IM PANICKING

IM PANICKING

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Ask for her address and enter the bone zone dummy

>We should practice first

Show us ur account user

Go for it F A M

This is the only answer OP

Damn that's actually a solid reply

Her friend probably has her phone.

"Most people just say hello"
is the only answer. It's ambiguous and doesn't reek of desperation.

This is perfect.

Tell her when she gets the spelling right you'll think about it

this

show us your acc

God damn you guys know how to show a girl you're controllable.

"Sorry, but you can't get pregnant anally."

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You should be. All three of them are ugly as shit.

Here you go fags. Didn't use any gym/body pictures btw

wp

show pics of your and her acc

I take these back. I didn't realize you were on tinder. I thought this was just some random drunk text and a bunch of bros telling you to dive in dick first like a desperate teenager. Ignore me.

>impreganate

On tinder, "impregnate" is synonymous with sex without having a kid

>how about some sex bätäng slurps slirps

>Didn't use any gym/body pictures btw

you don't lift anyway

>i am the chef of love, let me utilize your oven

Brush your teeth. Also post picture of her. She looks ugly too.

I really hope this is your anthem bro
youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg

If you're not going to post your reply then what's the point of this thread?

this whore is desperate enjoy aids

you look 37, dyel

>those yellow corn kernel teeth

Here Fag
This is the anthem

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw

She is literally going to take your cum and impregnate herself when she gets the chance fyi.

I sure as fuck that you aren't making that sign with your hand you fucking faggot. You already look like a "mommy said im special" bitchboy enough without making gestures that are popular with preteen jap girls.

this OP, if dubs

pics of her plox

>Do you prefer your buns glazed or cream filled?

I'm the guy that wrote your original reply btw

It’s literally this easy

hitch is that you

Nice
Check if bot

Kek, this is fucking genious

Tinder honestly disgusts me. Guys post pics hoping a girl will want them to fuck them. Girls have literally millions of dudes they can choose from and say 1 line to and get laid. If this girl wants to fuck this OP based on that pic and that over of love bio, she is a whore who has probably been fucked by 20 plus random tinder dudes. But congrats on being the next loser to stick it to her OP.

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welcome to current year + 2 friendo

NO NO stop with the puns already.

Feel like she's probably taking the piss at this point but then again that's all I do on tinder

>I don't know what a pun is

Shut up dumbass

ask for her number if you want to know if shes serious

It's a bot. 100%. They literally write the exact same thing every time.

But yeah, user is probably aware and just made a joke.

I’m not so sure

seems fake or women really do just have no personality

What did you expect

Given up

jesus christ dude

Post pics if she's the girl in the middle and Washington (the state). I might know her

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SOmehow worked

it was going so well

>not just saying: great, what is your number

>impreganate
>repair
shes retarded

these bots are getting smarter...

This is funny as fuck man, don't listen to these desperate virgins crying because you didn't follow through.

WHAT IS THIS

Fuck man you went all in.

haha

Ayyy lmao! Hahaha! Just let it crash and burn eh? I too am no stranger to this

Captcha: casecco Avenue

Don't worry I still got this

lmfao - true.

bro you're cybering with some sweaty neckbeard

Wow, this (('""girl""")) really wants sex!

hahahaha whaat

it's a bot or she's retarded

ask for # just to see what happens

post the rest of your tinder pics user

What the fuck

i think you overloaded the circuitry of the bot

Haha - well played.

I told a girl I would cum on her pancakes once just as a joke and she went on to tell me how she'd eat it.

You just never know.

The trick is getting out of the jokey back and forth and to that next step - digits or a hookup or whatever.

Which one is she in the pics?

# senpai pls

Quit fucking around! Just get her number and set a day and seal the deal holy shit!

Dafuq is this shit

user pls dont fuck it up
Dont get number now ask for her address or tell her to come to yours

This

I never understood why people ask for numbers on tinder you can have the exact same conversation

No you’re going to fail algebra if you don’t put your phone away and start listening to Ms. Jones.

Fucking underaged posters. GTFO.

WTF you're 20? I'm 22 and I still look like I just left high school. Life is not fair.

thiiiiiis

It makes you stand out. If you have a hot friend (girl) check their tinder. They get matches left and right. For you to stand out get the number so you are not just another tinder match.

>pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

>the different possible meanings of a word

i always thought it's cause tinder uses data and there are still plebs out there who don't have an unlimited data plan

text her right now "come here to my home, **retarded autistic boy street** and we can fuck"

>TFW this is what the average 20 year old looks like.

God damn it sucks so much to look like a 14 year old baby faced numale at 21.

bot.

>Impreganate
youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

i don't know about you guys but that shit disgusts me

Are you retarded? The answers are completely irrlevant to what you answered - they just are a logical progression based on each other.
Literall typical bot behaviour.

I'm about to hit 25 but could probably pass for a 15 year old facially.
I'm big tho which makes a lot of people confused. Pretty funny desu

Man, you need to fucking write a book

Call her a dumb slut and tell her that anal won't impregnate her.