When I lift I think about summoning Shaq. His larger than life spirit enters me like KAZAAM. I lift Iron like STEEL. He inspires me to become more athletic. I start to sweat profusely like him. I can feel the Shaq in me start to grow. I study Shaq Fu.
SHAQ IS: - INCREDIBLY ATHLETIC - PERSONABLE - SELF AWARE OF GOOFINESS AND CAPITALIZES OFF OF IT - FUCKS WOMANLETS - CAPITALIZES OFF PAST ENDEAVORS AND STAYS RELEVANT - ALL AROUND NICE GUY
Easton Martinez
Look at these slow but STEADY NATTY gains
Jackson Rogers
He's fat and out of shape.
Leo Young
He;s 45 and in shape.
Samuel Harris
he looked best in 1992 after that he became fat
Jeremiah Parker
He is not fat he is amazing
Logan James
SHAQ CELEBRATION THREAD?
Josiah Mitchell
ONLY womanlets
David Walker
ONLY
Colton Jackson
Shaq actually came to my gym in SF last year. Hung out, worked out, took a spin class. Was a total bro, came back two times. Talked to everyone. I am a fan.
Jayden Morales
I don't know if she caught him on an off day, but my gf does work arranging transport for celebrities and apparently he was a huge asshole which surprised me.
Noah Thompson
Awesome! Shaq is great.
Damn! That sucks she had a bad Shaq experience. A Shaq attack, if you will.
Connor Morris
SUMMON KAZAAM FOR GAIIIIINS!!!
Leo King
Man you can't be nice ALL the damn time
Isaac Hall
yes shaq is our guy
Levi Moore
SHAQ UPLIFTS YOU!!
Blake Martin
I’m legit curious, how the fuck did those woman take all of his dick?
Nicholas Allen
by reminding themselves that they need to breed with an ALPHA like Shaq.
In all seriousness, rumor is shaq's dick is relatively small for his size. Still probably a big cock, but perhaps not as big as we'd assume?
Thomas Thompson
>ywn OHP a qt with little to no effort why live
Connor Martinez
so why you post picture of michael jordan?
Liam Thomas
>so why you post picture of michael jordan?
Eli Peterson
Keep working user. I have and it’s a ln amazing primal feeling
Cooper Myers
what? this is the guy in the bugs bunny movie right?
Nolan Butler
Stop trolling lol
Charles Davis
is that Lenny in the background? haha
Justin Garcia
>tfw still can't OHP lmao1qt
Evan Flores
Wladimir Klitschko is everything you described except better in every aspect.
William Hill
Gainzzzz, Erneh
Ryder Martinez
>Wladimir Klitschko Net worth, 21.5 M. Shaq Net Worth: 400 M.
Shaq is far more successful, sorry.
Camden Reyes
Except he's BORING
Jason Rivera
White power tho..... I guess Slavs are white enuff again
Charles Sullivan
>Money = Success
Nah. Happiness and fulfillment should dictate that. In that regard is say they're equally successful.
Grayson Johnson
The only reason I brought up money is because it was said klitschko was better in every aspect. Monetarily, he's not.