IS SHAQ OUR GUY?

When I lift I think about summoning Shaq. His larger than life spirit enters me like KAZAAM. I lift Iron like STEEL. He inspires me to become more athletic. I start to sweat profusely like him. I can feel the Shaq in me start to grow. I study Shaq Fu.


SHAQ IS:
- INCREDIBLY ATHLETIC
- PERSONABLE
- SELF AWARE OF GOOFINESS AND CAPITALIZES OFF OF IT
- FUCKS WOMANLETS
- CAPITALIZES OFF PAST ENDEAVORS AND STAYS RELEVANT
- ALL AROUND NICE GUY

Look at these slow but STEADY NATTY gains

He's fat and out of shape.

He;s 45 and in shape.

he looked best in 1992 after that he became fat

He is not fat he is amazing

SHAQ CELEBRATION THREAD?

ONLY womanlets

ONLY

Shaq actually came to my gym in SF last year. Hung out, worked out, took a spin class. Was a total bro, came back two times. Talked to everyone. I am a fan.

I don't know if she caught him on an off day, but my gf does work arranging transport for celebrities and apparently he was a huge asshole which surprised me.

Awesome! Shaq is great.

Damn! That sucks she had a bad Shaq experience. A Shaq attack, if you will.

SUMMON KAZAAM FOR GAIIIIINS!!!

Man you can't be nice ALL the damn time

yes shaq is our guy

SHAQ UPLIFTS YOU!!

I’m legit curious, how the fuck did those woman take all of his dick?

by reminding themselves that they need to breed with an ALPHA like Shaq.

In all seriousness, rumor is shaq's dick is relatively small for his size. Still probably a big cock, but perhaps not as big as we'd assume?

>ywn OHP a qt with little to no effort
why live

so why you post picture of michael jordan?

>so why you post picture of michael jordan?

Keep working user. I have and it’s a ln amazing primal feeling

what? this is the guy in the bugs bunny movie right?

Stop trolling lol

is that Lenny in the background? haha

>tfw still can't OHP lmao1qt

Wladimir Klitschko is everything you described except better in every aspect.

Gainzzzz, Erneh

>Wladimir Klitschko
Net worth, 21.5 M.
Shaq Net Worth: 400 M.

Shaq is far more successful, sorry.

Except he's BORING

White power tho.....
I guess Slavs are white enuff again

>Money = Success

Nah. Happiness and fulfillment should dictate that. In that regard is say they're equally successful.

The only reason I brought up money is because it was said klitschko was better in every aspect. Monetarily, he's not.

Shaq benches less than Chuck tho

Dick size isn't proportional to height

Based shaw

BUMP FOR SHAQ