Start water fast

>start water fast
>feel like death constantly
>all lifts decreasing
>thirsty all the time
>haven't urinated in like 3 days
did you guys fucking meme me

Yes.

>havent urinated in 3 days
>thirsty all the time
>feel like death constantly
lol bro your gonna die stop that dumb shit and just dont eat like 10 pizzas a day

Either this is bait or you are just plain retarded

>does water fast
>doesn't drink water

Hmm...I can't quite put my finger on it but something could be wrong here.

i was under the impression you were fasting from water

Only drink water dumbass

Nice homage, LARPer

I nearly fell for this. 6/10

This is literally the amount of research average fit goer does. Remember children! Always do the research!

>He thinks not drinking water is a good idea.
You memed yourself. People like you deserve to die tbqh.

Under no circumstance did anyone on Veeky Forums avocado a fucking water fast.
Mum-tier diet threads have always been laughed into oblivion.

Reported for bait thread,
Nobody would be so retarded to not do any sort of research.

Kek'd at your auto correct

>Autocorrect
:^)

Is a water fast when you don't drink water? That's fucking retarded what are you doing.

>People like you deserve to die
you have my vote

Is this the newfag containment thread

yes, we were waiting for you

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Great game

You're supposed to drink water on a faster fast you mong

Trying to become a screenshot for Veeky Forums humour thread?

>>start water fast
Why are you fasting? Do you have lots of excess weight to lose? metabolic syndrome?
If the answers were 'No' and 'No' then you shouldn't be fasting
>>feel like death constantly
Mitochondria need epigenetic pressure to activate the ketogenic pathways for energy metabolism more than baseline. They haven't ever been used this way and you're suffering from pretty significant metabolic distress on account of the fact that your cells are running on an energy deficit until they ramp up that pathway.
>>all lifts decreasing
No shit sherlock. You've gone and went and depleted your glycogen stores. Your muscles are starving for energy
>>thirsty all the time
...drink water until you're not thirsty?
>>haven't urinated in like 3 days
Not drinking enough water, see the previous.
>did you guys fucking meme me
Yes. because you're a god damn moron you were memed

OHP Overhead post

A human can survive much longer without food than water. You are killing yourself OP. I hope this OP is a meme.

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>Havent urinated in 3 days
PERHAPS you arent drinking enough water..
Also take some electrolytes / pink salt.

Dude, OP implies they didn't drink water at all.
It's a bait thread.