Have you ever been in a fight Veeky Forums?

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does roleplaying with my gf count?

Fights are for immature children who can't handle their emotions and have an ego. You shouldn't ever need to solve conflict with violence. Your words are a powerful weapon that can disarm the situation, and if all else fails, you can walk away.

So you're saying if I approached you in public and started punching you in the face and screaming like an ape, you'd just walk away?

Depends. Explain what you do

naw fuck that m8. dukes up

LOW TEST

When they were fighting, i was studying the word.

what if i fuck your gf in front of you?

Actually I'd pull out my concealed carry and end your life. I won't ever start a physical altercation with someone, but if someone starts one with me I'll let them get a few punches on me before I shoot them.

Samefag

>americans

Yeah, but who'd be the real strong one in that situation? That's right, me. I would never be a bad example for my wife's son.

I'd love to have a friendly fight with You, and you use a dummy gun, and I'll show you how hard it is to actually pull out a gun when you're being beaten down. If you weren't prepared for an altercation chances are you'd be knocked to the ground straight up and once someone mounts you there's no way you're pulling out a gun. Learn judo/bjj and some boxing

I have a taser on the left side of my belt opposite of my pistol.

Why not just use the taser? And why carry so many weapons how paranoid can you be. But the principal is still the same, having a grown man on top of you hitting your head, your priority will be to cover up and get them off you, not fumble around your belt. You're kidding yourself if you think you'd ever get to use either weapon without already having it in your hands, or you're fighting a mongoloid

>once someone mounts you there's no way you're pulling out a gun

Right after I turned 21 and had been lifting for almost a year I thought Iwas jacked as fuck. I was in a bar with some friends and this giant John Coffee fresh off the Green Mile looking black guy started talking shit to us. Calling us faggots and trying to put all of his drinks on my tab.

I went over to his bar stool and he immediately started saying how he was going to beat my cracker ass and fuck up all of my friends too. He began to stand up and I clocked him square in the jaw as hard as I could. He didn’t even flinch. I might as well of kissed him. He looked at me with eminent prison rape and murder in his eyes, began to stand up and maybe he was reaching for a gun or something in his pocket and I turned around and ran out of that bar faster than Usain Bolt with my friends right behind me. Went back and got my debit card the next day.

kek

10/10
Keep up the good work

Zimmerman is proof positive that fucking losers who decide to do gear, start working out, and take MMA and start acting like big men are all just complete loser faggots.

Once

We were leaving the bar a little early. Husband goes out to start the car and I settle up the tab. I come out and three rednecks are roughing up my boo.

Two of them ran off after I clocked one and put him on the ground and chased them off.

Went to town working him over until the cops showed up and tazed my ass.

Wasn't he just some fat Mexican who shot a black kid?

>fat mexican
No. According to the leftist media it was spun as an innocent black kid being shot by an angry white man on a mission to kill niggers.

I don't live in the US so I don't know anything about it

Multiple times in my life before 21 to the point where I thought it was normal until I started looking at other peoples lives and realised most people have never had to raise their fists to defend themselves.

It just makes me feel like the world hates me although I know that is bullshit.

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Here's a recap of the event

>nigger goes to the store to get skittles and arizona iced tea
>neighborhood watch wanna-be-cop spic calls in a suspicious person
>pursues nigglet despite 911 operator telling him not to
>nigglet attacks
>spic shoots and kills nigglet
>riots
>obama shows a school picture of 12 year old nigglet saying "this could be my son"
>nigger in chief doesn't use nigglet's current facebook photo which is him standing shirtless holding up a gang sign
>news agencies photoshop zimzam's mugshot photo to make him look white
>news agencies don't comment on all the vile violent and racist "anti-cracka" posts on nigglet's facebook page.

Grew up chunky but athletic, so I got picked on a lot growing up for being "fat." ...which I was, but I wasn't even mostly fat. It matured me a lot faster than most people because I keep a level head through all the bullshit yapping, until I'm touched. My dad used to box for fun in the back yard when he was little, so that was passed down to me and my little brother. So, because I was "fat" trouble seemed to find me, and because I was picked on I always ended up defending myself in an eventual physical fight. Cool thing is since its never my fault I get away totally free, so other kids got an ass beating, and punishment.

>linemen in early days of football, elementary school... kid punches me... I facemask him to the ground and cleat his trachea... he gets hospitalized.
>9,10,11,12 basically fighting all the time with other kids at a babysitters house.
>Beat a kids ass in vacation bible school when I was like 13, preacher was a black belt and broke us up
>ran some fag through a dozen desks in th 8th grade and ripped out his faggy ear ring.
>beat some niggress's ass when I was a junior in h.s. and was ready to fuck up her two eminem wigger cheerleader boyfriends when a lot of people interviened. Push-blasted her through an overhead projector through some desks... she was not prepared. Almost started a race riot in the school lol
>fucked up some lanklet eminem fag always bragging about how he could fight in the back of a shoneys when I was working there as a freshman in college.

Luckily that shit ended.

I am by no means "a fighter," I don't train in any martial arts... all I know is boxing... but I've been in plenty of fights. What I've learned is that MOST of the time the people who run their fucking mouths all the time and bring shit at you without provokation are basically guaranteed K.O. without much effort. People who can actually fight don't go looking for trouble and don't run their mouths and don't pick fights and try to belittle people.

>news agencies don't comment on the 'revenge' killings niggers commit, like 3 niggers killing a little girl

Is this our boy hemmingway?

I hate fighting. I hate that glazed over tunnel vision I get. I hate the "over the edge" moment right before it happens when you commit to aggression. I hate the depleted adrenaline headache after. I don't understand how people enjoy MMA.

Yeah. Not in my adult life though. I miss them.

A few. In junior high and high school I had a couple of typical teen ager fights, but when I was 17 I got into a fight with an older guy that was an eye-opener. Or an eye-closer, actually. It didn't go well. When I was in my 20s I got into a few real fights, one that was one-on-one and a few that were brawls. I also participated in a boot party on a guy. I didn't feel great about that afterward, even if he was a piece of shit.

To a certain point fighting is character building. You learn to stand up for yourself and get confidence from that. You more than likely learn that you're not as tough as you think you are, which teaches you a bit of respect for others. I don't like hanging around people who have never been in a real fight because they are still living in the fantasy land where they are invincible and might get you into some shit that you shouldn't be in, or they were too scared to take risks when they were younger so they grew up to be physical cowards and couldn't help you if you needed it. I mean, if you're an adult male and have never been in a real fight I just can't fully respect you.

But by the same token I don't like hanging around people who never grew out of it.You should not be getting into serious fights too much into your 20s. It gets too dangerous too fast, and you should have learned how to 1. be a better person, and 2. have enough sense not to be in shit places with shit people around. I have a few friends I stopped hanging around because it always turned into a shitshow and I just got tired of it. I also have a couple friends who are fucking dead.

Nah, he was some half spick half kike who was too much of a fucking head case for the cops so they would routinely tell him to fuck off when he wanted to join. He'd also frequently beat his loser bitch girlfriend and even pulled a gun on her once. Anyway,

He was already on a decent amount of gear, taking mma, and carrying an quasi illegal gun when he decided to follow some random skinny black kid and ask him some questions in the middle of the night, in the rain.
If you have any sense in your head, you do not engage with shift looking mexican looking dudes in dark cars at night alone especially in florida.


He ran, He got out of his car with his gun and decided to chase him on foot. Black dude doubled back and fought him fat boy realized his MMA training was failing him so he shot the kid.

He called his parents, he called his lawyers, he called HIS cop friends and they all covered it up and made it look as favorable as possible for him.

They also paid off some obese bitch to say that the boy ran back out into the rain to fight him and some kid who couldn't have seen anything to say that "HE WAS BEATING HIM UP LIKE IT WAS ON MMA" you know.


Anyway, he got off with it scott free but he had to leave town.

White cops everywhere had a field day with it and were taking pictures with him. That's kind of when blacks started going out of their way to kill white cops and cops realized that blacks were now more likely to shoot a cop, a white one, rather then dealing with them directly and even dealing with violence in their own neighborhoods rather then call the police.

Oh and Zimmerman has been shot at multiple times and has gone full scumbag "white trash" in some shithole part of the country.

source? I don't doubt it, i'd just like to hear the story

see i have the opposite problem
i remain detached during fights
i need to work on letting my animal self take over but 20 years of oversocialization has fucked me up

never with a bike wielding basshead

haha, look at this immature child who can't handle their emotions and has an ego. you shouldn't ever solve conflicts with violence.

Should have had a roll of quarters

>be 19
>dated girl for 3 years
>both sick of it
>she started doing pills with her friend, not my cup of tea
>broke up with her for other reasons
>heard she was fucking a heroin dealer
>called her one time to see what the hells going on
>he picked up talking shit to me
>told him I'd be there in 15 minutes
>called my sister who lived closer and asked if she had bail money
>sisters 5"11 and been in more fights than me
>pulled up and saw cops everywhere
>kept driving
>called sister
>apparently she took the initiative to go to dorm and caught them on the stairs trying to leave
>she threw my ex down a flight of dorm stairs and punched him a couple times
>they let sister go but put her on academic probation
>time passed
>went to the local skate park
>only two people there were the guy and his friend with skateboards
>called a couple people so I didn't get jumped, everybody was "busy"
>went over to where they were saying let's go drop your boards
>finally got him to
>rushed him throwing wild punches I come from the suburbs
>hit him a couple times
>he hit me a couple times
>didn't feel a single thing because adrenaline
>his buddy stood off to the side
>both got tired and realized we were bad at fighting
>both talked some more shit out of breath
>walked away no cops or anything
>didn't solve anything
>its 5 years later and am going to run into her eventually because back in hometown

God bless America

You’d shoot an unarmed person who’s punching you? Good luck explaining that in court.

Trayvon diffin du nuffin Martin

You don’t get any of these things because it’s a controlled environment if compared to bashing some random cunt in public.

But also, the more of this shit you do, the less phased you are by what’s taking place. Adaptation I guess.

you don't have a cc

Zimmerman is a national hero

No I live in a white neighbourhood

THIS

I've been in so many fights it's a bit shameful. I was in the military and the locals always wanted to fight us for fucking their women. Before that though I had a fair few fights in school. I can safely say, I know how to handle myself against most people. Always somebody better than you though. I'm just fortunate I've not come across him yet.

I'm a parent now though with a family and I haven't had a fight in about 5-6 years

depends if she is bigger than you

t. nigger

lmao

not since middle school
that shit was like the wild west

I literally went Bane-mode "... Or your body!" on a kid in primary school.
Turns out he was a haemophiliac.
Turns out I partially paralysed him.
Turns out, two and a half decades later that he forgave me (even though he needs a cane to walk long distances or down slopes)

I let myself become physically weak for years because of the guilt I felt. I let myself be bullied, always tried to laugh it off, because I was worried I'd do something like that again.

And I did.

A guy slapped me in the face "For a joke bro", and I don't know why but I grabbed the side of his head and slammed it in to the corner of the bricks that made up the edge of the friends house.
One ambulance and convulsion later and he's never been "quite right".

And the last one I ever did was only a few years ago.

A guy kept poking me aggressively (he was 5'10 but wearing those beige boot things, I'm 5'8), again "As a joke".
So when he went to poke me again, I grabbed his finger and just wretched it backwards.
I could hear the sound, like when you pull off the thigh of a roast chicken.
He started screaming and I was then ganged up on my his friends and their girlfriends.
Thankfully the event had security and they escorted me away.

His finger to this day looks like a knobbly sausage.

So no OP, I don't fight.

Yes. I broke a ham planet feminists face after she broke a can of Arizona tea on my head a few years ago.

>obsessed

Yes, a few times
I've never gone looking for a fight, they were all when i was playing sport or out in clubs/pubs etc
Some times dickheads just go looking for one and you're the unlucky one who gets picked
Here in Australia i've noticed larger guys normally get it the worst; my 6'6" mate always gets provoked but my manlet friends never do

Once when I was a teen lol. We traded some punches and the other guy hit my ear on which I had an earring and it broke. Raised my hand told him to stop, he stopped, I went home cleaned it up. Next day we were playing fifa at his house. Teenage years were fucking weird man.

>I don't fight
>Three instances of permanently injuring an individual
You clearly do

What are you? Lenny from Of Mice and Men?

Started training martial arts a while back but I've never been in a fight.
Still feel better walking around knowing I'm at least somewhat "ready" if something was to go down. There's a big difference knowing nothing and knowing something when it comes to fighting, so I do feel safer.

Best choice is obviously to avoid it though, concrete is not the same as a mat.

This is pasta right? I always have a really hard time telling if people like this really exists.

Been in many o' tussles m8

>Tfw 6'3 280
>Tfw I literally cannot be beaten in a fight

An other user here
Even if this is a pasta guy like this exists because this way of fighting is for broken and kill
Most of fight are for the adrenaline or pussy

>Be 12 years old me
>A guy punch me in the face a run fast
>I don't run as fast so I walk
>Maybe he thinks this is ok so he stop running and start talking
>I put my thumb in this eyes et push
>He go down and supply
>I simply push
>The teacher come
>I think about the punishment
>I stopped
In the end he was the one with a punishment
>He never talk to me or even look at me again

yerh some dude kept trying it with my gf (now exgf) so I glassed him

Wth? Why would you give him free beer?

i have thrown a lot of bricks at people

Nothing worse than waiting for the chance to have a genuine one on one fight outside of training/sparring yet any hint of trouble in a London pakislum basically means you're jumped and/or honour killed by 13 inbred cousins. Admittedly a lot of them look tough but have no idea how to utilise range/distance in a fight. Hilarious winning/avoiding fights by simply stepping back half an inch at a time for a good 5 minutes.

nope, be 6'3" and 240 lbs and most people will avoid you. even at night withh all the nigger gangs and shit like thhat, i just go my way and don't give a shit about anybody.
fighting would be still a bad idea because they all have knives and stuff.

WHITE HISPANIC

When I was a junior in high school I was in shop with this guy who was on his third attempt to graduate. When he found out the news and was telling people, I started running my mouth about how it was about damned time he graduated. He beat the shit out of me. I landed maybe two off balance punches. In hindsight, I shouldve never gotten a 21 year old high school senior riled up. Retard strength is real.

Can we start calling Obama white black now?

Captcha is one way street signs. How fitting.

>Larping this hard black boi

>drunk with friends
>one friend gets lippy
>get lippy back, he charges at me
>have a bag which I thought had a vodka bottle in it
>swing it at his head with perfect timing
>forget there's only a cardigan and a doughnut in there
>he becomes genuinely confused
>kick him in the bollocks while I have the chance and push him over
>still looking for that vodka bottle

T. cucked European

who the fuck is this fine roasty?

>Ideally, yes. And yet real life sometimes decides otherwise and is outside of your control. Have you ever gone outside? Some people will start hitting you just for trying to convince them that fighting is a failure at problem solving.

>5th grade, in 5th year of tang soo do. Red belt.
>This kid randy says "You think you can beat Ferrin in a fight?"
>I don't know, maybe
>It's on anyway.
>7 kids beat me up after school.
>Never again

>6th grade
>Kid terrence charges me in the locker room
>Side kick him in the gut
>He falls over

>8th grade
>Kid accidentally pushes me down in gym
>Apologizes
>Later hear "I JUST BEAT THAT GUY UP. THAT GUY RIGHT THERE"
>He's pointing at me.
>Punch him in the face
>Grab his gelled up hair and pull him over to the water fountain to do some shit I saw on WWE.
>Coach grabs me away from him
>Sent to opportunity center
>By the time I get back, rumors have circulated.
>Don't EVER fuck with user
>Never have to fight again throughout high school
>Good thing because the juvenile judge was pretty sick of me and was threatening with juvy.

I've never been in a fight in my adult life outside sparring with friends.

I used to love tang soo do but too much spicy food is bad for me now, prefer egg foo yung now desu

If the conflict is violence you didn't participate in you're defending yourself, which is exact execution of self control. Fedora wearer detected

He is he punching me if he's unarmed?
Either he's armed and I can shoot him or his aggresion is limited to biting and kicking.

I've heard you can knock a guy out with a punch in the jaw because the jaw has a nerve or something. Could someone elaborate? Preferably on how to punch the jaw the right way and what are the possible dangers for the receiver?

Smacking around your nephews when you're drunk doesn't count

I got punched in the face by a really big dude when I was drunk as shit. He was calling some girl a slut and I thought he was talking to my gf so I charged him. Two of his friends grabbed coat while he decked me. Tbh it didn't even hurt a little. He was big so it knocked me down but I jumped right back up. Still have a scar tho.

I'd stomp kick your knees out from under you before you saw it coming.

I would pull out my karambit and gut him like a pig

Heh...nothin personal kiddo

Fuck off Akagi. Go play mahjong or something.

>been a fat fuck for my entire life
>2 years ago begin running and pleb body weight shit
>finally get courage to go into martial arts gym, begin training Muay Thai and BJJ
>have 2 amateur fights but nothing to brag about since I still fucking suck at this
>month ago friend hits me up after I get out of night shift at work asking for ride home from bar
>get there only to find him yelling at people in the bar
>he yells "user come here and beat this guys ass!"
>fuckingwhat
>bouncers grab my friend and the guys he's arguing with and kicks them out
>sheepishly follow behind in true beta fashion
>grab friend and begin to walk him to my car across the street, didnt notice guys following us
>friend sees them, goes back into aggro mode and says something and immediately gets hit by one of the guys
>another guy comes in and hits my friend from behind, I shove him away and tell him to fuck off
>he keeps saying "whatchu gonna doo BITCH NIGGA?!"
>white as fuck, like elmers glue white
>he fakes like he's gonna punch me, laughs when I bring my guard up and says "Scared bitch nigga!"
>beta rage comes out, guy talks like every douche I went to high school with
>I start hitting him like he forgot about child support payments
>very clear this guy has never been in a fight before, hit him when a few leg kicks and he ceases moving
>end up headkicking him and setting his ass on the ground, definitely concussed
>bouncers have run over from bar, breaking up fight and begin calling police
>friend got his ass beat since he has no idea how to fight
>finally clear things up with police, guys who attacked us are taken to drunk tank, I grab my friend and gtfo
>drive in silence with friend, drop him off and never speak to him again

Why do retards always think they can fight, and why do they drag other people into their bullshit

yea, a few but this was the most recent
>walking down street in college town at night with 4 friends
>a bit drunk
>3 cars driving down the road where we're walking
>people in the first car start yelling at us
>we yell back, tell them to fuck off, etc.
>apparently they were all together
>3 cars full of people jump out and run at us
>about 10 basketball americans and 5 white guys
>for some reason we dont run and try to fight 5 on 15
>my friend gets his jaw fractured
couldve ended worse I guess, but pretty shitty night overall

I'm neither black, nor live in a trailer park, so no.

>Look at all these children who cant solve their problems without using violence
>If you started a conflict with me I would literally murder you.

>obese

Other than the fact that you sperged out and assumed he was insulting your gf, it sounds like you took the hits and just went on with your night. I can respect that. He might have been punching you at only 10% of his power level just because he had to publicly save face

Good like getting anywhere near me with that fag-tier chink blade when my 3 foot authentic full tang samurai style sword leaves its sheath.

>mfw lost more fights than won
>mfw been in a lot of fights because can't stop being a wiseass

I'm gonna die young guys

If you really did feel bad about the first kid, you wouldn't do it again two times you big retard fuck

have fun in jail for shooting an unarmed person who was hitting you to get you to fuck off, not attempting to murder you

I carry a concealed weapon and practice conflict avoidance, so no.

More people die by being beaten than by rifle deaths annually. If someone starts beating on you, there’s a good reason to believe that your life is in danger, especially since you can kill someone with a single well placed punch. It wouldn’t be murder, it would be justifiable homicide and he’d go free.

Sorry that you think it’s okay to beat on someone without consequence.