I'm about to do something bad

Banana peppers
You dip the pizza slices or crusts in the garlic sauce
You're not very smart user

They're green pepperocinis. Spicy goodness.
The garlic lard sauces are for dipping your pizza in before you cram the entire slice into your fat fucking Amerilard gullet.

They're called pepperonchinni peppers you dope. Deff not banana peppers
Your not very smart are you user

>You dip the pizza slices or crusts in the garlic sauce
Do Americans really fucking do this?
That's like fucking dipping cheese sticks into a cheese sauce.

NO THROW IT OUT BITCH

I know this feel too well

>he doesn't dip his cheese sticks in cheese sauce

idk why but I laughed a lot at this, still am

Post a timestamp otherwise it's fake

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>He can’t handle larges
What is this shit

fake pizza?

if you conside eating pizza bad, why would you waste it on shit-tier papa john's? surely there's some local place you could have ordered actually good pizza from right?

Like tears in the rain...

EAT THE FUCKING PEPPERS YOU PUSSY

You ain't gonna fool this veteran Veeky Forums autist

Wow dude.

>CELLS
cells
>HAVE YOU EVER EATEN 2 LARGE PIZZAS BY YOURSELF. INTERLINKED
interlinked

those look so tiny.. are those smalls? or extra smalls? After my saturday 60-80 mile bike rides I would eat a large dominos pepperoni and sausage and slam a 6 pack of budweiser in about an hour... then I would take a nap.

You fat fucking Nerd.

MAXIMUM BULK MODE ACHIEVED

two smalls, it was a BOGO free deal

Strangely every topping i added lowered the price by 25 cents, so i just put every meat topping on it

Why haven't you eaten the peppers yet, you pussy fuck?

holy shit

time to slam some beer and really carb up.

I will not discuss the quality of franchise murrican pizza because it's being almost three months I don't taste a fucking slice....daaamn, pls kill me!

top zoz

I think I miss the peperoncis more than PJ pizza desu

>16 slices
how small you gotta be to be surprise about eating that in one sitting

>no amino acids

Even plants have amino acids wtf

you still have time to puke it up

No, it's too late. He's too far in.

why not just one? or perhaps get something tasty like chipotle?

This is Papa John's right? Is it pan pizza? The pizzas I get from them never look that good.

>tasty
>chipotle

Enjoy the resulting chocolate rain shitstorm your bowels are going to impose upon you soon. And the extra god awful shame tier gas you will unleash upon the world tomorrow. I hope your suffering was worth it

Thx for the laugh

>two small pizzas
>difficult to eat

lmao i ate all but three of these slices in one go

forgot the fucking pic

Are you happy you are a fatass?

fuck you user I can't resist now

t. cuck

How big is an average american large pizza? I've just found out that a large from my favorite pizza place is only 13 inches and it always has me full as fuck but I see amerifats talking about 18 inch pizzas and shit.

How the fuck do americans eat 6 square meters of pizza?

h-help me lads......

what

Gah damn it, I want to finish the birthday cake I have but after reading that...

>just 1 pepsi
baka

>1250 chicken wings
I hope they're at least boneless, you're gonna wear yourself out cleaning all the meat off the bones otherwise

>be working at Papa Johns
>it’s 1am, shift is over in 30 minutes. We stop delivery at 2
>normally never a busy day on a Wednesday morning
>wrapping it up at the shop
>cleaning a few dishes
>at 1:03, an order pops on the computer
>50 chocolate chip cookies, 10 cinnamon pull aparts, extra large philly cheese steak pizza, 1,250 honey chipotle chicken wings.... and a Diet Coke
>customer: Fat Liftz
>tfw over 600 chickens needed to be slaughtered to have their wings harvested for Fat Liftz

>two small pizzas is a big deal
Are you a 4'8 girl or something

>bad

yeah you are, ur eating papa johns. shit belongs in the fucking trash.

I had 2 pizzas for dinner about a month ago. Cut didn't suffer at all. Enjoy your meal brah. I hope you don't eat this shit on a regular basis though.

he's on a diet idiot, gotta watch the weight

>Mixing bell peppers and jalapeno

You're supposed to mix green peppers with jalapenos

>cinnamon pull aparts
what muscle does this work Ameribrehs?

Man throw that to the garbage right away before it starts multiplying.

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Enjoy your fruit loops.

>Papa John's
>not just going to your local pizzeria for a 10x better price that's roughly the same price
lmao flyovers

kekke

The heart.

good bulke

There is no local place thatll give you two 12 inch pizzas for $14, which is a deal you can find at almost any fast food pizza place right now

>They're called pepperonchinni peppers you dope. Deff not banana peppers
>Your not very smart are you user

they're friggitello peppers

Protip- make sammys with spinach or other greens in between two slices so you at least get something healthy in there

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That was barely over 30 mins after OP, what the fuck man

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hate that flour shit they put on crusts so they don't stick, only go to an independent place where they don't do that shit and it's proper italian thin crust.

He means BCAAs cmon nigga.

>pregnate

youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Your math is off.

fuck it baby we're freaks

Kek

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I can't stop laughing.

I havent loled like this for a long thyme.
Thanks m'lady

"And a diet pepsi please"

>18 in diameter pizza is 6m^2
>european education

I laughed, heres a (You)

If you weren't sharing with a friend why would you put half of each type in each box?

Having a party user?

yeah that pizza looks like shit

US has no culture

this is a pizza you savages

THE MADMAN

looks like a moldy shart, I'd take the beetus pizza any day

I screencapped this.
Thanks for the laugh, user.
Have a good week.

>literally just grabbed some leaves from bushes in background and threw it on the pizza

Low effort

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i asked the same thing last time he posted this and everyone called me retarded

>leaves from bushes
That's Basilico you swine