What's the best routine for social gains? I don't want to be "Do You Even Socialize?"-tier for the rest of my life

if you're on Veeky Forums i assume you lift. so if you find a few workout partners and never workout alone, you'll eventually have a pretty big social group that all lift.

all these muscle heads on Veeky Forums

let me tell you the truth, be friendly and approachable and just talk! you'll definitely get laid.

We dont like muscular men and meatheads!! get that straight!!!

I think I'm completely fucked.

>currently 23
>spent uni insecure and depressed
>deleted all social media, went completely off the grid
>didn't put myself out there at all
>friends all have their own groups, gfs, jobs etc. fuck all time to hang now

I was thinking of booking a solo trip somewhere (have to work a shitty 50hr/week job for work experience, in order to graduate, so will have some savings ~5k USD) but I'm not sure I even see the point any more. Without social media, there's no trace I exist. I can't start a fresh because new acquaintances will question my past

I honestly don't see a way out

are you me

Lads, I wanked with soap and now it stings when I piss. Should I be worried?

just b urself x f

Maybe I'm just projecting, but I think identity issues are a big part of social anxiety.

Who's the sloot?

>letting the soap go into the dickhole
You dun goofed

>using soap

Warm water is all you need to clean yourself

What should I do?

the easiest way to socialize?
Talk with people, listen to them and give an answer.
ask a question tell about your life.
If you life is boring than get a hobby like hunting, fishing, climbing, kickboxing,travelling.
you can make new friends when doing a hobby, so its easier to socialize.

basically have something to talk about that other people think interesting but what you like too.

there is no secret to it, to socialize you gotta do something with people, the first step is talking with them.

Man your dick isn't gonna fall off, look it up on google, it will sting when you take a piss for a few times but in the meantime you are pissing out the soap. You should be ok in a few days

What the fuck? Warm water doesn't clean shit unless you like to take boiling water baths for that genuine agony experience

what if i have no friends to be a wingman?

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hnng

shit feels like pushing water uphill with a rake

NEET alert

>go out 3-4 nights a week
Nobody who goes at a worthwhile college or has a good job does this
>approach 5-10 women a night
Just how desperate do you have to be to do this. And in the end, you end up with a used up bar whore.

You PuA autists are so cringy.

It's supposed to be practice, user. It's okay if it takes some time.

Start doing some kind of amateur sport. I'd recommend ultimate frisbee, but shop around until you find something that interests you.

Since you spend a lot of the time moving around without much opportunity for conversation, it won't tax your social skills much until you feel more confident, and if people spend enough time on a team togheter you'll become friends no matter what. Once you have those, you can use them as a stepping stone to meet new people etc.

Wanna know how I know that you are from India?

These threads are so fucking stupid and should be banned. How absolutely pathetic are you that you can’t talk to a girl? You’re either an embarrassment to male species as a grown man or your a fucking teenager who should be perma banned for underaged posting. Now GTFO and rope yourself.

No

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>>go out 3-4 nights a week
>Nobody who goes at a worthwhile college or has a good job does this
Lmao if you actually believe this

Infographs are blessings

Your new name is Beta Fuck. Your nickname is forever Scared of Pussy. We’ll just call your pathetic ass SoP for short.

>A grown man scared of girls.

Really, you should rope yourself. You’re making real men look bad.

Just go do it. It's going to be uncomfortable and awkward at first, but you have to keep at it.

And I don't mean clubs or some bullshit, just normal social situation. Join groups or whatever put yourself in situations where you have to be social, that sort of thing. Travel, hitchhike, stay at a hostel, and so on. Just be more social in every day life. Strike up random conversations with random people throughout the day.

Just force yourself to keep at it and eventually it'll become normal and you'll feel awkward when you're not being social.

No

If you're going to a worthwhile college you're going to be working 12-14 hours a day during the week and probably another eight at least on Saturday.

looks like we know who the brainlet is here.

Come on SoP you can do it!

Pro tip from someone who went the "put yourself out there" in college route.
>95% of it is over-inflated hype
Here's how the arch goes:
>Damn I wish I was included
>Okay actually going to put myself out there
>Work on social skills join some groups
>Feeling of being included lasts about 3 months
>Slowly realize most people are incredibly fake
>Slowly realize many social groups are built around people feeding each other's insecurities
>Slowly grow more and more jaded with normie culture
>Revert back to the way you once were, but now with the satisfaction of knowing you're not missing anything
Focus on improving yourself, find shit you like to do honestly, find other people who enjoy it (keep your eyes open for fakes), and live an honest life with a few close friends.
That's all you need, fuck everyone else.

>working 12-14 hours a day during the week and probably another eight at least on Saturday

>he actually believes this.

I went 5 years for Structural engineering and never once did I work that fucking much in a week. Graduated Magna Cum Laude.

That's how you learn how to ride, son. On a old horse. Biggest Chad I knew, was effectively seduced when he was 17 by a neighborhood MILF whose kids had moved out.

When that got old he started cutting a swath through all the 17-18 year old girls in town. He got a reputation for knowing what he was doing with them, and as you all know, girls talk and BOOM he was unstoppable.

Or you can just wait for Kate Upton to throw herself on your car windshield like this guy says.

Your call.

>Structural engineering
Computer engineering here, what do you even do?

he learns that a triangle is the strongest structure

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>Revert back to the way you once were, but now with the satisfaction of knowing you're not missing anything

Amen brother. I had lots of friends and was always popular in high school college. In senior year, my mom (main breadwinner) died in a horrific car crash. Being the eldest of 4 siblings, I pretty much dropped off the social radar getting all of our families affairs in order. I can't even tell you how many "Oh you think you're too cool to hang out anymore, etc. bullshit" texts and calls I got from my so called friends.

Really was a crucible of teaching me who were real genuine friends and fairweathers. It takes a certain amount of character to say to yourself, that many "friends" don't really deserve the title. REAL good friends should be very rare to find and keep. Tru story bro.

What the fuck is this shit? Cant start afresh? Question your past?
Jesus dude its not like you killed an underage hooker in Tailand.
Lots of people, even normies, are turning away from the jewbook, especially post college. Just do it you pussy.

what kind of rolex is that?

Are you alright now, bro?

nice try buddy, let me fix this for you;

Go 'out' doing stuff that excites YOU, could be anything, museum, paintball, go-kart, clubbing, library.

When you are doing YOUR thing, try to talk to 5-10 woman, and find out the next things; her first and last name, what town she lives, what she likes about whatever she is doing.
If you think there is a connection, ask her number.

Repeat till you get some more confidence.
If she also thinks you're ok, you will get the number. And sometimes you dont.
And sometimes it will lead to sex, and sometimes not.
And sometimes it will lead to a relationship, and sometimes suicide.

Good Luck user

We learned how to do all kinds of calculations by hand, including convoluted matrix analysis of structures which is how they used to do things in the 1930's which I have never once used ever since I got out of school because the computer does all that shit under the hood. Guess it's good to know though.

What does a computer engineer do? upgrade yur ram?

Go build the ARM architecture from scratch in VHDL and get back to me

on the subject of social gains im starting college soon how do I ensure that i get on the proper road to chadhood and living the good life

We don't lift for you, and we dont care if you like our muscles

truss*

trusses are made up of triangles though. not OP just a mech engi student

Lmao at this nerd rage

intellectual heavyweight here bois

Had similiar experiences. The time i spend alone or with best buddies on things i actually enjoy are worth living, not those shitty forced social situations mostly revolving around drugs or other normie shit

Lmao @ u thinking going out three nights a week WITHOUT drinking is too demanding

Drink a lot of water, it will go away after a day or so

>tfw no Scandinavian milkmommy to bulk with her tittyjuice

>ego heading towards Snap City
top kek

wrong pic

God damn. So glad someone understands.