No fap

god, i hate women but i also wanna be loved by them

Fapping is wrong.

Fuck that's gross.
If HPV were a person walking the earth, it would be her.

Certainly not a Chad, but I've had sex with 25+ women, had 4 serious relationships, and I try to watch porn/fap as little as possible (about once a week max when I'm feeling stressed out)

Don't think /no fap/ turns you into Chad, but I do think that around college age men should "grow out of" masturbating to an extent. It's kind of like video games or weed - sure it feels nice, and doing it everyday won't ruin your life, but it's not a great habit. Honestly if you desire a healthy sex life, you should try to masturbate as little as possible.

Seattle area for sure. It's huge in Washington. I saw one in Yakima the other day while passing through. Get your coffee with some tits.

Real life story
>Paramedic in Washington
>bikini barista drive through in my first due
>never go there it's overpriced and I actually like good coffee
>911 call for assault
>arrive in parking lot, fucking cops everywhere, half naked women screaming and cat fighting
>fucking cadilac (old square body)
>two black guys on the ground cuffed
>one has a cane and a felt coat
>fucking actual pimp checking up on his hoe who works days at the bikini coffee shop
>couldn't take it all in, too much, cliche galore. Start laughing.
>I retreat to my passenger seat and let the engine company sort these girls out.

that bitch is just plain nasty looking

This guy is me but 2x normie. I have had sex with half that number, I'm about half as good looking, and my body is about half that good.

Still white tho ehhhhhhhhhhhh.

if thats you, then you are a chad. help us autists, how do you approach women at bars?

>not a chad

Would raw dog in the bathroom on her break then take her out for something to eat later.
Damn.
Daddy needs to get in that.

M-more of these girls please

>you should try to masturbate as little as possible.

What if your high test and horny all the time?

t. homo

I am. I've been with 100's of women. I usually juggle 2-5. I have been with only Asians for the past five years too. I masturbate once a week usually, but try to avoid it when I can. Women can smell testosterone and they can instinctively know when you're covered in dried jizz. Stop jacking off constantly and watching porn. It pacifies you and creates depression. Go fuck ugly broads until you lift yourself into hotter broads. You'll thank me if you do.

Not me. I can't get past day 2 of nofap and usually fap around 3/4 times a day. Only had sex with 1 girl who was a bit chubby.

I'm okay looking with an above average body (would prolly be 8/10 if I cut 6%) and fairly good social skills which fall to mediocre when confronted with women who I am attracted to. Also I have no idea how to escalate things with women.

Are her hips a rigid iron bar? Why can't she move a single leg without shifting the entire plane of her hips?

My body would be 8/10 btw, not the whole package. With my face I'd be lucky to go up to a 7/10

enjoy your aids

Rawdog then straight to the clinic

yo. only watch porn about 2-3 times a week. fuck the nofap meme. unless you're getting consistent ass, what the fuck are you doing it for? if you can't get up you literally spend all waking day jacking off to bondage porn and deathgrip your dick or just can't get it up to nerves. who cares, girls know guys get hard and are naturally soft and small. the more you don't a fuck, the more likely your dick will be throbbing on a sloot

That picture isn’t wrong.

nuke the world

hnnnnnnggg who is this semen demon?

How to get an std THE MOVIE

How many diseases you have?

Never had one, newfriend. Sorry to disappoint. I get tested regularly too.

>fucking ugly broads will one day land me a stacy
stop. just stop. you go after what you deserve and earn. fucking ugly broads and landwhales will do nothing for your confidence or standards.

None.

...

It's better than jacking off though. How's the view from that high horse?

This
Don't even fuck ugly chicks/landwhales/fbb if they are easy pussy and claim NSA.
There's always a string, and even if you just use them like a less expensive onahole for an hour or so and treat them like absolute shit and are even slightly abusive they'll still come crawling back.
Breaking the whole "NSA" part of it.

If you need to get off and are haven't fallen for the porn+jacking off scam then hire and escort, find an escort who'll be your exclusive piece.

> I'm not a Chad, but..

>have confidence problems, unable to get laid, unable to maintain erections, fall into a pit of despair after every time I fap
>stop fapping
>start doing more cardio
>get laid while able to maintain solid erection
>fall into same depression and self-hatred I do after fapping

What the fuck, Veeky Forums? Why do I feel like shit after getting laid?

LOL. Just pay for pussy. It's like none of your underage kids have heard of practice lays. Jesus.

I don't know but it looks extremely awkward

because you unironically need to rekindle your relationship with Christ.

If she gives more than three glances, go attack. Don't buy her drinks right off that bat either. Just be cool, calm and collected and have fun.

Because she's not sitting down, she's basically standing up. Try moving your legs in that motion without any use of your hips dude

she's supporting her weight through her arms so it's more like she's doing bicycle kicks than doing the full work of riding the stationary.

name you cunts please

i farted while she was shaking her ass. i was already pretty turned off but that fart made it worse even tho its my own fart

Have you ever ridden a bicycle standing up? Wtf nobody looks like this when they ride a bike.

I can deal with the cream/ointment

>normies
>Veeky Forums

you spent too much time here. You lost touch with reality. normal people dont even know what this website is

Look, I don't want to give ye ole 9x6 and bring my "a game" to some sub 5/10, a porker, or some fug lez who's trying to "find herself". Or worse a combination of the three AND have to go out of my way to pull them AND they'll try to start a relationship and can't take a hint or ignore the hints when I drop them?

I want a hot piece of ass on demand. I want to bang the sexiest woman I can raw, till I break her and bust that much needed nut then send her limping home.
No muss
No fuss
That's all.

I was a nerd playing CoD in middle school and used the shit out of Veeky Forums. Grew up, became a jock, partied and banged stacies. Still stuck on Veeky Forums. You truly never leave this place

Nah, I'm good

you still aint a normie. But who the fuck wants to be a normie anyway?

And how's that working out for ya, champ?

have you ever talked to girls before? lol

are you me?

That thing is fucking ugly.

>dirty asshole
no ty

"bethanylilyapril" I believe

Really well actually
I haven't masturbated in years and I haven't fucked in months.
The last time I did was with a latina escort I met in Dallas.
I grudge fucked the shit out of her
I don't know if she called me pappi to make me nut faster or if she was enjoying it. I didn't care it was good.
Got my nut
Threw my pussy cream and slightly bloody condom in the toilet and made sure to flush it.
Left 500 bucks on the counter in the hotel room.
Left her there curled up and fiddling with her phone on the bed.

Felt great.

Might take a trip over to dallas and look her up again.

In other words, just bee yourself?

>Day 30

I hate life. I'm done with the loneliness, just done. I want to enjoy life but there just doesn't seem any way to do it. This world is barren and a disappointment. I don't know what do.

I dont watch porn, i just have sex with my girlfriend

Jesus dude, you wasted 500 bucks on some dirty whore, what's wrong with you?

So you'd rather pay for a short time of sex and live mostly in sexual frustration due to your obvious mother issues. Noted. Enjoy that user. Also, I live in Dallas and you're a moron for paying for hot Latins or Asians. We're full of em. I know most of the Asians already. If you can talk without being a tard and are in shape, you can fuck just about anyone.

Why do you find this bitch attractive I can't understand

Fatties are better than your hand bro. Ever heard a slump buster? A fatty will boost confidence of you're an incel,just build up from there. Don't get too comfortable w/ fatties

Depends user. There are some cute chubby girls out there. But sometimes it's better to go home alone than set your stamdars too low.

Coley Dae

She was damned good looking
Could take the dick, finding prostitutes who'll let a guy with 9+ inches bang them out is kinda hard.
And I made her shower before.
Best part, no strings.

Was worth it.

Yes I would.
I'm tired of jacking off and watching steroid addled faggots fuck used up whores, or thirsty chicks going to town on themselves and just sitting there jacking off.
It's a waste of life and realizing that I spent all of those years doing just that sickens me.

I would rather be sexually frustrated and horny and angry and amped up and on the verge of raping anything even remotely female and attractive half to death then become that person again.

But the thought of ending up in a relationship or having to deal with her after is something that I do not want.

I don't use my hand.
I don't need confidence
I want a pretty willing piece of ass to agressively and mindless powerffuck till I'm exhausted drained and can barely move then get up shower and leave.
Or at least walk in get my dick sucked and do a little throat fucking bust once or twice then leave.

I have no problem with paying for that.

Jesus Christ man. Get help. What did your mom do to you?

...
Psych 101 I'm guessing. Are you discussing Freud now?

Dude clearly needs to submit his will to Allah and his final prophet, Muhammad.

The website that just won a moron the US presidency? I'd say plenty people know about it. I've heard it mentioned on multiple politics podcasts and general humor shows.

I think user is referring to your treatment of women, and the repressed reasons you're such a dysfunctional fuck up who uses sex as escapism.

you would be pretty damm surprised at how many girls you know that are strippers or escorts

you end up with some weird feels about women in general man

This user gets it.

USED sex as escapism.
And do you want me to be honest?
Was raped and sexually abused a lot as a boy. Basically everything to do with sex and romantic anything fucked litterally everything up when I was a kid.
As I grew up it became more and more obvious that it's nothing but a big goddamned quagmire of stupid bullshit but by then I was horny and stupid and anyhole was a goal.
I fell into porn to keep my "evil urges" in check and then fell into harder and harder stuff.
I've had multiple women come onto me and two basically strong arm themselves into my life and into being my girlfriend.
The only peace I ever had was in the weight room and reading comics.

Happy?
It's something unavoidable and something I have to indulge in to keep sane. If I had any choice in the matter I'd just shut it off. But too much of who I am depends on it.

As I was saying....claiming that I use sex as an escape when we are discussing sex and why I don't actually watch or use porn or have sex with random uglies in in favor of having sex with an escort occasionally is....
insane.
I never even said a single solitary negative thing about any women in any of my posts.

I have no idea where you're getting this from.

Newfriend, Veeky Forums is LGBT friendly, multicultural, and infested with normies.

>healthy sex life
>going from woman to woman
lol

>The website that just won a moron the US presidency?
>This is what legit brain dead /pol/tards actually believe
Not that I'm lumping you in with that. But your point still stands, this place isn't exactly a secret.

I fapped 5 times today alone.

those are rookie numbers. need to pump those up

Are you me user?

Me
>relatively attractive
>women have always been easy for me to approach
>women approach me often
>very good at the pursuits I dedicate myself to
>top 5% at my profession
>have always been in the top 5% academically
>born worth millions
>etc
>etc
>am chadesque

I didn't masturbate until I was 19. I simply never knew how to do it. I didn't watch video porn until that year either. I had seen pictures before, but it never did it for me.

I rarely masturbate, but if I do it is either with my imagination or photos. Videos feel disgusting to watch. It is like a bastardization of the divine. Sex is divine and should not be portrayed through people that use it as a means to sustain their living. In that way it cannot ever properly capture its essence.

Also, what said

there is nothing with prostitution. im 21 and gave up on women. no pressure anymore, i just accepted i wasnt meant to fuck girls. if i was 6'3 with an attractive face obviously i would think this is hilarious but im not.

If you got no women to lay with, then you gotta do it if you want to avoid getting prostate cancer. Of course not like a degenerate doing it every waking hour, but once or twice a week isn't going to kill you.

Approach women in real life