How do I achieve Geralt mode?

How do I achieve Geralt mode?

Roids.

Geralt L I T E R A L L Y isn't natty.

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>2017
>still no nude mod that gives Geralt a dick
Guess I'll never get to replay the game.

Tfw no mod to fuck Johnny.

Kill monsters and fuck sorceresses for a living.

Sorry bro, but it's the only way.

YOU GOTTA DO THE TRIAL OF THE GRASSES, RIGHT BABE?
AGONIZING MUTATIONS, GET BIG C'MON.
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND, BECOME MUTANT

fuck off glenn jesus

this fucking game pisses me off. i just want to kill monsters and shit but nope
>alchemy
>crafting
>skills
>repair
>trade
so on and so forth.. just give me a sword and let me swing it at shit. jesus.

I think it's just ab training every day and 5x5 and get up to 2/3/4/5
Make your shoulders, lats, and traps hypertrophy

When do my lats become noticeable?
My pecs are already noticeable in shirts benching lmao165lbx5 but I sort of look fridge mode in the lats department especially since I'm probably around 18-20% body fat.

Do you know how to engage your lats? They hide until you consciously make an effort to flex them. Also, do a ton of wide grip pull ups, train for 4 sets of 10 and then start adding weights while doing sets of 5 reps. Your lats will explode

lol he is smol boy. do you seriously think roids after puberty will broaden your shoulders and narrow your hips?

I think theres a part of the main quest line where you have to write a play. At that point the game lost me.

Casuals.

there is tho

>mutant
>natty

lol

kill monsters
drink potions
???
profit

witcher creatine kills humans though

Since you guys are into it...
Triss, Yen or Keira?

then he cannot achieve the witcher physice,
humanlet

even in FANTASY worlds the fit people aren't natty

why do you hold on to your natty cuckceptions Veeky Forums? Just start juicing like geralt and be the best you you can be

its a role playing game you colossal faggot, play an action game if you want action

Triss- marry, Keira-fuck, Yen-kill (what a stuck up cunt)

Story and personality wise: Yen.
Lookswise: Shani and Keira.

Well and the Duchess of toussaint.

play monster hunter then bro [spoiler]seriously best game going[/spoiler]

I agree except I wouldn't kill Yenn but rather keep her locked up in a sex dungeon where she could live out the rest of her days as me and Trist's sex slaves

>No Shani

filthy fucking casual holy heck.

You faggots are the reason gamemakers get away with a to b item fetch quests constituting a "single player experience".

S-STOP IT

Yen is the only one truly in love with Geralt. Triss is hot af but she has a kinda morbid obsession for our beloved witcher. Keira just craves that chemically enhanced D

>taking mutagens for this

Really, bro? At least aim for letho mode if you're giving in your natty card.

That bicep is disgusting and deformed

U are gay if you didn't romance Triss

>Not going full red Baron mode
Ishygddt

I accidentally fucked Kiera and then killed her on both playthroughs. So yen naturally

>tfw couldn't romance the duchess

GIB MILKIES MOMMY YEN NNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw you cannot plough these uptight hot twins

Disgusting and deformed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated

Rosa Van Attre

Absolute patrician taste

no u

Oh well, you still have the other 99% of """RPGs""" that cater to low attention span faggots like you.

Tbh this was the only part of the game that peeved me. Like I give a fuck that she's a stuck up princess, she wants me to show her advanced swordplay if you catch my drift.

CASUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Is this game worth torrenting? I've not played many video games but I love DND

abso fucking lutely
best 100 hours you'll ever spend

Buy it faggot

>spend money when I could have it for free
I'll use that money on weed and alcohol thank you very much

fmk gonna go Marry Triss, fuck yen kill Keira (its a hard choice between killing Keira or Yen)

Can someone post that screencap of rich piana being geralt or something like that pls

Also: triss best girl all the way

I agree with that user, it just looks gross

Triss, of course.

>Ciri not mentioned yet
it's like you're all a bunch of faggots

1 Full Moon everyday, 1 Maribor Forest and 1 Tawny Owl every other.

Thunderbolt injected intravenously helps a lot.

>Ciri cums
>Battle of Kaer Morhen all over again
>your bed is teleported to Skelega

Drink Tawny Owl for pre-workout, and Swallow for recovery.

Triss, and it's not even close.

>fucking your step daughter

CMOOOON

literally nothing wrong with that

This bitch

HEMA, cardio and tree climbing all day every day

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Degenerate faggot

>HEMA
Why not have him do fucking Krav Maga.
Fucking HEMA faggot

Yen EZ

Idk why everyone loves Triss so much, if you paid any attention to the lore you would know she is a stereotypical and egotistical hot bitch who puts on a caring face in public. Basically all of the lodge sorceresses are total cunts.

amen, i spent too much time on those quests thinking i missed something. fuckers.

Yen cuz raven haired girls

if you do mutagen roids yes

Was mad when you couldn't fugg her and it turned out you had done that entire quest for fucking nothing. Faggot devs

MOMMY