Alright brehs, milf superliked me, what's next?

top kek

>online dating apps
can you be more pathetic? jeez

pls don't be a faggot and deliver

>he said while not getting laid ever

>tfw get superlikes from uggos
b-b-better than nothing rite??

Fuck them as practice

depends on your self respect.

Yeah just go over there, blow your load in her snatch and leave

It means they think you're attainable
O U C H

>fucking sluts and whores
no thanks, there are decent grills you can get without using apps and selfies

it's a start

That's not a MILF bro. I'm not trying to rain on your parade but that woman is wrecked.

I had almost the same experience
>Mistakenly superliked a milf while scrolling
>5 seconds later she superlikes back and a new match notification pops up
>Panic and delete the app

Yes, I did that. So you either go for it or take the coward road like I did.

Hi, beta billy

there other pics?

honestly kinda looks like a tranny. be safe bro

>woman
you guys are too used to traps, look at that cheeckbones

Hi, alpha Chad

She is gonna to superdick your ass

could've just fucked her, man.

yeh

post your pics OP. what does it take

can someone please tell me who this girl is

Brah, do

get it in then. make sure its not a set up. just be smart.

Looks suspicious

She's going to look different when you meet her. She won't be sucking in her cheeks or wearing all that makeup. I hope she posted a body pic. Still do it, though

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youtube.com/watch?v=uoT8-2QuedA

well, she says she's at work now
for you Veeky Forums, for the breh code

calling a guy that wants a real gf / wife and not some random hoe who's been on 20 dicks in the last week "beta" kek

im with this guy, the first thing i though is that looks like a man. sorry OP

>get super liked by 5/10
>usually would disregard immediately but never been super liked before so gave her a chance and messaged her
>she unmatches me
The ultimate humiliation

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>being anxious about putting your photo somewhere
>being ultra anxious about putting it there to let people around judge
>cannot relate to these threads at all

how can you people do this under your own identity? damn

You beta fucks are all the same. Thinking about everyone else's dick but your own. You're just a woman hating misogynistic virgin.

Youre just playing yourself beta. If you want a serious relationship, be upfront. If you want to have a casual fuck, tell her.

I'm 26 and married to a beautiful 10/10.
>virgin
kek

shes a hooker bro

>looks like a tranny
You say that like its a bad thing

>10/10
Post pics of your ham beast wife cuck faggot

Why not, chicks dig stuff like that when aren't fat or a creep, now we wait :P

usually I would just waste 5 minutes swiping right really fast and then superlike whoever popped up, then I could delete the uglies later.

one of the superlikes likes me back. End up dating for a month. shes the one who suggested we do anal after 2 weeks or so of dating.

Betas get cuck, checked.

here you go

1-800-KEK-MY-ASS

lol.

So did you send her a message or not

No. I actually love and respect my wife, unlike you cucks that share pics of your gf to the whole world for fat fucks on Veeky Forums to jerk off to.

Pathetic.

just imagine, she's going to invite you over for sex. You're going to drive over there, probably 30+ minutes away, and pull up and park your car and go up to the door. You'll go into her house and it will be dirty because modern women do not clean, and you'll start to doubt your decision. You'll go to her bedroom with her unmade bed and do sex and then you'll want to get the hell out of there because why would you want to hang around with some 38 year old old woman? But you'll feel obligated to stay around because she did give you sex after all. So you'll be stuck there watching some bullshit on TV with her or something.

And all along you could've just stayed home and jerked off.

That's my incredibly nihilistic way of looking at it.

tfw retruded orbitals
infraorbitals are literally everything

>tfw getting superlikes from literally nobody

I fucked a hot milf with 2 kids during the summer and the morning after I felt obligated to go with her to the mall and eat icecream

Was kinda weird but not that awkward. Would've rather just stayed at the hotel and jerk off though

>was fucking this chick the other day
>doggy with her on the edge of the bed and me standing upright
>bed too tall, have to stand on my toes a lot
>wake up today with insane pain in legs
>tibialis anterior got the workout of a lifetime
help brahs i'm not sure if I'll make it

because they get insecure, it happened a lot when i was in korea

Did u kno ur beta 2?

Brehs, what's a good matchrate on a 24h basis?

I restarted Tinder because I have almost achieved my weightloss goal so I got fancy new pics, woke up to 23 likes.

Am I making it?

when will they learn

kek. Maybe you shouldn't have left the pit, little guy

Don't you have to pay money to see superlikes?

You put the penis in the vagina.

Veeky Forums has warped your brain. Trannies are a tiny portion of the population

On 4chins, every woman becomes a trap

no you do have to pay money to see likes though

fuckbook.com

The algo slows down, enjoy the noob gains while you can. But decent rate anyway

Salvage this

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What do I write in my bio? Give me some ideas.

I think you fucked it beyond hope when you said girl of my dreams after saying you would corrupt her. You went from chad to beta bitch.

Message that bitch call her a vapid ho that must have clocked up one to many miles, I mean sad as shit she can’t even hold down a manz at 38, that B is damaged goods.

Well she responded positively, idrc what happens with this one though, just give me ideas

Gonna dump some more dead ends, I'll send anything halfway decent. Show me your Tinder game Veeky Forums

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crazy thirsty dawg, tone that shit down

idk why this made me laugh so hard

If it's been a long time ask her if it's been long enough to tell

This one is really good.

kek

I'd take a shot if she were genuinely smart but I doubt it

superkek

Holy fucking shit do not do this

I want to know what happened with the user that met this dumb cunt with the pasta

superzozzle

hopefully nothing

>the internal monologue of a woman

is this what happens when a vagina is sexually rejected?

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>i am an hero
Who is copypasting who here?

>Randy can you give me a handy?
>dandy notebook