Hey man, I'm using that bench

I don't see your name on it

>you can use me on it if you know what I mean *wink at him*

r u cute? post benis

*turns super saiyan*

u were saying

C-cool bro..
Y-you too

Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.
What do you weigh… 181 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.
Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.
Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

legends never die

You have psychological issues

>if I just got there
"Oh really. Sorry I didnt know"
>if I have been there for a couple of minutes
"Well you weren't here but you can work in if you want"

H-haha sorry bro yeah I'll get up real quick good luck on your gains man l-l-looking tight

I WASN'T S-SNIFFING IT! BAKA!

hey man, what you've got in dat tiny gay pocket?

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Then you should have carried it with you

Not anymore.

Yep, this.

prepare my boipucci

No you're not, I am. *continues working out with no worries*

no the second part is wrong

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s-s-s-s-sorry ill move now

>Hey man, not right now you're not.

I'm a Christian.

No dude you aren't allowed to be tough on my secret anime beta male club, everyone is a pathetic piece of shit just like me here reeeeee

Oh, I forgot. Right.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh OK cool

I own a firearm you fluffy piece of meat.

This can go two ways, punk

>What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting first on a post on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers from typing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Then give me any indication that the equipment is being used. People at this gym have a habit of leaving their shit on the bars, so put a fucking towel or anything on the bench so I know it's taken, voicelet.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Veeky Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Veeky Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.

where is this from

“There was no towel on it”.

not right now you aren't

No, you're not, because I don't take other people's benches. Now, if you want to ask to work in with me, maybe I'll say yes. But I don't like being disrespected with obvious bullshit, so you better ask nicely.

*pulls out my concealed carry and asks him if he believes in god*

>Tell him I will suck his dick

>sorry mate, your so small i didn't see you there
>you can work in if you stay for 8 hours

I AM THE BENCH NOW

literally a gains goblin

The guy looks so good that he deserves the bench

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>Mendy will literally destroy you during a bench session.
Spent 3 days reevaluating my life after one day in his gym.

>>hey man, I'm using that bench.
youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk

siq bait

>sure take a grip of this barbell
>*unzips dick*

>looks like I'm using it now, chadlet

Not with those baby ceps you weren't! Hahahahahhahah.

nah
BRUH

"Oh. Sorry about that. I didn't see you using it."

Then I move over and continue my work out, like a normal well-mannered adult.

you seem to be on the wrong website my friend

Fuckin kek

Go somewhere else.

Puts down my weights slowly and put them gently on the floor. Beside me I have my trusty Katana. I grab it while tipping my fedora. Put on a smirk and ask him? You were saying?
When he opens his mouth to repeat the question, I unsheathe my sword and teleports behind him.
" Huh, nothing personal Chad."

New pasta boi's

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Alright. Don't know why you came to tell me while I'm using the squat rack

>"o-ohkay.."
>spends the next hour doing dumbbell curls on the only benchpress

oh shit I'm sorry...

What are those dumbells for?