Gym stories?
>They recently moved the squat rack closer to the manlet pit
>Edge around it and get in the rack
>Begin squatting 3pl8
>One of the manlets claws his way up and grabs the hem of my pants as I ass 2 grass
>Explosively come up and get pantsed
>Re-rack the weight and turn around
>Entire gym is laughing at my pink striped lifting pantsu
f-fucking manlets... f-form over function.
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I saw a guy running around and doing random shit in the gym a few days ago. he was benching 1pl8 with a 2 inch ROM for 5 reps, then got off the bench and started doing these karate movements towards the free weight section. he then moved towards a punching bag and started throwing these weak punches. he literally fucking ran past me as I was unracking my weight in the platform to squat
You actually let a manlet do that to you with no repercussions? Fucking pussy.
Squat plug got stuck ;_;
>Been going to Uni Gym for a few years now.
>Work for Uni, faculty pass with a fuck ton of benefits
>Been doing deadlifts for years at same gym.
>New student receptionist never seen her before.
>Signs me in, get to my workout
>2 sets in she comes over and tells me deadlifts aren't allowed in this gym
>Apologize and ask if it's a new rule because no one has ever told me they weren't and I've met most of the employees.
>She says deadlifts aren't allowed on the type of hardwood floor of our gym
>Ask if it's okay as long as I don't slam weight down.
>She says no.
>Manager comes over asks what's up.
>We both explain the situation
>Manager said he never thought it was a problem because I wasn't slamming the weights but it's probably best if I stop for now.
>Re-rack weights and go do some cardio.
>Come in a few days later.
>New sign in big bold fucking letters, "NO DEADLIFTS, NO EXCEPTIONS".
Stupid fucking dumb cunt student.
Fucking bitch. Is she fat?
Lurking
it's a manlet projection desu m8
>tfw too tall and shoulders are too wide to become a trap
Anybody else knows this feel?
>not wearing blue and white shimapan for maximum gains
laffin @ u faggot
Same, user.
We should fuck in the gym showers to make a point.
I'll milk you dry boy.
I saw a manlet doing what could generously be called quarter reps for OHP on the smith machine
>doing front squats
>roidboy comes up to me post set
>"ya man you no you put the bar on ya back for squatz right?"
>doing lat raises with 15lbs db
>some girl stands next to me with 25lbs db
>throws all her body weight into her lat raises
>after each set of 4 she looks at me like "get fucked loser"
>decline benching since it's fun
>"gym manager comes up to me
>"sir you can't bench in that style, it's too dangerous"
>ask how/why
>"it just is"
>walking up and down stairs to cardio room with 80lbs dbs, only stairs in whole building
>weights are not allowed in cardio area
>cardio bunny closest to stairs glares at me each time I reach the top
>when all done, some time later in workout, the above mentioned cardio bunny comes up to me
>"hey can you meatheads keep your obnoxious weights out of our area please? k thanks"
this is why you buy new earbuds when you old ones break asap
If you're getting fucked with this much, you're clearly a manlet.
I'll make sure to give you all of my protein, user. The full package. Uncut.
nope. just legit autistic, with permanent asshole face
horrible social skills so I shrug, grunt, and say "eh" for most of my responses
no one at the gym likes me
>tfw 6'1 and jacked
>yet no one cares because it's all about social skills
God I'm so turned on right now.
>no one at the gym likes me
You probably legitimately ARE an asshole, then, and don't realize it because of all the autism. Also it sounds like you live in some Cali shithole metro where everyone is a hateful fucking tool.
I swear Veeky Forums might be more gay than /lgbt/
eh
I keep to myself mostly. rerack my weights. don't leave stuff sweaty. never bother anyone while they are working out.
I guess it's because I just look like an asshole, don't ever try to go out of my way to be friendly, that people assume I am just an asshole instead of just a busy autist
As I expected. You can't help it. You need release, user. You won't have to worry about anything if your heads pushed into a pillow.
>might
Look I haven't had any dick in 3 years; if you tease me too much I'm gonna ride you until your dick falls off.
manlet insurgents have been invading the gym lately. the keep blowing up the pl8 dispensers, throwing out the communal take one leave one squat plugs, and used the gym twink without proper authorization
we're preforming and investigation and now require all members to squat barefoot and see if their under 6'0
And who says that's a bad thing? Poor user. 3 years? I bet you're messing with your thing, aren't you? Imagining getting bulldozed by some user on Veeky Forums?
how ugly do you have to be to not even get any gay sex? some gays have literally thousands of partners
Will you fuck off, samefag? Go ERP with yourself in a text editor or something.
>And who says that's a bad thing?
I don't sleep with people who don't respect their dicks sorry.
Luckily we're not sleeping.
We may be too tall and broad shouldered to be traps, but who says the bottom cant wear lingerie?
where can I buy said pantsu?
God you're such a faggot.
>strong word
i don't know what make me madder
the fact that faggots took over a thread where we would post funny stories
or the fact that you linked a picture on a FUCKING IMAGE BOARD
It's not gay if our balls don't touch, user.
Too bad for you that's exactly what I plan to do.
>gym has a no virgin policy
fucking why!?!?
>almost everyday this guy comes in at the same time and speed reps everything
>talking like 2 reps a sec
>everything half repped
>don't know if someone told him it's better than normal lifting but he's the only one I've ever seen do it
>pretty lean but obviously super dyel because he's just snapping at his stabilizers instead of actually working main muscle groups
>no one ever says anything to him, even the trainer, so I don't know if he's disabled or what
Oh really? We'll have to wrestle for dominance here. I'm determined to seed you under the no-homo guise.
Owner still hasn't fixed the squat rack despite numerous bug reports.
Last guy clipped into a plate and jetted out of the window at 80 mph.
Yo i'mma need sauce on this shit.
>walk over to cable stack next to asian dude
>asian dude "you want work here?"
>me "nah man i'm good"
>"how do you get so big"
>"ah shit i'm just getting fat on this bulk
>"no not fat, you muscular!"
tfw
Guess I'll just have to squeeze every drop out of you first then.
MODS
My, my user. You're good at this. I wonder how confident you'd be with my thing laying over your face?
Then I hope you've been stretching your foreskin because I'm going to run my tongue inside.
Jesus christ user that's my fucking fetish
I'm so on edge right now, you're making my mind go blank, user.
I'm just getting started user. I won't stop until you've dumped every drop inside.
...
homosexual samefagging
sage
stop samefagging.
I wonder how tight your throat is, user? Maybe I'll just force it into you. I can't cum just from foreskin play, after all.
Put in a request for some platform, rubber dampener or something then in retaliation. Use the bureaucracy against them.
THIS SHOULD NOT EXPAND DONG
Oh it's tight alright. I still have my gag reflex.
I'll deepthroat you and tickle your balls with my tongue.
BUT IT DOES
Mmm, fuck. You're going to tease the loadbout of my balls and suck me dry eventually. Then I'll have to use my mouth on you.
Not yet. You got one other hole to fill, hole filler.
> doing seated overhead dumbell extensions for tricep long head gains
> stand up afterwards and scroll through phone
> friend send me snapchat selfie message
> position myself to send one back and take pic
> lower phone and see two girls look at me with their mouths agape in disbelief
> confused, go back to phone to pick song
> girl steps in front of me and says "uh hello, excuse me???"
> "what?"
> "you wanna delete that picture? Most girls don't like getting pics of their ass taken by creeps when they're trying to work out"
> "what the fuck, I didn't do shit"
> both girls bitch at me to show them my phone
> female staff member Aleesha comes over, I Know her
> they cry to her "HURR DURR THIS GUYS TAKING PICS OF GURLS ASSES HURR DURR"
> getting sick of this shit, say fuck it and show them phone
> scroll through camera roll, no pic of their asses
> they claim I took a snapchat so it disappears
> say "give me a fucking break, your asses aren't that great. maybe stop dressing like sluts and actually focus on working out. I'm fucking done"
> go back to tricep extensions
> two days later go to gym
> scan card doesn't work
> my memberships been revoked due to taking photographs of other gym goers and being hostile to other gym goers, breaking policy and contract terms
> try to talk to someone, I explain how there's no proof, etc, but they don't listen to me
> a white ball of burning rage is growing inside of me
> you know those angry moments where you want to just completely wild out in a rage but hold youself back due to societal repercussions? Well this time nothing was held back
> "TAKE THE WOMENS WORD FOR IT RIGHT? NAH WHO NEEDS PROOF, JUST KICK OUT A PAYING CUSTOMER AND RUIN HIS FAVOURITE HOBBY CUZ THE ONLY OTHER GYM IN THE AREA IS A FUCKING HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES AWAY YOU FUCKING PRICKS. AND TELL ALEESHA TO SUCK MY FUCKING COCK"
> throw scan card and ground and throw a bunch of gym brochures everywhere, throw one at squat rack, and in waterfountain and leave
Oh, I'm especially good at filling holes. Maybe we can try getting your boypussy pregnant?
>come to Veeky Forums to learn about body improvement
>gay erp thread
Just another day on Veeky Forums
Wew user.
You still going to that hour-distance gym?
Wewlad
This fucking piggy looking chinese kid keeps coming in and stacking ALL of the god damn bumper plates on a box so he can show everyone how high he jumps. I don't know why it pisses me off but it does.
...
look for wel-cum in sadpanda
ugh
disbelief.jpg
There are 3 or 4 of those at my gym. One of them is an old guy who also stretches while making the weirdest faces in between sets.
Only yesterday I saw a dyel man let Asian doing lmao1.5 plate quarter squats wearing a belt. In fact, there at least dyel Asians wearing belts doing stupid lightweight exercises. This is south Australia what is happening.
Becoming a cute trap would be a body improvement for a beta male like you
Post face
.. And dick no homo
He’s been watching Frank Yang training mixtapes
>opens a thread starting with a made up gym stories about some faggot wearing girly panties with that image in OP
>i just wanted to read something on body improvement guise
>stories
story*
CULTIVATING MASS
It's called circuit training you fucking dyel newfag.
This made me so fucking angry.
Male-only gyms when?
eww straight people .-.
Should have told them you're gay thus no interest in their gross girl butts. Never been in this kind of situation but I've been saving this excuse for awhile just in case
I'm sad I'll never get to experience any of this because I'm using my gardenshack as homegym.
The only times things get interesting is when I have to deal with various wildlife in my gym.
Boring but true story
>be squatting
>dumb cardio bunny brings her untrained friend to the squat rack to teach her
>friend is twice her height
>shows her the most fucked up form imaginable
>bar gripped tight, on her actual fucking neck, pushes her feet forward
>girl is literally complaining about shoulder pain
>friend tells her to bear it
>OK
>against better judgement I butt in after her second set, explain to her she can grip the bar wider, her toes should be pointed a little bit outward, her friend is shorter than her so the way she squats won't necessary work for you etc.
>squats new way, actually is comfortable and gets leg workout
>thanks me
>deathglares from the dumb cardio bunny
>imma big boi I can handle it
>minutes pass
>dipshit cardio bunny proceeds to teach her how to sumo squat
>in the squat rack,
>with the empty bar
>from the ground...
>platforms right across from us
>empty
>friend is obviously struggling
>against better judgement, once more, I point out the empty platforms with the big 10lb plates she can use to get her form right
>cardio bunny begrudgingly thanks me, grabs her friend and leaves the gym.
>Continue my workout like the sperg that I am
I'd like to think that I saved someone from hurting themselves, at least momentarily.
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you did user, you're doing god's work and actually helped someone
>be me
>deadlifting
>see 6'3" fellow DYEL also deadlifting
>literally cat stance on 80kg
>whatthefuck
>he keeps loading up
>120kg
>mfw I just finished warming up with 120 kg
>he continues to cat stance and just does 1 rep sets
>walk up to him
>hey dude, you might want to watch your back it seemed painful
>haha I've done back before
>he loads up to 130kg
>manlet friend enters
>they both continue with this shit
>both leave looking like quasimodo
some people are just beyond help
What the fuck is this thread
No I actually bought some equipment and have a pretty decent home set up coming together.
>gym goblins forgot to grease up the manlet pit again
>manlet family escaped and wrecked the gains dispenser
what kind of fucking university gym doesnt allow deads? like actually, how the fuck can you say it's an appropriate space for student athletes to train if deads aren't allowed, especially ones that need to be big or strong? that basically includes all pulling from the ground, rdls, heavy rows, cleans snatches, all important stuff. must be a shite uni for sport
Was thinking this, too
Odd. At my uni's gym the only spot to use Olympic weights and deadlift heavy is on a wooden platform.
>gains dispenser being overrun by manlets
that's what you get for a communist system
you deserve it
>capitalist powerlifting gym
>gains are earned, never dispensed
>no gains taxes
>strong market
>tfw have to pay a 20% gains tax after making 1/2/3/4
Unironically OK with this, I would never have moved out of DYEL mode myself if it wasn't for the gains transfers I got from the better off gym goers
>their
Phew lad, brainlets need to knoe there place. My gym recently installed a brainlet cage because they were causing problems. Brainlet control management is the future of gym organisation.
That's the saddest shit to see
Watched a guy snap his shit not too long ago for exactly the same reason: trying to show up his lifting posse
>Knoe
Looks like it isn’t working
Stop
6'3 here
What's the point of us even living I just want to be a qt trap
The platform is likely disposable, intended specifically to get beat the fuck up
