Which one of these four destinies is the correct choice?

Dicklet detected

Who would actually want the Path of the Self-Aggrandising Narcissistic Manlet?

> lose hair
> pretend you just shaved it and arent actually going bald
> play with dolls
> claim to be a player despite the fact you just get parred off by stacey every time anyone over 5'7 walks in the room
> make threads on anonymous Azerbajani fishing forum about self, get assmad when people dont worship you as manlet god
> fade into obscurity
> die sad and alone after choking yourself wearing high heels

Sounds like a blast m8

This guy gets it

all choices are trash

>scooby
settling for a 7/10 lmfao

>zyzz
listen he motivated me as much as any other fag on this board when I started but let’s not pretend he ever fucked anything above a 6-7/10 rave slut

>rippetoe
being fat, nope

>jeff seid
Best choice but still trash because girls will never actually like you for you

>path of seid
>you have to kill a human child in cold blood once a year, to drink it's blood or you die

I'll take Path of Rippetoe, thank you very much.

Scooby's path best path.

Rippetoe's is funniest though

This but unironically

>1/2/3/4 no longer refers to plates, but metric tons

Missing one

Aw, thats really nice

Have a mutt child with some hideous spic maid?

That turns into your true heir? Yeah why not. bitch has some high test genes. Those kenedy genes are weak and effeminate.

Scoobs. How is this a choice?

Buttsex on the reg is a part of the package, implied. Hope you're mentally prepared for that, for the sake of gainz

Scooby>rippetoe>seid>zyzz

Literally every one but scoob has insane drawbacks. Not a hard choice.

Path of natty god ERIC

We need to update this chart, there's at least 3-4 paths that need to be added.

Zyzz because I hate myself and don't care about living to an old age.

I just cant imagine what the life of the person who wrote this is like. That's just sad. Holy shit.

Does anyone have the webm where the girl is kissing on the guy but hes like "this isnt a squat rack" "scooby save me"

Someone needs to update the image with the path of Rich, AlphaDestiny

>Blaha Merc path

Path of vynz is something we should all do

> you lift natty and have great strength, but will have to quit because you broke something in the WWE and didn’t have the muscles and recovery rate of roids

Shit I actually read all that.
>do it the normal way with a God-tier mentor
>party everyday but die horribly
>become captain America but look like a fatass
>look good banging hot chicks but are forced to murder every year
Dunno

>posting cyoas on Veeky Forums
But user I'm here to get away from that place.

That's basically what the Spanish colonists had to do, this time it was an Austrian to do the same