Be 32 year old kv with no friends

>be 32 year old kv with no friends
>be ugly, 5'7" manlet too
>get hobbies says Veeky Forums
>someone recommends dance classes
>enroll in group salsa dance lessons
>girls are taller than me, there is actually a 6' (in heels), 10/10 girl in the class
what do? h-how do i charm her?

how do i make friends within the class? i feel awkward to just start a conversation with strangers there.

what else can i do to get friends and a gf?
>tfw desperate

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Read the Mystery Method by Mystery. Any PUAs will help. Just realize that when you get into it you will feel the cold, dark emotion of emptiness as you realize that the art of attaining a woman's heart is simply pressing all the right buttons at the appropriate times. it's saddening.

Well your Mexican so you could try that exotic Spanish guy thing but if you look like most Mexican men look like then don't bother. You have to look Spaniard.

thanks
does it work for getting male friends?

I'm not Mexican

>ugly guy in his 30's shows up to dance lessons alone

Dude all the women there arent retarded they know youre desperate. They labeled you a creep about 4 seconds after you walked into the front door

>i feel awkward to just start a conversation
That's why you join a club because you aren't strangers you go to the same class and obviously have the same interests.
You would probably look weird if you don't talk to her soon and then you will never have a chance.
Worst case if it doesn't go well is you leave and join another club.

there are some older guys and girls in the class too though

and i like to think that i still look like I'm in my 20s

after class i just leave though. should i stay and directly go up to her and try to chat in front of everyone? that would be too much for me tbqh

You need to chat up everyone, get to know the group, just beelining into your target is how you become a creep.

This isn't some reverse 4D psychology bullshit, you need to actually plug into the community.

Ask her to fart for you. Every woman knows a man with a taste for woman's farts is worth spending her life with.

thanks, that's what i assumed

just don't know how to chat with the guys there either