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Ask for her address and enter the bone zone dummy
>We should practice first
Show us ur account user
Go for it F A M
This is the only answer OP
Damn that's actually a solid reply
Her friend probably has her phone.
"Most people just say hello"
is the only answer. It's ambiguous and doesn't reek of desperation.
This is perfect.
Tell her when she gets the spelling right you'll think about it
this
show us your acc
God damn you guys know how to show a girl you're controllable.
"Sorry, but you can't get pregnant anally."
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You should be. All three of them are ugly as shit.
Here you go fags. Didn't use any gym/body pictures btw
wp
show pics of your and her acc
I take these back. I didn't realize you were on tinder. I thought this was just some random drunk text and a bunch of bros telling you to dive in dick first like a desperate teenager. Ignore me.
>impreganate
On tinder, "impregnate" is synonymous with sex without having a kid
>how about some sex bätäng slurps slirps
>Didn't use any gym/body pictures btw
you don't lift anyway
>i am the chef of love, let me utilize your oven
Brush your teeth. Also post picture of her. She looks ugly too.
I really hope this is your anthem bro
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If you're not going to post your reply then what's the point of this thread?
this whore is desperate enjoy aids
you look 37, dyel
>those yellow corn kernel teeth
Here Fag
This is the anthem
She is literally going to take your cum and impregnate herself when she gets the chance fyi.
I sure as fuck that you aren't making that sign with your hand you fucking faggot. You already look like a "mommy said im special" bitchboy enough without making gestures that are popular with preteen jap girls.
this OP, if dubs
pics of her plox
>Do you prefer your buns glazed or cream filled?
I'm the guy that wrote your original reply btw
It’s literally this easy
hitch is that you
Nice
Check if bot
Kek, this is fucking genious
Tinder honestly disgusts me. Guys post pics hoping a girl will want them to fuck them. Girls have literally millions of dudes they can choose from and say 1 line to and get laid. If this girl wants to fuck this OP based on that pic and that over of love bio, she is a whore who has probably been fucked by 20 plus random tinder dudes. But congrats on being the next loser to stick it to her OP.
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welcome to current year + 2 friendo
NO NO stop with the puns already.
Feel like she's probably taking the piss at this point but then again that's all I do on tinder
>I don't know what a pun is
Shut up dumbass
ask for her number if you want to know if shes serious
It's a bot. 100%. They literally write the exact same thing every time.
But yeah, user is probably aware and just made a joke.
I’m not so sure
seems fake or women really do just have no personality
What did you expect
Given up
jesus christ dude
Post pics if she's the girl in the middle and Washington (the state). I might know her
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SOmehow worked
it was going so well
>not just saying: great, what is your number
>impreganate
>repair
shes retarded
these bots are getting smarter...
This is funny as fuck man, don't listen to these desperate virgins crying because you didn't follow through.
WHAT IS THIS
Fuck man you went all in.
haha
Ayyy lmao! Hahaha! Just let it crash and burn eh? I too am no stranger to this
Captcha: casecco Avenue
Don't worry I still got this
lmfao - true.
bro you're cybering with some sweaty neckbeard
Wow, this (('""girl""")) really wants sex!
hahahaha whaat
it's a bot or she's retarded
ask for # just to see what happens
post the rest of your tinder pics user
What the fuck
i think you overloaded the circuitry of the bot
Haha - well played.
I told a girl I would cum on her pancakes once just as a joke and she went on to tell me how she'd eat it.
You just never know.
The trick is getting out of the jokey back and forth and to that next step - digits or a hookup or whatever.
Which one is she in the pics?
# senpai pls
Quit fucking around! Just get her number and set a day and seal the deal holy shit!
Dafuq is this shit
user pls dont fuck it up
Dont get number now ask for her address or tell her to come to yours
This
I never understood why people ask for numbers on tinder you can have the exact same conversation
No you’re going to fail algebra if you don’t put your phone away and start listening to Ms. Jones.
Fucking underaged posters. GTFO.
WTF you're 20? I'm 22 and I still look like I just left high school. Life is not fair.
thiiiiiis
It makes you stand out. If you have a hot friend (girl) check their tinder. They get matches left and right. For you to stand out get the number so you are not just another tinder match.
>pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
>the different possible meanings of a word
i always thought it's cause tinder uses data and there are still plebs out there who don't have an unlimited data plan
text her right now "come here to my home, **retarded autistic boy street** and we can fuck"
>TFW this is what the average 20 year old looks like.
God damn it sucks so much to look like a 14 year old baby faced numale at 21.
bot.
>Impreganate
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i don't know about you guys but that shit disgusts me
Are you retarded? The answers are completely irrlevant to what you answered - they just are a logical progression based on each other.
Literall typical bot behaviour.
I'm about to hit 25 but could probably pass for a 15 year old facially.
I'm big tho which makes a lot of people confused. Pretty funny desu
Man, you need to fucking write a book
Call her a dumb slut and tell her that anal won't impregnate her.