. We we're watching anime at the uni anime club with people and then we stayed there playing Magic just by the two of us.

I'm gonna carry that weight.

I REALLY want to jerk off to cartoon characters
but i've been jacking it everyday now and i think i need a break

What kind of tech?

Welcome to Zack Snyder and DC movies

How he got years of them is a mystery, but it's worth noting that when they tried Marvel comedy we got Green Lantern.

This. My gf of 7 years did the exact same shit. I never would have believed it either. She never left the house, I picked her up from work and we lived in a remote part of town. Bitches always find a way. Turns out she's had like 3 boyfriends. She never admitted it. Even with evidence in her face. U are nothing to her user. Don't be the one stuck on a fence. She has no guilt when she's plowing some chad

>actually believe that owning weapons is a basic human right
>mfw

t. country with "freedom"

fun fact: melon pan is literally a jewish banker

>Unironically believing its not
Toppest cuck

>he doesn't slaughter immigrants with his legal weapon after lifts

Not really a feel at all, just a situation at work, any one else had something like this?

>have one coworker who's fuckin beautiful but is extremely lesbian (not outwardly lesbian at all, but talks about ex girlfriends all the time, has a ton of gay/lesbian friends, etc)
>another coworker is girl, around same age as the other one (early 30s), not as hot as the lesbian but definitely pretty, she's straight
>they are both pretty friendly with each other, hang out on weekends, etc
>sometimes fantasize about coming in and seeing them kissing or hoping that they are having hot lesbian sex when they hang out

I'm just a blithering aspie arent i

kek. how much did you pay for your "basic human rights"? do yourselves and everyone around you a favor by putting your basic human rights in your mouths and pulling the triggers. you're bound to do it anyway

Friends kicked me out, feelling like shit boys

We paid with the blood of tyrants and the lives of patriots. I'm sorry if your country settled for any less freedom

>implying you aren't owned by tyrants right now
stay fucked, mongoloid.

>Your not going to get a trap pregnant you idiot why wear a condom
aids

>eurocucks in charge of understanding how rights work
You have the right to own a gun, you dont have the right to claim an object others have created

>Being this assmad

Hey man you can always check out legal immigration in the US, if you love guns but your country can't afford you the right. lol

he's alpha as fuck

Actually fitness related

>Been lifting for about 4 months
>Gained 8kg
>Don't feel like any of it's muscle, just fat despite making decent strength gains
>Wondering if going to gym is even worth it since I'm just starting to look fatter and less defined than I was before

Am I bulking too much or something. I'm using ON Gold Standard Mass Gainer and having that twice a day with creatine, exercising 4-5 times a week (just added in HIIT so hopefully that helps me) and getting a calorie intake of roughly 3200-3400 calories. I'm 6'1''

Somebody please help, I feel like all the weight I'm gaining is just going straight to my stomach.

forgot image

The Gods are shining down on me brahs, please let this continue I promise to stay the path.
>Uni grades going up
>Minuscule gains showing ( I know from past, that body dismorphia is soon to set in).
>New job
>Some qt, that is a few yrs younger than I has been messaging me all day off an app
I haven't made it yet, but I know I'm on the path..

Man I chased my dream job only to realize it had been automated and outsourced out of existence.
Find some other interests to give your life meaning. Besides, nobody on their death bed wished they spent more time working.

It is you tubby, slow down brah

Should I drop my calorie intake then and change mass gainer for regular whey? I still got 2.5kg of the shit left

I'd tell you not to do it, but if you are gay that seems like something you would want to know.
Is someone coming on to you or do you just admire fit dudes now that you're aspiring?

Drop calories, you can finish the gainer if don’t want to waste it, just fit it in your macros.

thanks bro I needed to read this, I woke up next to one of my bests friends hambeast of a sister and dont remember if we fugged or not, felt bad man, and now Ive quit drinking and this post really reaffirms my choice as a good one.

You'd be an aspie if you told them. But no, thinking about it makes you a card-carrying straight dude. Shit's hot, yo

Why? Were you contributing?

aw shit, i was planning on telling them that i jerk off to the thought of them having lesbian sex together

so i shoulnt do that?

I mean, you look fine in the later picture but you do list a good point in your details. Reign in your diet a little, your muscles can't grow all that fast, honestly.

Depends. Is 'insane and ostracized' part of your image?

Every morning I wake up ready to 8mprove myself, every night I want to off myself

I'm a CS student, lift hard, and eat well, but I feel like a mistake in life

im so fucking pissed this stupid ass gook wasted 4 hours of my time after work today

>haven't worked out in 2 months
>exertion headache and throbbing every time i try to do something
>mri scan scheduled

it hurts to not be in there, lads

Life is more than progressing professionally and aesthetically. Find a fun hobby or cool people to chill with.

tell us the story user

>tfw the healthier I am physically, the sicker I am mentally

I only live to lift. I see no point in living without it. I probably would've killed myself had I not began lifting.

I can never hold conversations because my always is always completely empty and don't know what to say. Nothing even brings me pleasure anymore, not food, not exercise, not even things like masturbation, nothing. There obviously a problem but I don't know what it is exactly.

>my always
my mind*

Seriously dude, where condoms when fucking fags or trannies. Im not meming when I say that trannies are something like 50x more likely than straight white women to have stds

>got rejected from returning to dorm next year (everyone else did too but it was a good gig)
>need to find a sharehouse or some shit now
>don't know anyone else who's not already set for accommodation next year
Shiettttttt

I need help Veeky Forums

>gf of 7 years broke up with me a month ago
>on tinder
>match with ok looking girl, like a 5
>a bit chubby, not fat
>wants to "do some cardio and eat a bit of halloween candy after" with me
>don't know if I should go do this with her and try to bang

what do I do Veeky Forums? I've only been on one date before with a girl and it was my ex. Now this chick comes along and wants to hang out with me so quickly. Should I try to bang? I'm nervous and my autism is showing. Will it help my confidence? Would I do something that would make me feel dirty by giving in to my lust which in turn make me feel ashamed? I'm super horny and my dick is clouding my judgement.

Eat a regular amount of calories and a shit ton of protein. At minimum you body weight in grams of protein a day so for you 79g. More is better though.

I did it again, I'm so fucking weak. I'm having flashbacks and this is on me,
I chase this type of triggers to set me back in my other mind set, I ike thinking/remembering aabout this

why do i go down this rabbit hole so often, oh god

im so alone, iim alone again

Even if you're not worried about stds, which you should be, anal sex in the real world isn't like anal sex in porn. There's a really good chance you're going to get shit on your dick. And if shit happens to go up the urethra....Well have fun with that.

If she's chubby and not a lot of body pics, she'll drop about 2 points of attractiveness irl. Check her insta if it's posted and do some research. Aside from that of course you should bang her you chickenshit mongoloid.

University student with 0 lufe exlerience detected

I'll never understand why my fellow anglo and eurofags want the Americans to be unarmed and toothless like us, its fucking insane.

Keep your guns Americans, it doesn't matter how many nigs shoot each other, it doesn't matter if an autist shoots up a preschool now and then, its worth it. Trust me.

>break for a month
dump her, if anything like the average western girl she's probably been plowed through multiple times by now

kind of lost my will to make it desu after 2 years but today I was eating junk food while watching nip/tuck and this episode with a landwhale came up and made me throw away all the junk food, I fucked up and have to get back on track before it's too late.

I can't attract a woman to save my life idk what i'm doing wrong at this point. most women consider me to be handsome, which means this should be ez meanwhile I get 0 pussy/gfs/hoes/thots