/mirin/ general

Post some stories of you getting mired by other people. I don't have any of my own.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=So0wXRR8BYU
youtube.com/watch?v=kxTDiqcBwB0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

...

>Go to see the thirtieth anniversary screening of the Princess Bride
>walk up to front row
>No, wait, that's too close to the screen
>turn around
>Some q.t 3.14 with her BF is staring at me
>I walk past her and find another seat.

Robin Wright was really cute in that movie.

A girl I’m friends with told me I was bigger than her boyfriend and would have dated me if I wasn’t gay. Then I had to correct her because I’m not gay and now it’s awkward

I don't get mired anymore because I simply stopped giving two shits about female remarks about my appearance. Can't believe that some of you guys post shit like "X person in the gym said I am buff/strong/good form" or like "X Girl looked in my direction/socialized with me/made some remark about my physical trait"

nigga stuff like that happens on the daily if you're not a social outcast it's worth nothing especially to full the captcha for stuff like that

Why did she think you were gay?

Because he's shy.

she saw him browse Veeky Forums

>Girl I matched off Bumble this week texts “hey” during the final 10 minutes of sunday’s Chiefs game

>an hour later I’m having drinks with her

>she’s a bit cold at first, but warms up quickly

>laughing at all my jokes, body language lights are all green

>she pays for our drinks

>clutching my arm as we’re walking outside afterwards, she says she wasn’t expecting this

>she thought I was a douchebag on Bumble, only met up to try and “take [me] down a peg” and get some free drinks

>walk her back to her car, end up making out

>mfw

Being in shape is like going through life with the cheat codes on

I do a lot of weird shit
> smack guys asses
> flirt with them jokingly
> when being introduced I say I’m my bro’s boyfriend
Kinda my fault but still hurt