Fifth month of doing no shampoo

Kek. You hit the nail on the head

no, i shave my own hair.
if you get an intricate hairstyle then sure, get someone else to do it (you'd still be a faggot, but for a different reason), but a fucking buzzcut? you pay money for something you could do yourself in the same time, no training required, and minimal equipment cost?

The first month it stank, after that it doesn't smell bad anymore. I just wash it with water.

Yes.

I only wash my hair with water, I don't use any styling products like gel or hairspray either. Do whatever you want, everyone's hair is different.

She didn't say that, that just what I was thinking in my head.

Worst hair type coming through, need to constantly trim the sides and back or i'll look retarded.
can't shave my head because i'll look mentally retarded.
only option I have is making dreads but muh degeneracy

Dreads look even more retarded than than thst untrimmed or going bald. Unless you are a nigger.

>tfw have a job and don't want to go to work smelling like garbage and seeing my scalp because my hair is so full of grease it's clumping up and falling flat

Just get under the running water and do the same scalp massaging and run your fingers through your hair like normal.
If you have shit in your hair you might want shampoo but otherwise all that stuff does is make your hair softer.

how do i do no shampoo if i get dandruff after 2 weeks of no shampoo?

Massage the scalp in the shower like you normally would. It's not rocket science, you just need to remove the excess skin before it becomes big flakes.

actually, u cant.
I tried it myself and it is not the same.

Shampoo every two weeks then. I'm the same way too. I tried doing no shampoo and the dandruff came. I still shampoo when I really have to, so it's more than just every 2 weeks. Hair looks def better with no shampoo.

is that a mustache?

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One month no shampoo here, scalp is still itchy but a little less.
Still greasy if I don't wash at all.
I massage under cold water and apply baby powder when it's dry (every 2 or 3 days).

How long until I don't have dandruf/greasy and itchy scalp anymore?

Only use shitty shampoo one a month or so when i incidentally get myself dirty.
Best way is to find natural shampoos for these cases as well.

Im growing aloe vera, can be used as very good shampoo

What hair type?

haven't pood in about 3 years

would recommend

I just use water every day and massage the scalp

By shampooing once every 2 weeks you ruin it. You want your head to be able to adapt itself so constantly stripping away its potential to do that makes no sense.

Our society functions off consumerism, shampoo is just another product that we've been lead to believe is essential for daily life. Your scalp and hair will take care of itself.

I think it's worth using warm water because that will lift the oils.

Isn't using warm water a two steps forward one step back sort of thing tho

Then you're braindead

mmm you're probably right. Though, you should have had improvements by now. I was pretty good from the second week on if I remember correctly.

Oh I don't do it, I've been thinking about it though

my hair gets oily and disgusting if i dont shampoo.
is this another autistic meme like nofap

Yep.
>consumerism
>bad
Pick one. Consumerism creates money out of a perceived need. Money fuels the economy, economy better. Even if shampoo is a meme, the shampoo industry has created lots of jobs. A lot of people are better off because shampoo exists. Anti-dandruff shampoo works. So I use anti dandruff shampoo.

>The first month it stank, after that it doesn't smell bad anymore
Yes it does. You just got used to the smell you filthy creature.

>Buzzcut
>Went to the hairdresser for it

So you are a balding faggot?

If your hair is straight like that guys and mine you got to learn to slick it back when it grows out a little.

It's exactly that.
Do you think something based off "muh consumerism is so bad we are getting scammed by the jewzzzz!!!" would be anything but a retarded meme?

I only shampoo once a week. silicone and sulfate free

my hair is "healthier" and it feels softer.
I use conditioner every 2nd-3rd day otherwise just "wash" with plain water.

I also add some argan oil once I've towel'd off

Still wash once a week with a halfway decent shampoo and conditioner

But that isn't no poo user

I haven’t pood in probably five years or so.
My hair is so much better for it.
It itches way pess than before and I no longer have that awful dry scalp I had when I used poo.

>buzzcut
>never use any soap or shampoo
my hairs are soft like a puppy's fur.

>How long until I don't have dandruf/greasy and itchy scalp anymore?
I tried rought salt cataplasms on my head last week and I have much less dandruff now.
Also my scalp hasn't been itchy for a few days at least but I will do it again until it stops.
Looks like it works.

im tired of all the fucking traps on this website

Thanks for your (you), but did it cross your mind that I could just be a guy with long hair? This is a thread about hair, no?

Not sure about this meme, my hair looks disgusting when I dont wash it. "B-but the body can take care of itself!". Would you then also say it would be acceptable to never use toothpaste or deodorant?

patricians wash once a week with baking soda and apple cider vinegar

It depends on the person son but not washing your hair does entail a period where your hair will look like shit. It's just the body getting used to no shampoo.

I've always been /nopoo/ because they dry out my scalp and give me insane dandruff but /nopoo/ doesn't give me greasy hair at all. Showering with warm water once a day is enough

i wish my gf had your lips and hair

I first use lots of lukewarm water & massage / gently scratch scalp .
Then I use a conditioner , not a lot of it.
Once out of the shower I lightly pat my hair dry and then put a very very small amount of coconut oil in my palm , put some hot water on it to let it slightly melt , rub my hand together & then pass my hand in my hair to make sure I cover every spot .
Used to have dandruff very weak hair and now they are silky smooth .
I even use that conditioner on my face & do the coconut things too , I used to have a very greasy nose / chin / forehead but now it's way better

Hair's pretty easy to achieve. Girl's hair grows faster so she should have no problem there. I only shampoo my hair if I really have to, like it starts to smell or I "feel" dirty from work. I still use conditioner when I feel my hair isn't that dirty but needs "cleaning". I put shampoo my only on my scalp, not on the body of the hair. And opposite for conditioner. I start my bath with shampoo, massage and rinse, then conditioner, let is sit thru the bath, then rinse and air dry. About once/twice a week apply castor oil to my scalp and and leave it overnight. If I'm lazy and just staying at home I leave it on for days. It gets the baby hair growing, it really works. Even on brows and eye lashes, but careful not to get it in the eyes, it's allegedly safe for eyes, but it stings mine for some reason so I only apply it before bed while my eyes are shut. Girl's usually take collagen to help grow hair. I don't since I already take protein and bcaas. Lips are a different thing though, I was born with these babies.

yes and stop using soap on your body. actually fuck it stop using soap all together. and while youre at it just stop showering and washing your hands, our ancestors didnt have to, why should we

you look like a woman

For some people no shampoo works, for most tho you'll just get a crazy itchy scalp and dandruff like me when I tried it.

I've found a happy medium tho, shampoo maybe once a week but will use conditioner every other day or so.

Hairs never been softer and better. Used to shampoo every day, which is detrimental so that's maybe one good thing to come out of "no shampoo ever" meme

delete

that hair looks greasy as fuck

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>u cant do it because am a useless dumbshit

nice argument

>not being able to buzzcut your own hair

Are you legitimately retarded?

>Consumerism creates money out of a perceived need. Money fuels the economy, consumerism increases.

ftfy

Can anyone help me with this?

>consumerism increases
And money increases, jobs are created, and it goes on. It's like creating gold out of nothing.

Yes it does. You just got used to the smell you filthy creature.
No, I don't think so. I've asked other people and they've told me my hair smelled fine.

..and you're entitled to make your own purchases based on your experience. I'm not discouraging people to consume everything, just this one thing that I have proven to myself as unnecessary as I haven't used it in 3 years.

People work for cigarette companies too. If someone asked me what I thought about smoking I'd tell them to quit.

Nopoo is legit. Went out and did seasonal field work all summer, shaved my head before going then not once washed my hair with shampoo. Just rinsed it thoroughly with hot water when in town, would go 8+ days in the field without touching it, getting sweaty and shit.

My hair feels the best it has in years, thick, well behaved, no dandruff or any of that mess, and it doesn't get all gross and over oily after a day like when I used shampoo.

For me the oily hair and scratchy scalp when I don't wash was a result of daily shampooing. Also, first time I did no shampoo I had longish hair and dandruff already so it got better but not great.

Second time I shaved my head first so I head fresh shampoo-less hair growing, also got plenty of sun and shit, now it's fucking great. Made the mistake of using shampoo once and it wrecked my hair, got overly soft and unmanageable, itchy scalp, oil, etc. Took another month or so to get back to how it should be with reasonable amount of oils and such.

A tip for y'all. Get a good boar hair brush if your hair is longish, works wonders for distributing your scalps natural oils along the length of the hair, and keeping things shiny and nice.

Kek. Potential for a virgin Chad meme here

I guess I assumed wrongly that you thought consumerism was a bad thing. I respect your opinion on shampoo, and it is a good one. But this opinion opens up a perceived necessity for non-shampoo hair products. Same thing with the cigarette analogy, it opens up the opportunity for smoking cessation products. Consumerism/capitalism creates money out of thin air.

Want to do no shampoo but I am a swimmer. I am in the pool everyday(sometimes twice a day). I'm worried my hair will get super fucked from the chemicals in the water and the idea of no shampoo will be useless.

Thoughts?

I actually fell for that meme years ago and got such a bad case of dandruff it keeps bothering me to this day

Did it for a while, my hair looked great. But my hair started thinning and I had to start using Nizoral. I highly recommend doing it if you have a full head of hair, but your hairline is EVERYTHING, much more important than the shine.

Who ULTIMATE combo here?
>no shampoo
>no soap
>no porn
>no fap
>no friends
>no family
>no outside distractions
>no outside in general
>no food
>no water
>no money
>no problems

>Someone who works for tips complimented you
Woah dude

Not a single before/after pic, is this a meme like mewing and nofap?

> No form
> No desires
> No material presence
> No self
> Nirvana soon

next you'll be asking for us to not wash your hair for you.

yes

people notice changes that aren't there. posting pics would break their illusions

>Firefly

Absolutely shit taste. I am filing for our divorce now.

same bro
been doing nopoo for multiple years (obviously with the occasional wash) and this point and hairdresser women always compliment how nice my hair is

you dumb, bitch
you can shave your head even without mirror, just practice ffs, rome hasn't been built in one day
on a sidenote - i have been shaving my head to the bone for around 5 years and never had any issues, even though I use a razor for this purpose I have cut myself maybe once in those 5 years and I don't use mirror

Hey Zabala

>>Fifth month of doing no shampoo
>>Head to the hair-dresser to get a buzz-cut
>>Hairdresser girl spends the entire time going on and on about how amazing my hair is
>>She asks what products I use
Same exact experience

>Would you then also say it would be acceptable to never use toothpaste or deodorant?
No one needs deoderant, we just choose to use it and some ppl stink more than others, not unhealthy
Regards toothpaste, it become essential since our diets are so sugary and artificial now, but a tribesperson could have healthy teeth for a long time without toothpaste
>Not sure about this meme, my hair looks disgusting when I dont wash it
So did mine.
I washed every 2-3 days and if you seen it after four days without a wash it'd look like I dipped my hair in a chip fryer
But, turns out that was from my scalp overcompensating for being stripped of the oils
I use shampoo like once every 4 months now, and my hair is stripped of oils for like 4 days when I do, which means my scalp isn't making as much oil because it hasn't needed too because the PH balance was good where it was for so long without washing
Once I got over that initial oily hump I would never go back too frequent shampooing

What race are you that your hair smells?

Body odor is important.
It has the ability to put off those who are genetically incompatible, and at the same time make it smell good to people who have good genetic compatibility.
Using deodorant fixes the "problem" of smelling off putting scents. But don't realise that thereby we lose an ability to subconscious end up with the best compatible spouse.

Not denying modern diet fucks up teeth like never before. But fyi tribesmen use wooden sticks for millenia as toothbrush.
So its always important and now even more so.

This but I do it twice to 3 times

My scalp gets itchy after one or two days if no poo

Firefly is so fucking good, you take that back now you filthy piece of garbage.

>pointless production and consumption for the sake of pointless production and consumption is good
>more useless jobs is good instead of evenly distributing the work required for necessary jobs
You point out one of the insane inefficiencies of Capitalism and make it sound like a good thing.

you aren't special, just about everybody looks like shit while growing their hair out. you just need to commit

you're retarded if you don't think there should be any difference

nah, other types are WAY easier to style and mantain, naturally spikey hair like some asians and I have is the worst.
got a haircut yesterday and found out that the sollution is getting the Douche hairstyle, i look like an asshole now but at least it looks decent.

Aiii MAMASITA

POR FAVOR EN SERBIA

you could have just said homeless

bruh...
I find my cousin's smell highly erotic. What does that mean?

it means you're both ready to mate.
she's over 18 right?

>no shampoo
>buzz cut hair

y tho