Manlet pit design

The pit from dark knight rises is pretty good
Except for the chanting they all do when a manlet tries to leave

make the pit a funnel that sorts the manlets
the smallest ones sink to the bottom while the manlet kings float on the top

That looks a little expensive to build, user.

Thats why gyms employ a manlet wrangler, to take care of any stray manlets, just like they had cartakers for the raptors

it's funny cause tom hardy is already a manlet

Let the manlets have their rituals, only a little girl and guy who's 6'2" ever made it out of there

What are the alternatives for gyms that cannot afford to hire a permanent manlet wrangler?

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Place the plates on a shelf high up in the tall area so that manlets cant reach them...

these manlet memes are getting out of control

AN OBSESSION WITH TRAPS IS A SIGN OF AUTISM

Traps? We're talking about regular short doods. Get your mind off the boi pucci, r9k!

r we talkin about trapezoids or gay guys

I wouldn't think manlets have the same abilities as a raptor. For example, a raptor can reach the door handle

That still leaves the risk of a manlet revolt.

Both, lifting increases their anger and no gf feelings increasing chances of fights. We have to make sure to put womans size barbells to accommodate their smaller hands.

A pit guard room could be installed as an extension to the pit, although hiring permanent guards may be a little over what a small gym can afford. I'm a gym baker in an Imperial gym and even we have only a couple of guards for our pit.

Not worried about the manlets, but tell me more about these savage whales, user. Got any photos?

>risk

Manlets are revolting by default.

You know, the usual coastal raid from obese unaesthetic marine animals. We usually can handle them fine, but their numbers have been increasing with every raid, and with the last one they really did quite some damage, which is why we're considering an investment in harpooning weapons.
It's just that this part was supposed to be handled by the gym marine biologist while I focus on reconstruction, so I didn't talk much about it.

we are organizing

the future is a manlet one

>Solidworks
>Current Year
kek

w-what am I supposed to use

Nice work. Make sure to file it with the gym bureaucrat for review.

I think there should be hoses plumbed at the rim, just in case they start making too much noise.

okay now they will need some sort of mock throne room where the manlets can fight over funny costumes and things like scepters, a crown and such to establish their hirarchy. Also cameras so the real gym citizens can observe the spectacle in between sets.
A good start keep it up my man!

How will the excavation be retained?

Is that SW dude?

You should have the floor of the pit angled downwards as it approaches the side with the pit gate. The manlets will naturally move away from the gate area as they try to make themselves look taller than each other by using the ramp. The constant competition to be at the highest point in the ramp will also prevent them from working together.

It'll need a separate room where they can pray and chant "grow, grow, grow" without bothering other manlets who have no faith

kek

Bump

There's no such thing as a manlet pit and you are probably a bitter manlet yourself with too much fucking free time

If a manlet doesn't have faith then what is he left with?

MAKE THAT PIT DEEP BRO! All that manlet rage builds up and starts going to their head and they'll try to make ladders to get themselves out. Happened at my gym and they ended up stealing the bench. Fight was easy though, just don't bend over all the way to a 90 degree angle and they can't even get your face.

Have a series of manlet wranglers and a 50L canister of designer PEDs to turn every manlet into oly lifters then we use them against the Chinese.

>bitter resident of manlet pit detected

>he doesn't know about the existence of the gym outside of the manlet pit because that's all he was ever allowed

They are fucking destroying me.

>hesitantly peer into manlet pit as I wait for the rack to become free
>three manlets playing poker in one corner, sitting at colourful plastic children's tables and chairs, cigarette smoke rising almost out of the pit
>two manlets marking each other's height on the wall, no growth documented it seems
>a pajeet browsing instagram, another cooking curry
>most of them training with an assortment of old and discarded equipment - there's a couple of rusted old barbells and misfit plates here and there, one of them managed to knock together a leg press
Thought you guys were joking till today, looks like a damn ghetto in there

youre trying way too hard. its like newfags on /b/ who saw old screenshots on reddit and now they try to emulate it

well meme'd laddy

it's sad most don't realize they're already in the manlet pit.

when will they learn?

I've been coming here for manlet memes only, i absolutely adore them, but i've just realized, that my 180cm qualify me as one.

That isn't a manlet pit you dumb lanklet, that's a manlet PEN. A manlet pit should be dug INTO the floor at the door, at a depth of around 6' to prevent manlets from jumping out. See diagram attached.
Care should be taken to monitor the little tuckers to make sure they don't help each other climb out.

>5'11"
INTO THE PIT YOU GO

I am 177cm manlet with 187cm wingspan. Can reach 200cm with little hop and pull up. As easy as if I was 185cm. My dead mother could get me harder than this.

Is 0.000062' the king of the deep.

>tfw 183

I'm 5'9 and I certify this manlet pit

>subhuman ladder
got me there

lower center of gravity

just finished building a manlet trap next to my oat patch, a pack of stray manlets were trying to eat all my gains.

Why are you tripfagging in this thread?

>My dead mother could get me harder than this.
not sure whether that choice of words was on purpose.

I tripfag in every thread
Because I can
America

SolidWorks.

SolidWorks is good for mechatronics. Don't think it's used in architecture planning.

I'm a mechatronics student, SW was the best that came to mind for that dead simple sketch

what are you going to do with them once you catch one?

i'll pay you for him. in my gym we raise and train them like pokemon, then pit them against eachother in the manlet pit and watch them wrestle and duke it out. it's the cutest thing, i've won $600 once from betting against my own manlet lol. trained him using only hypertrophy so he looks huge but couldn't even open a door. felt kinda bad to see his face get pummeled but then i remembered they're only half human anyway

My gym has managed to construct a massive underground complex full of beasts and manlet mages. Manlets that try to enter the gym the regular way are transported to the entrance of the Manlet Pass.

The manlet's skills of strength and agility will be tested. We like to be fair; if he can defeat the fearsome king of manlets who resides at the end of the Pass and make it to the other side, he is worthy to lift in my gym

>pic related, the layout of the Manlet Pass

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You guys are taking this too far, man.

nothing wrong with SolidWorks, I use it for 3D printing designs.

But I'm EE, not ME or Civil, so I don't need to be autistic about my CAD programs.

>grow grow GROW

Solidworks is quite literally an industry standard?
lmao

Looks like someone has been skipping their mandatory manlet hate classes.

kek