Tfw dick looks decent size first person perspective

>tfw dick looks decent size first person perspective
>tfw dick looks small when seeing my reflection in a mirror

T-thanks for making me fall for the Veeky Forums meme Veeky Forums. Now my build is disproportionately bigger while my dick size remains the same.

I was just thinking this breh

I've got the complete opposite, OP, so I dunno WHAT the fuck is going on

Same, looks small for my pov, looks long and thicc in the mirror

5.5x5 isn't enough, is it?

>tfw five inches bone pressed
thinking about ending it, lads, no memes

Jelq like it's your religion, uli squeezes too

If you break your dick you can kill yourself, if you dont you can tell us all about it

No memes there are no doctor measured studies from any part of the world where average is even like 5.8 or above. Most fall in the 4.8 to 5.5 range too, even when removing people who complained of a small penis to a doctor or those who literally had micropenises.

Your average bar slut has probably been through enough cock to have a big enough sample size to maybe know the difference, but women can't tell the size of objects for shit.

No OP, this isn't your problem, it's more than likely you've either always had a tiny dick, or you've developed crippling body dysmorphia from frequenting here

Thanks for the kind words dude, but I'm still smaller than average. I'm short, ugly, and have a scar on my face. I literally have nothing but my mediocre brain to offer a cute girl; I'll never be good enough. It's tough coming to grips with the fact that I'll never make it, but I'm starting to think it's true.

>I barely hit the 5in mark and I lack girth
>In a healthy, loving relationship
>Have regular sex

You'll be fine. If you can't help your partner finish with your cock, just use your mouth and git gud. Don't be afraid of employing toys --but don't date a size queen if you do that either.
Some women have short/tight vaginas, that helps. Some women just want a different feeling. It all depends.

Don't doubt yourself.

I know that feel, user.
At least I have the "grower not a show-er" meme working for me.

>Small
>Short
>Ugly
>Scar

Wow bro, those are some pretty superficial things for some cunt to harass you over. A lot of women will reject you at first glance for those things, but personality etc can go a lot further.

I can't tell you how to get over it, but you've got to find a way to build the resilience to get through it and work past those factors.

Still a kv so that's why I'm uncertain as to where I stand. Lifting has started to improve my self confidence with respect to my body to a certain extent, but bigger legs and glutes are making it look much smaller and it's starting to bug me

Attacking your insecurities is kinda like playing whack-a-mole desu.

>I literally have nothing but my mediocre brain to offer a cute girl
does she have to be cute?
if you don't want your worth judged by your appearance, don't do the same to them.

Is it a badass toughguy scar?

idk, it's sorta like a dueling scar

Average length, above average girth.

You're fine user.

You're 100% right user. Hell, me and my girlfriend exclusively do outercourse and oral and we're both deeply in love and satisfied.

Just gotta make it work

Tell me more about this. My girl prefers penetration for orgasms and won't let me eat her out for long. She says my mouth game is meh but my stroke game is great, but I wanna get good at lickin da puss

Here's my bag of tricks, user. I didn't write this but it helped IMMENSELY. Especially the "Saint Bernard licks". She fucking goes nuts for them and for the "dead manta ray"

For me it's the opposite. It looks good on mirror and all, but from my POV it's small.

and another one. One of my personally patented moves are:

>Peppering - Quick light kisses all over her thighs, mound, and actual pussy. Gotta be careful because it can be too much stimulation at once, but if you get a nice medium pace that's a beautiful tingling tease.

It also feels good pretty much anywhere, but I felt like a damn genius when I did it to her pussy. She peppered my cock and I was lovingit

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Story time
>Be kid
>Parkour
>Fall on my dick
>Bleeds and hurts like ass
>Have to go to doc
>Get mutilated by doc to save remaining dick
>Be adult
>3.5in
>Virgin4life

Your bag of tricks suck. I warm the girl up and then I get on top of her in the 69 position so make dick has no choice but to be shoved down her throat.I then start licking. When I know she likes it I start fucking her mouth and licking like a mad man. Most girls come within a minute and are begging for me to fuck them rough.

This is what most people experience. Idk wtf is wrong with you op

>lose 15 lbs
>gain an inch in length
thanks Veeky Forums

This is pretty awesome my dude. Many thanks

No prob. Have fun

Your perception's based on porn. Quit watching porn and you might notice a difference, with time.

I'm 170lbs, 8.25in x 6 inch girth and it still looks very average to me.

Gonna need imgur linked pictures to believe that

Pls. I want to see what that looks like. I'm starting jelqing and that's my goal size

I was a big fat fuck and looked like I had a 3x6 chode due to male FUPA. I get serious about losing weight and gained 3 visible inches after dropping the fat and had intimidating 6x6. I had loose skin and was dyel so I got serious about lifting, packed on a shit load of mass, and now I look like I have a little kid dick in the mirror. Same dick, 3 different perceptions based upon body frame. A 5’6” dyel with a 5.5 inch dick is going to look like he has a bigger one compared to the same size on a 6’4” built guy. Your eyes lie to you based upon perspective.

Protip: girls judge and perceive the size of your dick based more upon their mouthes than their eyes.

>6'3
>just over 5 inches
>just over
>JUST

Stop thinking about your dick so negatively, girls have horrible visual perception.

My dick is 5.5 inches, that's that actual length, most guys online and ESPECIALLY real life add an inch. Ask a guy how big his cock is, what's the answer 6 inches, never in your entire life will you hear someone claim their cock is 5 inches.

Girth is more important to a girl for the feeling of being "filled up" and "deep". My cock has good girth and is fat so if you don't have that then I am truly sorry, however different girls enjoy different cocks, not every girl will enjoy you, that's just life.

Life isn't a porn set, if you want to enjoy sex and become good at it then have sex with the same person 100 times. Find a girl you connect with who enjoys your cock and make love to her. Fuck her fast, fuck her slow, learn how to pound her and dominant the situation, learn how to let her ride you on top and feel like shes pleasuring you as a woman.

Sex is amazing and it's one of the true pleasures of life, don't let porn and stuff like that stress you out and sway your mind. Girls have a "mental connection" during sex, it's more than two bodies just slamming for them, as it is for you, its just amplified for women.

Fuck a girls mind and soul and you have her on the hook for life, fuck her body and you'll have her a few times, maybe.

what is "good girth"?

FUCK YESSSSSS I LOVE DICK THREADS. IM 6.5X5.5 LET'S COMPARE SHALL WE?!?!?!?

for me its exactly the opposite wtf

Never measured it, but when I'm fully hard I can't get it in a toilet paper roll unless I squeeze it in hard. If you can put your dick in a toilet paper roll you are lacking girth.

>tfw small dick
At least it's no like a girl was ever goin to want to see or touch it anyway

I don't add an inch because I don't have a small dick ayy lmao

mine is completely the opposite, when I look at it from above, it looks normal, but in the mirror it's like something from a porno movie

my wife loves it though, my girth is bigger than she wrist and she can't fully wrap her hand around it

>dick is slightly over 7 inches long
but
>pencil thin
>doesn't actually work
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focus on other things, user, life is more than just sex

How did you manage to fall on your dick of all things? Did you hit it on some sharp edge?

>tfw huge thighs make dick look tiny in comparison

dont do ss guys

Same, 27" Quads and being 6'4" makes it look tiny af from mirror perspective, but it looks big from pov perspective

im 8x6 and think i look heaps bigger from mirror

How do I make sure my legs don't get too big so they don't dwarf my peepee ?

Hot as fuck

>be 6" erect
>1" flaccid

Have your quads surgically removed, worked out great for me. Pee-pee looks a lot bigger in proportion and walking is only moderately impossible.

>tfw my giant dick makes my quads look small

Do a face/off kinda thing with OP, only with penises instead of faces. Two problems solved in one swift move.

>he's never jerked off to his own reflection
Top kek

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>6.5 x 4.5 pencil dick
>Hair makes it look smaller

7 x 5.5 azn boi here.
Got lots of mires and "omg it's huge" comments to my dick pics.

Definitely trim the hair around the shaft. I rock a landing strip.

Lose weight. My dick was 5.5" long until I got Veeky Forums and I lost 1.5" of pubic pad fat.

Jelqing/bathmate I'm not too sure about. I have both and have dabbled with both. My fap technique is kind of jelqy to begin with, so maybe that helped me.

Bathmate before a dick pic helps. It makes it look more pumped, like after working out.

lmao unironically kys

I don't think the bathmate actually did anything for my girth. I was always 5.5" around before the bathmate.

I think it gives it a pump, making it "look" more full. I can't explain it.

THIS

Two points to remember too -

1. Most women, indeed most men too, can't just work out size from looking at something. If someone told you to draw a line 8 inches long, with no reference points or a ruler, you would get it wrong.

As a result, most women will over-estimate dick size simply by looking at it. I remember reading about a study and the average was around two inches. So they'd see a 6 inch dick, and guess it was around 8 inches.

When size is quoted, the reverse is true. Most women will under-estimate size as a result of the above. Tell them to draw a 6 inch dick and they'll draw something closer to 4 inches.

2. When does it matter? By the time a girl has seen your dick, the deal is pretty much sealed. Unless it's a micro-penis or hideously deformed, she isn't going to simply back out.

Think of the flip-side - loads of women worry about what their pussy looks like, to the point they get surgery and shit, but in practice is doesn't matter. By the time you get a girl back to your place, it's pretty much a done deal.

If you take a girl's pants off and it looks like someone's fired a shotgun through a butcher's window, you're just going to think "meh, fuck it" and go in regardless.

>If someone told you to draw a line 8 inches long, with no reference points or a ruler, you would get it wrong.
I can estimate distances, quantities and other shit at a glance with some quick mental calculation. Did it as a party trick/bet as a teen to occasionally earn some money. You almost always have some reference point and if you are decent at geometry; know your densities, compression ratios etc. and can do basic math - you're golden.

>5'10.7
> 7 inches,thick
>"hot" face
average girl height in my country is like 5'7/8 but they all want lanklets,fml

Hmm this actually gives me some confidence, thanks

unless you are fucking ultraslut 3000 then its true,girls dont know whats 6,whats 8 ,when i was younger and had 5.5 i told a girl i had 7,she was amazed with my "massive cock" kek

7x5.5 feeling good here

You can't change your dick size, retard. You can only remove fupa if you've got it.

example?

>mate throws bottle of pills on table
>asks me to say how many there are
>bottle was 3/4 full
>about 10% taller than pack of cigarretes on table, so about 10cm
>diameter about half of height, so radius was about 2.5cm
>10*2*2.5*3.14 = 157cm3 volume for bottle
>3/4 makes 117cm3
>you could put about 8 pills next to each other in the diameter of the bottle
>so one is about 0.63cm in diameter, about 2/3 height relative to that
>volume is about 0.83cm3
>117/0.83 is about 141
>roughly: for short cylinders in long cylinder a random packing ratio is about 55%
>141*0.55= 78
turned out to be 74, but we agreed on a 5pill margin of error

how long did it take to calculate all of this?

also did you train to to mentally calculate quickly or are you just a natural?

Some of it I calculate, some if it I just "guess." But I'm not really guessing, the numbers just seem obvious - down to experience probably. Maybe 15-20 seconds total. I usually turn around so no one can accuse me of counting if the numbers are lower, if it's something like 500 marbles then no one tends to accuse you of just counting. Knowing packing ratios is a really useful thing, also standard dimensions of stuff like coins, wall-plugs etc. It can be a bit annoying sometimes, since you tend to do it all the time with everything - can't really shut it off.

One tip I can share with all my user friends is that you should definitely get good at using both sides of your tongue

If you're using both sides to slide up and down it'll double the pleasure, ever since I started doing this I've received nothing but "best head I've ever had" compliments from girls I've done it to

Doesn't count for shit if you can't hold a relationship through being a shitty person, which I can also tell you from experience

>desire to play with numbers all day = natural
>ability to estimate things precisely at a glance = a consequence of the former, anyone who has the patience for it could probably do it
IQ was professionally measured at 137 as a kid, 114 as an adult. I guess tests don't really account for kids who do numbers games all day so they tend to overestimate when you're young or something.

Lol!

fucking nerd

if only, couldn't even get an accounting degree. which is kinda ironic.

this

6 ft. and 6 inches its not hard boys.

Same

>Slightly above 5'10''
>dick is 7.5x6 (7.4x6.25 if we are gonna be autistically precise)
>Have posted my face in several threads at different angles on Veeky Forums and people pretty much unanimously tell me Im good looking/ have good facial aesthetics
>Pretty much every 5-7/10 has a boyfriend who is 6'0''-6'3'', skinnyfat and has a "nice guy" face
>The chad patrol of junior/seniors dominates the bar/party scene

Pretty much all of my experiences with women have been negative, so maybe I just don't have the right MINDSET, but I don't know what'd it'd take for me to get laid desu.

saaaaaaaame

6ft 1
5in. barely!
glad am a bottom
tho sometimes want to top or fuck a pussy

Please tell me you are joking because there is no way anyone could have a dick thats possibly that thick.

Veeky Forums has given me crippling body dysmorphia but it's made me less insecure about dick so thats good i guess

My head is probably 1.5+ times larger in diameter than normal sized tp rolls.

Manlet with above average dick length is confirmed GOAT

Ah, my bad. I just checked and it's actually easily doable. The roll is way smaller than I thought. Never tried to put a dick there so couldn't compare the sizes.

Veeky Forums has given me BD and my dick is small they only thing keeping me from ending it is narcissism

Yeah that was my thought the first time as well. It just seems like it would be much larger than it is.

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U must be dutch

>average girl height in my country is like 5'7/8
Confirmed for either Southern Slavshit or Dutchcuck.

get a job as am anti-manlet gym gatekeeper, it's your destiny.

slavshit actually,feelsbad

Odakle si?

nope babe,
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I stare at this photo and I see my face in it

I have the exact opposite situation

sounds like autism

lol she fucks niggers on the side i guarantee